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Pope francis condemns growing healthcare inequality in wealthy countries
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Gop congressman resigns from house freedom caucus, upset with government shutdown push
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Paul krugman accuses republican senator ron johnson of using 'non-facts' in social security debate
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On the subject of typos... i and o can be real mitherfuckers.
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If it is an inherited condition, then who is to blame?
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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? leeks
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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes
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How do you stretch your back? i don't know. **shrugs*
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I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg.
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How to pack your bag for every beach occasion this summer
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A guide to interntional fabric care symbols (photos)
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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit? try to neghostiate.
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Thousands of nfl players' medical records stolen from skins trainer
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Chuck norris can in fact 'raise the roof'. and he can do it with one hand.
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Hey, bud. who's charles foster kane's favourite character in titanic, bud? it's rose, bud.
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Naacp in ohio seeks grand jury docs in tamir rice case
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Boko haram aren't the only militants causing chaos in nigeria
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A third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey
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Florida state university uncovers drugs that may stop zika
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There's a band called 1023 mb. they haven't had a gig yet.
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Hey, taylor swift, caitlyn jenner got a call from kanye too
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Women are good for 2 things... actually 3, if they take it in the ass.
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There is hope in san francisco's homeless count
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Everything this researcher said about baby formula may be wrong
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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? because the trombone is a sax offender.
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This woman celebrated her 77th birthday in the fiercest way possible
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'totally biased' harlem shake: no one is actually doing the harlem shake (video)
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You know who are the best pussy magnets? gynecologists..
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Bees q; what kind of bees make milk? a; boobies
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Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years? because one of them dropped a nickel.
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I hope i'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because i only own one suit.
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Isis militants, disguised as police, kill dozens in tikrit
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'biggest loser' nutritionist cheryl forberg on the best ways to lose weight in 2014 (video)
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My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on ebay this morning.
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Killers are paid up to $300 per head in philippines' deadly war on drugs: report
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How to be a better daughter -- and why it's important
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Sorry about your street cred, black guys named milton.
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Alec baldwin returns to 'snl' as man without a plan donald trump
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I lost both of my arms today... its ok though. i've learned to embrace it
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These egyptian fireworks are nice. oh wait, they are planes.
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Why stepping on a lego hurts so damn much
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Another black teen stunts on admissions season, gets into 7 ivy leagues
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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? a hemogoblin
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If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear.
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That awkward moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut.
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I like my women like i like my coffee with k cups
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If chris redfield worked pest control... it would be called resident weavile.
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Women are like condoms... they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Dwyane wade opens up about marriage, fatherhood in jet magazine
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New york gov. andrew cuomo orders officials to protect homeless from cold weather
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This is what happens when two powerful female street artists join forces
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A math joke? p1: knock knock. p2: who's there? p1: deedee who. p2: deedee who who? p1: one.
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I always cry after sex. god, i fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!
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“i’m sorry--the two tragically forgotten words in customer service
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What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? your keyboard
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Did you hear aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? it's called sweet emulsion
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I shit you not - yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom
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Survey says the ideal number of sex partners is...
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Laura dern and nba’s baron davis look pretty sexy smooching in public
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How to make friends: put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them.
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Gifts that give: how to shop for a cause this holiday season
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Asian-american groups want elaine chao to start supporting poc or resign
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What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns
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Nobody except an english major appreciates when i say ... my granddaughter has double ds
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Cop spends 2 months working undercover at burger king, nets 5 grams of weed
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Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? warren buffet!
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Who surfs the net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.
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Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in paris? he was in seine
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Has raymond flores found the ultimate cute kid note?
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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? forget-me-knots!
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Boston dynamics has created a running robot, and it's coming for you
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Elite 'bundlers' raise more than $113 million for hillary clinton
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I want to start a towing company. i'll name it jaques crew tow.
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Instead of deporting the undocumented, president trump should insure them
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Have you seen the movie constipated? it hasn't come out yet.
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What do you call an angry russian? pissdov
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If i opened my gryffindor would you slytherin?
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An open letter to senator lamar alexander about betsy devos
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Celebrity wedding trivia: quiz yourself on stars' craziest wedding facts
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Les misérables through the eyes of a mommy
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The tacano money manager: ralph kramden and the american savings crisis
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You should probably follow the 'mushroom ninja' on instagram
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Why don't mexicans have bbq s? because beans always fall through the grill.
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Chris matthews on trump's family: at least mussolini executed his son-in-law
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How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?
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The healing power of tattoos to breast cancer survivors
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Suicide bomber kills at least 25 in pakistan mosque
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Take a day trip away from cancun and visit chichen itza
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Lawyer defends fired cop who killed teen football player
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I feel bad for skeletons... they have *nobody* to be with.
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Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? the message is loud and queer.
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The bizarre plot to blow up target stores to tank company stock
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Question *q: why couldn't the pirate play cards? *a: he was sitting on the deck.
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How do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate its tit a lot.
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What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? a bongoloid.
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Appeals court deals rebuke to controversial prosecutor who targeted aaron swartz
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Stephen hawking has finally released his new book about space. it's about time, too.
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Riding the dark horse: what neil young taught me about autism and fear
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The world's most dangerous path is reopening to hikers
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Ben carson compared big bang theory to 'fairy tales' in 2012
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