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How does jared like to play his flute? in a minor. | true |
French joke q. what do you call 100,000 frenchmen with their hands up? a. the french army. | true |
I imagine by now all you evian drinkers have read the name backwards? | true |
Death of high school quarterback evan murray ruled an accident | false |
It's a mad mad mad mad world of basque peppers (video) | false |
Why your stomach is so big...i had a baby ... for lunch. | true |
How e! tried, and failed, to bring the #metoo movement to the red carpet | false |
Subscription services provide book and toy options to parents of brown kids | false |
I almost got a blowjob from a girl once... but i blew it | true |
Our website should have more colour more games more sound! look what more do you want? blood? | true |
What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? death row | true |
Yesterday my dear friend gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. i can't believe gaviscon. | true |
Sinclair broadcast boss donated to gop rep who assaulted reporter | false |
Reince priebus warns ethics chief to 'be careful' | false |
Cooking off the cuff: for the corniest corn ravioli, fire up the grill (pan) | false |
Looking back in order to move forward: new year's resolutions | false |
Mommy, why am i getting my christmas presents in august? because it's cheaper than chemo | true |
Republican women: a reminder that your party is not for you | false |
What do call forty lesbians in a tree a cuntree | true |
Nick saban walks into a bar... to watch the college football championship | true |
Free text service busts hiv myths for mozambique's youth | false |
As usual, the nra goes into hiding after a deadly mass shooting | false |
The anonymous world of quilting, viewed through the eyes of a feminist | false |
Gina sampaio, foster parent, on navigating the birth mother relationship | false |
10 tips for a successful trip to france | false |
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef? | true |
Abigail breslin style evolution: american girl turned bohemian teen (photos) | false |
A large amount of stormtroopers walk into a bar and orders drinks they all miss the free shots. | true |
Ed sheeran says he's quitting twitter for one heavy reason | false |
Watch seniors say nasty samuel l. jackson movie lines | false |
California men charged in suspected murder among furries | false |
Hi i'm german... did you really expect me to make a joke? | true |
Today i was told a question is a great way to start a conversation. what do you think? | true |
How does a racist joke start? with a small loan of a million dollars | true |
If 1 million people get new drones this holiday, registering them better be easy | false |
Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? type-o | true |
Baltimore ravens fan eats 6 purple crayons to mourn team's record | false |
What did the mexican say when his homework flew out the window? where you going essay!? | true |
Tom cotton hopes to kill pro-consumer class-action rule within weeks | false |
Naked andrew luck accidentally photobombed pat mcafee's locker room picture after colts win | false |
Betsy devos says she's 'misunderstood,' then struggles to explain her own policies | false |
To the guy that invented the number zero... thanks for nothing. | true |
What does ronald reagan have that jimmy carter doesn't? a widow. | true |
9 facts you probably wouldn't believe 50 years ago | false |
Damn girl are you the meta? 'cause i really didn't need this cumback. | true |
It's back to school. are your kids safe? | false |
'vegan is love': children's book by ruby roth causes controversy | false |
Proof that laura dern kept saying 'pew' when firing a blaster in 'the last jedi' | false |
How the egyptian press views the yemen war | false |
Attorneys general from texas, florida quietly dropped their trump u. probes | false |
What does a christmas tree and a monk have in common? they both have ornamental balls | true |
Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out. | true |
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence. | true |
Trump chose a side. now it’s america’s turn. | false |
At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible. | true |
Donald trump loved to cite the nonpartisan agency his aides are now discrediting | false |
You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have. -maya angelou | true |
Why women need equal treatment in medical research | false |
Weekend diy projects that'll fix up your home in two days or less (photos) | false |
Children with adhd say stimulant drugs help them control their behavior: study | false |
When it comes to broken digits, who can point a finger as to the cause? | true |
I recently started smoking... it was all dunhill from there | true |
A good joke for the engineers out there free time | true |
What's with the attitude? i don't know what's gotten into you but i know what hasn't. | true |
Did you fall from heaven? cause your face is pretty messed up! | true |
Hey girl whats your sine? it must be 90 degrees because you're the 1. | true |
Gorgeous photo shows all moms should be celebrated, no matter how they feed | false |
What is irony? when the last person you want to see is the last person you see. | true |
Astronomy hitler hitler found a gas planet, he named it jewpiter probably the worst joke | true |
Donald trump stands by va secretary nominee ronny jackson but hints at exit | false |
You'll never look at bacon the same way after seeing photos of a slaughtered pig | false |
What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird? gooks of hazard | true |
Other than that ms. lincoln, how was the play? | true |
Democrats warn trump administration against killing barack obama's retirement rule | false |
Advertisers may be fleeing, but fox news is sticking with laura ingraham | false |
I miss you like an idiot misses the point. | true |
I heard lincoln is doing well in theaters traditionally, this has not been true. | true |
Kate middleton charity visit: the duchess spends valentine's day solo! (photos) | false |
Why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny | true |
The lights at the chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum | true |
What do bristol palin and iraq have in common? it's just so hard to pull out. | true |
What do you call a snail on a ship? a snailor!! | true |
3 jews walk into a bar..... named gas chamber. | true |
Queen's coronation anniversary brings out kate middleton, princess beatrice & more royals (photos) | false |
My contact lenses just fell out and fell down the toilet.. now i can't see sh!t. | true |
Oecd reveals countries with longest working hours (slideshow) | false |
More pressure on dan snyder to change team's offensive name | false |
What's the quietest album in the world? stephen hawking - unplugged | true |
What's sarah jessica parker's favorite dance move? the neigh neigh. | true |
Nate berkus x target's holiday collection will look good all year 'round | false |
What's a classic russian sci-fi film? czar wars | true |
Octavia spencer: nominated for 'the help' and star of the red carpet | false |
Prosecutor in rape trial: ex-vanderbilt football player 'violated the laws of human decency' | false |
Chrissy teigen feels no cold, wears a revealing dress in the dead of winter | false |
The best bad parenting pranks for father's day (watch) | false |
Women are like cars... only the broken ones stick around. | true |
Calls to lgbtq mental health hotlines rise after trump's anti-transgender action | false |
Why does /r/jokes love fencing? they've all mastered the riposte. | true |
You're gluten free? how nice. i'm mostly money free so i can't be so fuckin' picky. | true |
Donald trump is currently the most googled presidential candidate | false |
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