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The department of unfinished statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10.
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Young voters couldn't hate donald trump much more than they already do
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Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. you shoulda been there, it was hilarious.
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Shonda rhimes tops the root 100 list of top influencers
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What do you call an aborted baby spawn kill
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I just recently became a vegetarian. i quit meat cold tofu.
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How do you calm down a grammar nazi? there they're their...
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50 shades of shame-worthy behaviors beyond airline passengers
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When do e-mails stop being in black and white? when they are read.
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Q: what did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? a: pencil-in.
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Pro-trump super pac mistakenly publishes private donor information
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Lice invade espn makeup and hair studios, deadspin reports
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What do you do when your penis starts acting up? beat the fuck out of it!
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You wanna hear the best joke of the year? your belt size.
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You've got to hand it to short people. because sometimes they can't reach.
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Man has adorable conversation with dozens of baby goats
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Elizabeth olsen has a style all her own (photo)
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What did steve harvey say after announcing miss universe 2015 it was just a prank bro
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What happens when a pizzaman does an ama on reddit? op delivers.
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Catholic couple embraces 'who am i to judge'
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Michigan two-point conversion fails late in loss to ohio state (video/gif/poll)
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Why you need to brag more and 3 ways to do it
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Obama: the presidency would give trump more power to carry out his 'twisted notions'
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Zolpidem, also known as ambien, linked with sharp increase in er visits, study finds
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What do cows do when they're introduced? they give each other a milk shake!
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Why is sex like signing-on? both involve a log-in.
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Russian jets in 'unsafe' encounters with destroyer: u.s. official
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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? a car-toonist !
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My laziness is like the number 8. once it lies down, it becomes infinite.
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If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?
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Matt damon nails impression of bill clinton, raises water awareness while he's at it
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Louis c.k. sends out epic email annihilating donald trump's candidacy
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Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. totally ruined grandpa's 90th birthday.
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I tried to make this post all about why finland does actually exist... ...but i couldn't finnish.
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Why are mean people mean? 6 lessons disney movies teach us
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What is the official cereal for the rio olympics? cheer-rios
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George w. bush dances up a storm at his nephew's wedding
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Actions speak louder than words in raising secure children
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When a roofer works pro bono... it's on the house
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All the things you don't have to do with your kids this fall
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My doctor asked if it burns when i pee. i said only when it gets in my eyes.
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Former staffer for trump campaign files sex discrimination complaint
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Bill o’reilly: trump should accept paris climate agreement
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New obamacare repeal bill returns power to states, but will it pass?
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What do you call a pile of frog dung? toad stools
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There's 3 types of people in this world people who can count and people who can't count
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Him: i really like your car me: thanks! h: what is it? me: uh......black?
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I hate when girls have taken in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good
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What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? seymour.
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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? a dogfish!
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Neo-nazi troll suggests prejudice against racists is the same as islamophobia
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A film producer and a comedy writer walk into a bar...
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I like my women like i like my chinese chemical storage facilities ready to blow at any minute
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Flu outbreak 2013: many americans caught off-guard; cdc unveils updated numbers
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I just threw up in my mouth a little. - cows
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Where the hell were these teachers that bang their students when i was in high school?!
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Wrongfully convicted man reflects on 30 years behind bars
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Nobody told jokes in the ussr... because in soviet russia, jokes tell you.
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Adhering to cpap therapy takes perseverance, accommodations, and expertise
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Why do women have periods? because they deserve them.
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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? they both love to crack open a cold one.
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October tenth is a day that i rate... 10/10
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Democrats demand devin nunes recuse himself from russia inquiry
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You need to give up these toxic habits if you want to be confident and successful
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Why did the cow go moo? because (s)he's a fucking cow.
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What is a pirate's favorite letter? u, for unoriginal joke.
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The diseases we donate to aren't always the diseases that kill us
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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? because he had bach problems
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'snl': mitt romney drowns post-election sorrows in milk (video)
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10 strategies for fat loss and healthy eating on a budget
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Why a four-day work week is not good for your health
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Fendi fall 2012: saskia de brauw gets animated (watch)
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Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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Why can't jesus roller skate? because he's naild to a cross.
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Yep, the new 'justice league' trailer is all about wonder woman
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Conan o'brien's record label takes strong first step
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Did you ever hear about the lucky charms leprechaun's evil twin? he was tragically malicious.
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Truth marketing: a 2015 prediction on business growth
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*picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* not for long my friend. not for long.
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Trump delivers a favor for the fast-food industry
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Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? a hodor
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Mitch mcconnell won't rule out rescinding his support for donald trump
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A love letter to all the tired mamas everywhere
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Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating. omg
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All the proof you need that katy perry and orlando bloom are still on
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Lindsey graham floats ted cruz for supreme court
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Shrimp mayonnaise doritos are hitting stores in japan
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Which fly makes films ? stephen speilbug !
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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb? yishan
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Georgia's anti-gay 'religious liberty' bill could tank atlanta's super bowl bid
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My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. she finds the rejection quite entertaining.
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Lots of love and a big budget: how to raise 16 children
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A guy on the bus asked me if i had any sodium hypobromite... i said nabro.
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If you were a prisoner going down the stair you couldnt be more condescending.
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What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table.
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7 out of 10 people believe in life after death. the other 3 don't even like cereal.
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Why don't germans play games with new players? because they don't want to wreck danubes.
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Lawn game calorie counts: can you get fit at your memorial day garden party?
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The reds are going to the series this year.
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Why can't trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? because even artichokes have a heart.
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