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Are you ready to cook... with drag queens? | false |
Why acting like a toddler is a great idea | false |
Iran's rouhani lashes out at the us and its allies | false |
They're perfectly matched. he's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight ! | true |
7 ways to make your summer buzz last all fall | false |
What would jesus's favorite gun be? a nail gun | true |
What did the unemployed hippie say when his dad told him to get a job. namaste jah bless. | true |
Vice is getting its own 24-hour cable channel | false |
Isn't it ironic justin timberlake & jimmy fallon crack up while singing 'ironic'? | false |
What do you call an economics lecturer? prof. it | true |
What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? a nice tight seal | true |
Totally ready for love and growth -- sort of | false |
I'm not taking the democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table. | true |
9 things you should never say to a single girl in her 30s | false |
3 things parents have to actually do (not just talk about) | false |
3 beauty and style hacks that will totally save your look | false |
Linkedin co-founder offers $5 million to charity if trump releases tax returns | false |
Tifu by having one night stand it broke and i don't have another to replace it with | true |
America's election cycle is so scary that haunted houses are getting political | false |
What if we were all family generation changers? | false |
Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting. | true |
30 feminist lessons i've learned in 30 years | false |
Til reddit automatically change your password to asterisks whenever you type it in a comment. | true |
Here's when daylight saving time ends (you're welcome!) | false |
Sunday: 'soul-crushing' subzero temperatures expected for nfl playoff game | false |
45 park lane london: luxecoliving's best hotels in the world | false |
365 invocations to create an extraordinary life, week 10 | false |
The future of netflix doesn't include live sports or evening news | false |
My normally calm bull got angry today. it certainly was a red flag. | true |
First nighter: the met's new die fledermaus far too batty | false |
How do you end a prayer to the noodle god? ramen. | true |
Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language | true |
The murky and troubling maze behind adani's australian coal projects | false |
What's a jew's favorite kind of drink? concentrated. | true |
Sofia, bulgarian capital, shows roman past to modern tourists | false |
Did you hear about the buddhist viking? he believed he'd be bjorn again | true |
What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? an info-maniac. | true |
Otter gets drink from vending machine, becomes our new favorite thing (video) | false |
I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! chunks is my dogs name. | true |
I just love blind prostitutes.... i mean, you've gotta hand it to them. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? cos it was the right answer... | true |
No, it’s not ok for my two year old to be rude | false |
If a blind girl says you have a big penis she's probably just pulling your leg | true |
You know what else is fun? playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill... | true |
This wonderful 'oitnb' fan theory gives us peace of mind about daya's baby | false |
Gold star father khizr khan rips trump supporters, asks where gop's 'family values' went | false |
Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? never mind. i shouldn't spread it. | true |
Hillary clinton taps dreamer lorella praeli as latino outreach director | false |
Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke? okay, you start. | true |
The riddler always struck me as the batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist. | true |
It's ironic that most people don't understand irony | true |
Taylor swift used a 'gremlin voice' while writing '1989' | false |
Watch bernie sanders say his criminal justice policies are 'on fleek' | false |
Why are asian women so excited about tuesday? it's erection day. | true |
Did you hear about the mexican train killer? he had locomotives | true |
Why are red heads never calm? because it's so easy to make a ginger snap. | true |
Did you hear about the movie constipation? ... it never came out... | true |
The president of ea walks into a bar for $2 you can download the punchline | true |
A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( ) | true |
What is white on top and black on the bottom? society | true |
Black cambridge students call out school's racial diversity in compelling photo | false |
Trump's opioid commission fails to meet deadline, again | false |
I'm all about fitness fit'ness whole burger into my mouth | true |
The handful of women on trump's staff don't make nearly as much as the men | false |
What did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. | true |
You know what you call a marine with an iq of 160 a platoon. | true |
Irs fines marijuana merchants for refusing to commit a felony | false |
All men are the same said the chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd | true |
Here's the story behind this summer's incredible nyt magazine middle east issue | false |
Donald trump, unable to control self, calls elizabeth warren the real racist | false |
Why roboticize vacuuming? it's all instant gratification. it's the crack of cleaning. | true |
Why did the cat befriend the dog? because the dog let the cat out of the bag! haha! | true |
The cia waterboarded the wrong man 83 times in 1 month | false |
I used to play teeball... i stopped playing after i struck out | true |
How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? put a nipple on it | true |
Malaysia's air pollution calls for state of emergency as indonesia continues smoking | false |
I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start | true |
'black panther' cast made sandra bullock cry 'as a mother' | false |
'bachelorette' stars kirsten dunst, isla fisher and lizzy caplan discuss their raunchy new comedy | false |
7 millennials who are too busy changing the world to take selfies | false |
What's big, grey and makes you jump? the elephant of surprise. :) | true |
What is a muslims favorite type of vinegar? balislamic | true |
Seth meyers sums up everything you hate about 'true detective' season 2 | false |
Don't be ashamed of who you are that's your parents' job | true |
Why are aliens bad at high-fives? because they always klingon! | true |
Guy schwinge, english auction valuer, finds roman coffin worth $154,000 in dorset garden | false |
I like my coffee like i like my women... fresh and white. | true |
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? meat patty! thought of you guys! | true |
A-listers party at the white house until morning to say goodbye to barack obama | false |
Donald trump asks why the civil war couldn't have been 'worked out' | false |
Trump’s claim that he’d be better for women than hillary is stunningly absurd | false |
I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. yeah. | true |
Why did the mountain have trouble in class? because there was a steep learning curve. | true |
Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? kermit the frogs middle finger. | true |
I don't like working at the irs it's incredibly taxing | true |
What's the difference between a jew and santa? santa goes down the chimney :( | true |
Did you hear about the tv show with fbi agents and witches? it's called the hex-files. | true |
I've been happily married for 3 years out of a total of 20. | true |
Millennials make the best spys... they've got nothing to lose. | true |
Football fans lose faith in humanity as patriots head to another super bowl | false |
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