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Fear, failure and perfection: why i will never be a perfect parent | false |
Is it better to do cardio or strength training first? | false |
Kellie pickler hilariously misses the buzzer in celebrity 'family feud' fail | false |
How do we know that joan of arc was french ? she was maid in france ! | true |
Ever heard of the 68 position? you go down on me now and i'll owe you one. | true |
Woman has priceless reaction to meeting ryan gosling | false |
I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. now i'm taking this shit to the next level. | true |
What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? suture self! | true |
Thai iced tea recipe video by tastemade is making us thirsty | false |
Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says there's no prophet in this! | true |
Trump wants to defund programs that help small farmers survive | false |
Why does daenerys targaryen listen to hoagy carmichael? because she's got jorah on her mind. | true |
Who are you running from in your own apartment you fat monster neighbor i shout to my ceiling. | true |
What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? a dick, you moron. | true |
What's infinite times better than the super bowl? the hyperbole | true |
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? porcupines have pricks on the outside. | true |
Michelle obama: jason wu for target dress in florida! (photos) | false |
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you've already told her twice. | true |
To the woman who honked at me today in the mall parking lot | false |
I'm so lucky, i married my best friend!! i hope my husband doesn't find out | true |
What does bmw mean some say bitch moan wine others say black mans willy post what you think | true |
Massive bill targeting opioid crisis is headed to the white house | false |
Instagram restricted sandra bland hashtag to block hate speech | false |
Jake tapper puts trump administration through the wringer on 'conan' | false |
If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented? | true |
You can now go to art school at hogwarts | false |
Chicks with big tits always seem to say the right things. | true |
Shark week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks | true |
Shaggy says reggae music and weed can stop isis | false |
Celebrity shoes: can you tell which kicks belong to which a-lister? (quiz) | false |
Where do religious cattle go to eat? out to pastor. | true |
Cinderella if you play cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place.... | true |
Most americans think government could do more to stop opioid epidemic | false |
Mammograms every other year don't raise advanced breast cancer risk, study finds | false |
Why we must raise taxes on corporations and the wealthy, not lower them | false |
What did helen keller say when she fell into the snow? nothing, she was wearing mittens. | true |
What do you call the female version of donald trump? | true |
What do you call a man doing dishes? single. | true |
The only thing worse than friday the 13th, is monday the 13th | true |
Tuskegee fly-in honors airmen, 'a tremendous example for our youth' | false |
How facebook helped me identify an abducted child | false |
If brevity is the soul of wit... why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long? | true |
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was assaulted | true |
I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of kleenex. | true |
My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: second door on the right. | true |
What if the stickers are the only thing made in china? | true |
Seal, heidi klum divorce: singer steps out with mystery girl | false |
A caregiving story that truly defines 'in sickness and in health' | false |
Crowdfunding college and other ways to cut costs | false |
Who's the poorest person in west virginia? the tooth fairy. | true |
Truth bombs about racial bias and police brutality on ‘days of our lives’ | false |
Is china a partner or a predator in africa? it’s complicated. | false |
'farmsteaders' is a beautiful, sad reminder of the struggles of our family farms | false |
Selita ebanks shows some leg on the red carpet | false |
Celebrity sex: which stars waited until marriage to have sex? | false |
I got up early to watch the sunrise and then it dawned on me. | true |
Ocean acidification: the climate change buffer, but another environmental disaster in the making | false |
My grandpa used to tell me eat every bean and pea on your plate! | true |
I don't need a panic room; i can panic perfectly fine anywhere. | true |
My mind: today was a productive day. my body: please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again.... | true |
Who stole the sheets from the bed? bed buglars. | true |
Asked my friend from north korea how has life been going? he said he couldn't complain.. | true |
Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages. | true |
Mozio: when getting to the airport is only half the problem | false |
From the folks who brought you the civil war: the political legacy of slavery | false |
Seth meyers imagines how donald trump's meeting with kim jong un will go | false |
What happens when two oxen bump into each other? you have an oxident. | true |
Why do people have sex when they go camping? because it's fucking in tents! | true |
I think my cat might be a communist... mao...mao...mao...mao... | true |
Martin gardner -- the best friend mathematics ever had | false |
How to succeed at divorce (yes, it's possible!) | false |
People never point out how awesome meth is for weight loss. | true |
What do you call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter. it can't come to you anyway. | true |
Will suburban activism pave the democratic path to the house? | false |
Nfl playoff scenarios: week 17 games to settle nfc east, nfc north, 4-team afc wild card duel | false |
Idris elba, bbc youth network team on drama shorts to develop new talent | false |
Why do ghosts never age? they use bootox. | true |
What do you call a skinny tree that raps? slim shady | true |
You've failed history again ! well you always told me to let bygones be bygones ! | true |
What's bruce lee's favorite hotel to stay at? the hyatt!! | true |
Gene variants linked with osteoporosis and increased fracture risk | false |
What the media gets wrong about mental illness | false |
Baby wins epic battle against darth maul bank | false |
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess' on it ... so i said, implants? | true |
Me: i wouldn't miss it for the world. friend: it was yesterday. | true |
What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? the girl scouts come back from the camp. | true |
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? it is really easy to roast beef. | true |
Jamaica is set to relax its ganja laws | false |
Long live these high schoolers who dressed up as memes | false |
Christmas is shit ! whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross. | true |
I know a guy named bill who stuck his dick in penut butter. he was fucking nuts. | true |
Donald trump's convinced almost half the country he's a serious candidate | false |
What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? womb raider | true |
Some people ask me why i never hold a grudge. i've always hated those people. | true |
What do you call a black guy on a bike? crime | true |
The journey to labor land: how women can reclaim their birth rights | false |
Dog who turned to stone never knew she could be loved so much | false |
Atlanta falcons beat green bay packers to reach super bowl | false |
Costume contact lenses are dangerous, eye doctor group warns | false |
Did you hear they are still going to run the new york marathon? phelps is the favourite. | true |
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