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Best one liners i just want to hear some of the best... | true |
Top la sheriff's official makes 'disappointing' apology for racist emails | false |
Economic anxiety, distrust of government fuel gold rush | false |
What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? a dead one... | true |
I've got a hot auntie that works for the electric board. do you wanna meter? | true |
That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief. | true |
How do you call a game console named after an mma fighter? nate ds | true |
Part of u.s. capitol closed because of asbestos incident | false |
Report: taxpayers forked out $220,000 to settle sex harassment suit against florida rep | false |
Robert de niro unloads on donald trump with (almost) every insult under the sun | false |
Ever heard the joke about the airplane? never mind, it just flew over your head. | true |
Prisoner in van said freddie gray was ‘banging against the walls' during ride | false |
What is a french bakers lifestyle like? its a life of pain | true |
Watch only the first and last episodes of how i met your mother. you're welcome | true |
Italy calls for eu to meet on immigration this week after sinking | false |
Do skunks celebrate valentine's day? sure, they're very scent-imental! | true |
Millions of children live miles away from child surgery specialists | false |
Don't worry, they'll tell you. how do you know op put the punchline in the title? | true |
What gets all sweaty as it rides on top of you? your backpack. | true |
Mindfulness and animism: the art of soul healing | false |
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet | true |
Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? vlasic park | true |
My wife asked me what i wanted to eat that's fast and easy? mmm...your vagina? | true |
These celebrities stole the show at the amas with their awesome dance moves | false |
Sheriff joe arpaio forced to capitulate to obama's justice department | false |
Girl are you a gorilla enclosure because i want to throw a kid in you. | true |
Knock knock! who's there? hamlet. hamlet, who? i can't decide. | true |
Want to hear a joke? youtube's copyright system | true |
What did the black holes say when they collided? nothing, they just waved. (sorry) | true |
Honest slogan benadryl- because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma | true |
Now we know how many licks it takes to reach the center of a lollipop | false |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? hell-if-i-know | true |
What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? a fungi to hang out with | true |
The ultimate 2013 budget challenge for your family finances | false |
What makes a salami excited? when the ham is cured! | true |
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves. | true |
Shelter brings veterans and puppies together for memorial day | false |
Pinners to follow: design within reach, scotch tape and 3 other pinterest accounts | false |
States are like butts no one likes the flat ones. | true |
Revving for the holidays: november 2014; cultural and charitable catch-up | false |
You want the good dorne plotline... ...but you get da bad pussay | true |
Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance? | true |
So, what're all of us fortunate people complaining about today? | true |
I went fishing but didn't catch any fish it was a failure. | true |
Funny divorce: comedian jennifer eolin reveals gross cause of divorce | false |
Don't let the fear of failure limit your genius | false |
Why are there no female serial killers ?? because after the first kill, they have to tell someone. | true |
Did you hear about the camper who refused to wake up? he was intent on sleeping in. | true |
Hundreds welcome ucc students back to campus for first time since shooting | false |
Why does santa have such a big sack? he only cums once a year | true |
What's the most messed up trap for santa? a nicolas cage. | true |
Gisele pregnant again? supermodel is expecting her second child, rumors say | false |
U.s. suffers egg shortage in wake of avian flu outbreak | false |
What did the voltage say to the current? what's up, ohmie? | true |
Religious groups troubled by supreme court's watered-down version of travel ban | false |
Emily ratajkowski is practically naked on the cover of gq | false |
Wilmer valderrama on why developing diverse tv pilots isn't good enough | false |
Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, i don't even wear my hood at rallies. | true |
Downtown julie brown's home won't remind you of the '90s at all (photos) | false |
Why you shouldn't ask napoleon for money he's a bit short | true |
What did one bell say to the other? be my valenchime! | true |
Fall foliage tours turn a new leaf (video) | false |
A day in the life of a travel writer in belize (video) | false |
Police: missing ohio state football player found dead | false |
The 5 worst fast food coffee drinks for your health | false |
What's the problem with an invisible penis? you never see it coming. | true |
The biggest joke of all time! my existence | true |
Tiny tastes: a surefire way to gain weight during the holidays | false |
Every single time i give my heart to a girl... she brexit. | true |
Me: you bring that cash you owe me? elephant: oh, sorry man, i forgot. me: no you didn't. | true |
Norwegian budget airline will offer london to u.s. flights at crazy low cost | false |
How to deal with nasty comments about your body | false |
What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? a small medium at large. | true |
A recent survey showed that most uk citizens don't eat salad... 52% of them voted against romaine | true |
This is why you do not give jim carrey scissors | false |
Im on a first name basis with madonna, and cher | true |
Obama: 'we have to make college affordable for every american' | false |
*looks left* *looks right* *crosses road* *gets run over by chicken* | true |
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit making 'airplane' refrences | true |
Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out? he felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna) | true |
Why do hippies wear patchouli? so blind people can hate them, too. | true |
Me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends | true |
Epa fracking report needs some big revisions, says science advisory board | false |
This aussie concert venue just banned filming gigs on your phone | false |
White house lifts several sentences from exxon mobil press release | false |
Rosie o'donnell says missing daughter chelsea has been found (update) | false |
Leann rimes on eddie cibrian: 'there's a great love there' (video) | false |
'newly discovered' amelia earhart pic is bs, military history buff says | false |
This mom wants to break down the stigma around sharing pregnancy news early | false |
Two men walk into a bar well that wasn't very smart | true |
Psoriasis raises risk for diabetes, heart disease and ulcers, study finds | false |
Hawaii governor assigns general to review botched missile alert | false |
Colbert discovers that trump has been using a teleprompter all along | false |
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? a slippery customer. | true |
Which book has the worst cliffhanger? anne frank's diary | true |
Legendary new orleans musician allen toussaint dead at 77 | false |
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? a football net ! | true |
Adorable tiger cubs turn into fearsome big cats over course of 1 year | false |
What do you call a retired marine in a chevy sports car? a corps vet in a corvette. | true |
3 reasons the terrorists are laughing at us now (thanks, tsa) | false |
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