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Man accused of breaking off terra-cotta warrior’s thumb for souvenir
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Jennifer lawrence surprised kids at a montreal hospital and it was awesome
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Watch florida kicker eddy pineiro boot an 81-yard field goal (seriously)
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Why i hate shopping at the mall (even though i work in fashion)
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Vanilla sex makes your day... anal sex makes your hole week.
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Durable love: forgiving your ex and refinding love
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A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, i feel like shit.
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'jeopardy!' had a 'stay woke' category but it wasn't what you think
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Apparently, kissing can be a crime -- if you're gay
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When you accidentally type me instead of my i read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.
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Why does snape teach options and not herbology? his lily died
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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously? by feeding the poor to the hungry.
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What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? the woman.
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To the mom shooing her son away from the american girl doll today
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Pentagon chief: iraqi strike may have been 'mistake' by 2 sides
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Why yoga is so misunderstood: how it has gone from the sane to the bizarre
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Dick cheney does not endorse donald trump (yet)
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Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
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What happened when the easter bunny caught his head in the fan? it took ears off his life!
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Sing, paulie, sing: michael rapaport urges manafort to talk in gleeful video
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The king and his jester: religion and its acceptable transgressions
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David spade thinks president obama is too 'thirsty' for attention
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Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? it's fly soup sir!
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The wine bottle wine glass suggests you have a drinking problem
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Syd schanberg: gone, but still filing his stories
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Birthday every year on his birthday, chuck norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
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Why do bay area gamers like pier 39 modern wharf air
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Serena williams hits some awesome trick shots in new video
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Guy's review of a long island rest stop is worth pulling over for
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How do you pronounce the pao in power'?
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3 tricks for making your good habits stick
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The acronym nascar stands for: non-athletic sport centered around rednecks
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You'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed
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James franco shares zachary quinto kiss photo ahead of 'i am michael' premiere
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Health care reform boosts health insurance for young adults, gallup poll shows
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Redditors of mississippi. tell me how do you feel abou- oh wait, you can't read.
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What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? please pass the salt.
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I used to cry when i got an erection... would call it my mourning wood
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I sprayed a fly with axe body spray. he'll live, but he won't get laid.
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Police save dog stuck neck deep in mud
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Guantanamo ‘freedom fest’ features band whose music was used to torture detainees
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What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? the lunch bell!
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Racist statements lead lawmakers to reject john wayne day
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'renegade jew' trends on twitter after breitbart story on bill kristol's #nevertrump plan
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Procrastinators be like; sofa so good my attempt on pun
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What would you call a pokemon trainer if they were jewish? ashe.
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Pennsylvania supreme court agrees to hear big gerrymandering case ahead of 2018 election
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The key to a long relationship: keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
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I was given a load of plasticine for christmas... i'm not sure what to make of it.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass
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Do you want to earn $$$? yes, three dollars!
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How do trees encourage one another? they say i'm rooting for you
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If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy giuliani
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What is poor customer support costing your business?
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Obamacare premiums are spiking, but yours probably aren't
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Big companies backing obama's climate agenda also fund its enemies
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I hope farmers are as disappointed as i am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market.
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Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life.
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U.s.: russia sent tanks, rocket launchers to rebels in ukraine
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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? (nsfw) a: they don't have balls to scratch!!
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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down? give her a slap
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Hey girl, are you liam neeson's daughter? because if so nvm
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Why did jesus die ? he forgot his safe word.
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Potato nachos with smoked raclette, wilted spinach and caramelized red onion
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Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.
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A fruit truck just crashed on the highway it caused a major traffic jam.
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What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? artificial intelligence
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What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night.
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Donatella versace reveals medusa fashion show details and what she's passionate about
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Make the mlk holiday a day on, not a day off
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? infideli-tea.
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Beyoncé announces $100,000 in scholarships for hbcu students
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Before/after hurricane sandy photos show how storm devastated east coast (interactive pictures)
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Knock knock who's there ! cynthia ! cynthia who ? cynthia you been away i missed you !
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Sheriff supporting trump says it's time to bring out 'pitchforks and torches'
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The sell by date should actually be the diarrhea after date.
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I have been playing dota2 all day... my whole dagon
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After britney spears and meat loaf, 19 artists we'd love to see during a las vegas residency
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Sometimes i just sit in the target parking lot blasting gangstas paradise out of my prius.
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Want to hear a joke about ebola? you probably won't get it.
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What to do when your child is suspended
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One man's spot-on message for 'men's rights' activists
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Gay politician calls for yuengling beer boycott after owner backs trump
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Wedding dress disasters: 8 bridal gown horror stories
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Major wall street bank is giving its low-wage workers a raise
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The one knock knock joke i'm sure you've never heard. ...silence....
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Om-ing in on the best hotels for yoga
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African american women don’t need a break, we need strong bones
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My friend offered me a brojob i guess he must have been bro curious
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Hospitals are so shady nowadays... even the doctors are drug dealers.
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How many doors are on a chicken coop? two. if it had four, it would be a sedan.
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How do you make a baker cry? kill his family
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Here are some must-see tips for gay college life
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Who often shoots in the wrong direction? clint westwood
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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? a polar bear.
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Global policy needed to keep sharks in our oceans
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If old people are so wise... how come they always die before everyone else?
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What does metallica's st. anger and star wars viii have in common? no solo.
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My pastry factory has been pretty successful... so far we've had a good turnover.
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