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Porn star's trump tell-all has 1 twisted detail that made colbert ill | false |
I heard bill cosby made a sextape. . . it's twice as strong as duct tape. | true |
Kamapua'a, the surfing pig from hawaii, will melt your heart | false |
What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? irony. | true |
Hillary is like francium... take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of america. | true |
It's time for random street checks to stop | false |
What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? aspergers.. | true |
Til that benjamin franklin loved containers. it was frequently said that ben was on a bin binge. | true |
Why do lesbians like radishes? because they like to get their daikon. | true |
Bernie sanders talks about the 'unbelievable' support he receives from young people | false |
Despite the ugliness, i am staying hopeful in trump's america | false |
Father's emotional letter to ariana grande goes viral: 'take care of you first' | false |
A wedding isn't 'her' day, it's 'their' day. right? | false |
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xep3jut-cre | true |
Real democracy promotion: lord acton and tom clancy vs john yoo | false |
Kate upton tries red carpet chic at samsung event (photos) | false |
Report: kerry warns israel could become 'apartheid state' | false |
Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. the new whiteboards they use are remarkable | true |
Marrakech named tripadvisor's top city to visit in 2015 | false |
Fcc blocks rules that required broadband providers to offer better protection of customers' data | false |
I don't need webmd to tell me what's wrong with me, i have my mother. | true |
Stress relief: 7 calming workouts that aren't meditation | false |
This gop lawmaker was just booed for his bizarre planned parenthood proposal | false |
The best skin care lines to give mom on mother's day | false |
What did the baby computer call his dad? data! | true |
Maui football coach arrested for allegedly sexting student | false |
Although i don't always enjoy the actual working out, i'm definitely in favor of the benefits | false |
Alec baldwin teaching a kid how to do his trump impression is yuge | false |
Abandoned cat uses 'maternal instincts' to find her missing kittens | false |
I scream. you scream. we all scream. i'm not supposed to be at this slumber party. | true |
What do you call a muslim who owns 6 goats? a pimp | true |
According to a study i read... men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds. | true |
Founders finding funding from friends may be fools | false |
Why did the banjo player get into heaven? the devil has standards. | true |
Hola, senor, do you want me to shift into second gear? manuel transmission | true |
Why are peruvians always deported? because they can't peruve they're citizens | true |
How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? should it really be a lightbulb? | true |
Heidi klum, seal divorce: supermodel says split is 'hard, just like for other couples' | false |
The only b word a girl should be called is beautiful bitches love being called beautiful | true |
Wedding songs: what are the most popular wedding songs? | false |
Katy perry, the wedding unicorn, pees lemonade and sneezes sparkles | false |
Zoo visitor: what's the new baby hippo's name? hippopotamus keeper: i don't know he won't tell me. | true |
Censor or die: the death of mexican news in the age of drug cartels | false |
After 2 years and 2,500 deaths, guinea is ebola-free | false |
7 eco-travel tips for earth day and every day! | false |
Is rebekah brooks coming back to news corp? | false |
New year's and you: 6 ways to not let perfectionism push you over the resolution cliff | false |
So i'm here at the wailing wall, like a moron, with my harpoon. | true |
This week in beauty: cannes film festival 2012 updos vs. free-flowing locks (photos) | false |
What's the most confusing day in harlem?? father's day. | true |
I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. mist | true |
Sorry i threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie | true |
Jodie sweetin's divorce, custody battle heads up: report | false |
Steve bannon meets behind closed doors with house panel on russia | false |
Why is darth vader so famous? he was the first black man to admit he is the father. | true |
Where do hipsters swim? not in the mainstream | true |
Why are teenage girls so odd? because they can't even. | true |
'snl' pokes fun at taylor swift's ever-growing squad | false |
Uganda's top anglican leader doubles down on anti-gay law | false |
Neil armstrong: now where did i park my car? god dammit | true |
Made a hiking playlist called 'trail mix' it has a lot of eminem in it | true |
Q: what's the best way to accelerate a mac? a: 9.81 m/s2 | true |
Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are. | true |
If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't avoid bears you're being scammed. | true |
What do you call a woman who can balance 3 pints of lager on her head? beatrix | true |
How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? c'mon, it's not hard... | true |
Sherlock holmes versus god almighty: who is more real? the multiverse says go with the gumshoe | false |
Heard about the gay author? his new book will be coming out soon. | true |
I used to miss mitch hedburg i still do... but i used to, too. rip | true |
I'm not transphobic, i used to play with toy locomotives all the time! | true |
Donald trump seeks republican unity but finds rejection | false |
What do you call a prostitute with cum on her face? a taxi, her jobs done. | true |
Jamie lee curtis praises james corden for telling kim kardashian trolls to 'shut the f**k up' | false |
Hanabusa holds slight lead over schatz in hawaii's democratic primary | false |
Girls and long hair: what message are we sending? | false |
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested. | true |
I like my women like i like my weather. 60 and dry. | true |
Gunman attacks regional russian security service office, kills two | false |
Coleen fischer's gps guide for pushing through a tough situation | false |
Slavery's legacy still echoes in tunisia's all-black village | false |
Laverne cox finally met beyoncé and reacted like any human would, really | false |
What do an old cars and pasta have in common? they're both al dente. | true |
What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? he is homoless | true |
Did you hear about the anesthesiologist with giant breasts? she's a knockout. | true |
7 dog owners on why they're thankful for their pups all year long | false |
Christie move could have big payoff for jerry jones and campaign donor | false |
Mom of preemie evacuated from nicu during sandy: it 'was a big parenting moment for me' | false |
Why miley cyrus scares the crap out of me | false |
Mexican and black jokes are all the same... you've seen juan, you've seen jamal. | true |
Smiling gives you wrinkles. resting bitch face keeps you pretty. | true |
Why was the gangster sick after going to west africa? he got eballa | true |
When to file for ex's social security benefits? | false |
Flynn’s departure leaves trump foreign policy even more disoriented | false |
My grandmother voted republican until the day she died. ever since then, she's voted democrat. | true |
My marriage is based on trust. and according to my wife's lawyers, that trust is based offshore. | true |
What do you call when batman leaves the church early? christian bale | true |
The other day i tried to grab the fog... i mist | true |
Diamond jubilee kicks off at epsom derby with queen elizabeth in royal blue (photos) | false |
I'm a mime rapper i call myself gnat. cause i'm a silent g. | true |
Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar me too kid, me too | true |
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