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What's good on pizza, but not on dick? cheese | true |
How do you make a cat go woof? douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire. | true |
Why do black cats never shave ? because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas ! | true |
We're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb. | true |
Olivia wilde's headphones, vanessa hudgens' hat and more cool accessories of the week | false |
Tulsi gabbard's syria views cost her support of hawaii teachers union | false |
The verge co-founder josh topolsky is raising money to launch a media startup | false |
New york mets beat chicago cubs to take 3-0 lead in nlcs | false |
The male birth control pill is about to come (so your boyfriend can, too) | false |
How to make greek easter sweet bread tsoureki | false |
What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? a *smaugasbord*. | true |
Ebola is trending on twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral? | true |
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat | true |
Local news anchor cracks cheeky poop joke on air | false |
Guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: it's got a truck engine | true |
7 ways to leverage your tax refund into something more | false |
What happens when you give viagra to a politician? he gets taller | true |
What happens to you at christmas ? yule be happy ! | true |
Cotton's water footprint: how one t-shirt makes a huge impact on the environment (video) | false |
Helping hands ease the way: my personal journey to giving | false |
Donald trump's pretty lucky he's not held to the same standard as gary johnson | false |
Every time i drive by a church my praydar goes fucking ballistic. | true |
Miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke) | true |
Immigration reform could swing two key races in colorado | false |
It's weird that you need money to stay alive. | true |
Leader of islamic state in libya believed killed by u.s. airstrike | false |
Millennial women are taking a laissez-faire approach to romance | false |
What do you call a deer with one good eye? a good idear... | true |
It's astounding how fast your body recovers when you stop smoking | false |
I went to an indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. but there was naan. | true |
Tonya couch, mother of fugitive 'affluenza' teen, extradited to u.s. | false |
Tweets that proclaim your a idiot never fail to delight me. | true |
Me: how much for the selfie stick? him: sir, that's an olsen twin. me: i'll take it. | true |
Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? they like the way the meat spins | true |
Latino children are undercounted in the nation's census: report | false |
What does a stegosaurus eat off of? his plates. -jude; my five-year-old son | true |
How do mexicans cut their pizza? little caesars. | true |
How to deal with the side effects of breast cancer treatment | false |
Owen wilson opens up about about his father's battle with alzheimer's disease | false |
Eleanore regan, woman with brain tumor, gave birth last week, carried olympic torch | false |
Bill maher and howard stern are still invited to dinner; rsvp required | false |
My girlfriend told me all i could think about was sex... fanny she should say that! | true |
How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? he put excellent reposter on his resume. | true |
Me: i'm a confident driver friend: you almost just ran someone over me: confidently tho | true |
Worst profession for take your kid to work day: suicide bomber | true |
Madonna's daughter, lourdes, share her wardrobe with her mom (photos) | false |
Meet the young people trying to make sure detroit's rebirth works for everybody | false |
U.s. ambassador denies anti-muslim comments, then denies denial on dutch tv | false |
Why you shouldn't read too much into primary polls | false |
Let there be me. god, just before he created himself out of nothing. | true |
Why does the necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? he always has a dead audience | true |
What cheese can never be yours? nacho cheese. | true |
These honest (and brilliant) sex-ed quiz answers got a teen suspended | false |
I got so drunk last night i lost my glasses. the rest is a blur | true |
You can make fun of the amish all you want on the internet they'll never see it! | true |
What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? inert gas. | true |
What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? you herd me! | true |
Ameh. ~ atheists at the end of a prayer | true |
Kenya and ethiopia join forces to advance peace, security, development and hope | false |
If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat. | true |
Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? they don't give a flying fuck. | true |
I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me. | true |
Gothamist sites and dnainfo shut down after staffers unionize | false |
Your word is harry potter voldermort: avada kedavra! | true |
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? a sweater | true |
Thanksgiving crafts: linen napkins that burst with color | false |
How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building? about 16 seconds | true |
Now that fox news is 18 can we send it to iraq? | true |
What's green and smells of pork? kermit's cock | true |
Man opens fire in zurich mosque, wounding 3 people | false |
My family treats me like a god they only talk to me when they want something. | true |
It was called a jumpoline...... until your mom got on it. | true |
*wakes up in cold sweat* shouldn't elevators be called something else on the way down? | true |
Police chief: why are you putting handcuffs on that building? officer: i'm making a house arrest | true |
Dan savage: thrice-divorced kim davis is a 'hypocrite,' just 'waiting to cash in' | false |
Dear americans, take it from the people of florida: jeb bush is wrong for you | false |
Today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar. | true |
Pumpkin chocolate chip loaf, not just for fall | false |
Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn't cute. | true |
Christie brinkley's people cover reminds us that being youthful has nothing to do with age | false |
I'm caught in a love hexagon. - polygamists | true |
Public school closures are an attack on arkansans of color | false |
Q: why do gorillas have big nostrils? a: they have big fingers. | true |
Coke has to put on the red light | false |
My friend said her ovaries hurt i told her she was ovary-acting. | true |
Today i accidentally hit on the mirror it cracked me up | true |
Who are your favorite underground artists?? mine are michael jackson and whitney houston | true |
South korea suspects female assassins poisoned half-brother of north korean leader | false |
Hillary clinton wasn't a 'birther' like donald trump claims | false |
Girl's happy, inspirational answers to writing exercise make mom proud (photo) | false |
Top 9 things you've yelled at both your husband and your kids | false |
I’m wearing a safety pin, and i’m with you | false |
5 reasons sex is way more awesome after 50 than at 25 | false |
What do you call an ethiopian on a hunger strike? an ethiopian | true |
Prince william's clubbing outfit is so endearing (photos) | false |
Huffpost headline quiz: jan. 27 to feb. 2 | false |
How u.s. hospitals are defending themselves against the next big outbreak | false |
Teacher who hosted white nationalist podcast submits resignation | false |
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? cliff. | true |
A physicist sits down at a bar. what does he order? ein stein | true |
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