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A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but i couldn't handle the pressure | true |
What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? it's asshole. | true |
Soy isoflavones linked with decreased hot flashes, review finds | false |
How to spot a fake bag? check the leather, the stitching... and who sold it to you | false |
Calls to national suicide prevention line tripled after logic's grammy performance | false |
Obama to congress: do anything to help working americans | false |
Tifu by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital oops, wrong bub. | true |
What do the janitors clean the reddit office with? derpentine. | true |
Why are spectators so happy with their jobs? because beauty is in the eye of the beholder | true |
I'm yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood years old | true |
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? udder destruction. | true |
4 f-words that support your child as a writer | false |
George takei takes on donald trump over marriage equality | false |
Here's a hermit crab shelter because why not? | false |
Marilyn monroe's famous 'seven year itch' scene was shot on sept. 15, 1954 | false |
Why we should all watch the video of the pilot's fiery death | false |
If a parsley farmer falls behind on his taxes, does the government garnish his wages? | true |
Samantha bee, john oliver show public support for onion inc. union | false |
Applebee's waitress 'disgusted' by anti-obamacare ceos' wealthy lifestyles | false |
My fortune cookie read end of roll. replace | true |
Cancer prevention guidelines really do lower risk of cancer, study finds | false |
Starbucks will stop pouring beer and wine in regular stores | false |
Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. i'm pretty sure it's illegal | true |
5 reasons longer marriages produce red flag daters | false |
For openly gay actor-singer nakhane, defiance is key to survival | false |
Poll in 11 asian languages: far more asians voted for clinton than reported | false |
I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab. | true |
3 easy ways to stop wasting so much food | false |
Stunning vintage photos of traveller's children in 1980s london | false |
Chiropractor's car seat carrier hack may just change your life | false |
Knobby-faced beast may be earliest known to stand tall on all fours | false |
Why do cows have hooves? because they lac-tose! | true |
What's the difference between a porsche and a porcupine? in a porsche, the pricks are in the inside | true |
When white feminists get 'honest,' they also need empathy | false |
With new report, congress gains ammo to fight iran deal | false |
Stephen colbert issues a rare apology to donald trump | false |
Fox news benches andrew napolitano over trump wiretap claims | false |
Reasons judge roy moore missed scotus' same-sex marriage ruling | false |
Judge says injunction against clean water rule limited to 13 states | false |
Super mario is so unrealistic. no brother would ever help find his missing sister in law. | true |
Understanding cancer (or at least part of it) | false |
Michael douglas thinks social media is destroying young american actors | false |
Did you get that joke about the titanic? it took a while to sink in. | true |
Obama found donald trump's sexual assault boasts 'repugnant' | false |
Where did the orphans go after the orphanage blew up? everywhere | true |
I leant my ferrari to my friend carlos and never got it back. | true |
Parents are totally relating to jennifer garner's exhausted 'yes day' selfie | false |
Stephen colbert says donald trump totally has a man crush on china's president | false |
What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? dingos with straws....!! | true |
13-year old vanishes after cliff jumping in hawaii | false |
What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey? boobies xd | true |
What is a runner's favourite subject in school? jog-raphy! | true |
Eggs: what are you really getting for the claim on your carton? | false |
I haven't been ignoring you; i've been prioritizing you. | true |
Ryan adams calls out donald trump with gripping cover of 'karma police' | false |
What did the children with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer | true |
Thoughts and prayers to all the bros on instagram who can't afford shirts | true |
And the city with the least attractive people is...? | false |
A man walks into a bar... and the man behind him ducks. | true |
'the great gatsby' deleted scene features an honest confession from the titular character | false |
I went to band camp and all i got was... this shirt that said: i'll allegro your vibrato! | true |
What do west africans eat for dinner. ebola soup. | true |
What else happens when donald trump takes viagra? his hands get bigger. | true |
What did hillary say when she bumped into barack obama at the white house? pardon me. | true |
7 tips for picking the perfect honeymoon destination | false |
8 lessons the left can learn from cantor's loss | false |
What do you call a mexican drug dealer? marijuana | true |
How to figure out what you should do for a living | false |
This adele 'hello' parody is an awesome ode to junk food cravings | false |
Exxonmobil starts drilling for oil in russian arctic | false |
Sharing the stories of lgbt youth: mahlon, 20, from riverside, california (photo) | false |
Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant? me: | true |
What's the difference between a donald trump and ellen pao? edit: trump can ruin a business right. | true |
I'm about 20% more confident when chewing gum. | true |
Last minute coachella packing tips: from the stylelist network | false |
What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? a polygon . | true |
To save a bit of money on e-cigarettes i've started to roll my own batteries. | true |
So i told a deaf guy... stop me if you've heard this one... | true |
Hey people who have the alarm noise as your ringtone, i'd like you to die. | true |
Love is never having to say you're sorry. marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not. | true |
Noam chomsky's first campaign contribution was to bernie sanders* | false |
Wow!!! i farted into my iphone and siri told me what i had for breakfast. | true |
What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in neverland? pita pan | true |
Have you heard about the internet couple that broke up? they just didn't click together anymore. | true |
Private company wins u.s. clearance to fly to the moon | false |
Where do pandas live? on the road to extinction. | true |
A league of ordinary gentlemen: discussing mental health with men | false |
The girl i like checked me out today. i gave her money, and she gave me groceries. | true |
If kristen stewart can sleep in her makeup, can you do the same? | false |
Qutenza, chili pepper drug, gets mixed review for treating hiv-related pain | false |
My dad dropped his meth pipe. now he has a crack pipe. | true |
Climate change this week: tippy arctic times, siberian carbon bomb and more | false |
How do you know you're girlfriend is getting too fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes. | true |
Healthy breakfast ideas: the quickest morning meals, seriously ever (videos) | false |
Donald trump thinks he's doing well with women voters | false |
Valor, victimhood, and valentine's day: how i recommitted to love | false |
Fencer enzo lefort's phone fell out of his pocket mid-bout at the olympics | false |
Kids telling dirty jokes http://www.vice.com/series/kids-telling-dirty-jokes best. shit. ever. | true |
Nfl player j.j. watt tells houston he's 'devastated' after serious injury | false |
Why is hillary clinton letting donald trump back her into a corner on the economy? | false |
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