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Giving my liver a rocky balboa style pep talk | true |
The beautiful parenting moment behind the #obamaandkids hashtag | false |
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? na | true |
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. | true |
Words i say when i sing along to informer by snow: informer | true |
Iphone 6: for people who don't mind holding an ipad up to their ear. | true |
Your mother's so dumb... ... she thinks asphalt is a disease, and asbestos is the cure. | true |
What do anna nicole smith and tom brady have in common? they both like saggy balls. | true |
North dakota woman may be giving 'fat letters' instead of candy this halloween | false |
Him: should you be eating that much chocolate? me: should you be using that much oxygen? | true |
What do you get when you cross the queen and prince charles? dead in a tunnel. | true |
Every 8 minutes, a child experiences a medication error | false |
Stripping americans of health insurance could be deadly | false |
H7n9 death toll in rises to 20 in china | false |
Update: wild recount ties gop and democrats for control of virginia house of delegates | false |
Another huge company is harnessing the power of mindfulness | false |
Get over your fear of not being good enough! (video) | false |
What's better than winning the special olympics? not being retarded. | true |
Russell brand, katy perry divorce will not stop the comedian from marrying again | false |
Rick snyder to testify about flint water crisis on capitol hill | false |
I have a six figure salary.. $000,000 it's not much, but it's honest work | true |
What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtin | true |
Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar! | true |
On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you? | true |
Here's the first look at the 'ghostbusters' cast in their uniforms | false |
50% of indian roads are filled up with holes. and the rest are filled up with assholes !! | true |
The need for 'sahawat' in syria to defeat terrorist groups | false |
Republicans head into mid-terms with a problem president | false |
Why do people smile in africa? so they won't run into each other in the dark. | true |
Jimmy kimmel asks kids if they know bad words and... they definitely do | false |
Use of antibiotics in animals raised for food defies scrutiny | false |
What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? porridge. | true |
How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? mohels per hour | true |
Awwww, she looks so sweet and peaceful when she's not yelling. -my kids, watching me sleep | true |
Million kids march: should your child join gun control demonstration? | false |
Getting your 'no' right: pamela druckerman's tips for being the boss | false |
Mayo is also an abbreviation for mayonnaise! copyright 2010 everyone on the internet | true |
Best headline i have ever read tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics | true |
Do most kids really 'grow out' of eczema? | false |
Steve crampton, liberty counsel radio host, slams enda's protections of lgbt people as 'insanity' | false |
For single mamas: from 'welfare queens' to the american dream | false |
I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but the only way to take her picture, is with a bi-polaroid | true |
Senate delays vote on $1.1 trillion spending bill | false |
Adopting these 2 habits may just make you happier | false |
What do you call a black man flying a plane? pilot. you racist fuck. | true |
I wanted to be an investment banker when i grew up then i lost interest. | true |
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a liverpool | true |
Is pride still for queer people like me? | false |
When i am old, i want to remember my now-little boy | false |
Why do men like breasts so much? they prove men can concentrate on two things at once. | true |
Tourists say 9/11 museum's al qaeda film unfairly portrays islam | false |
We interrupt this blog post with a copyright alert | false |
Why carly fiorina's presidential run makes sense -- and is pure folly | false |
Australia joins the hunt for aliens with a huge dish telescope | false |
44 'gilmore girls' baby products to transport you to stars hollow | false |
J.c. penney ceo ron johnson knew martha stewart deal would create conflict with macy's | false |
The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm i call the friend zone. | true |
Obama on returning to civilian life: 'i’m going to have some catching up to do' | false |
In 'sign of hope,' bombed brussels airport to reopen sunday | false |
Honorary street proposed for 'jane the virgin' star gina rodriguez | false |
Kristen stewart nude dress stuns at 'twilight: breaking dawn, part 2' premiere (photos, poll) | false |
Whats marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim! | true |
Savino, a product that aims to keep you from never discarding a half-full bottle of wine again | false |
Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said? watt? | true |
Why did skrillex's girlfriend dump him? because he d-d-d-d-dropped the baby. | true |
What did the unskilled chef serve as a side dish? mediokra | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women ground up and in my freezer | true |
The science behind bad decisions: is 'decision fatigue' causing you to make unhealthy choices? | false |
Why are black people tall? because their knee grows. sorry, i had to do this. | true |
These old-school 'walking dead' posters are to die for | false |
Ask the mutant: the top 5,840 pearls of mom wisdom | false |
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? in case they get a hole in one! | true |
Bill maher's new rules for paul ryan, todd akin & all gop 'magical thinkers' (video) | false |
Cop: your under arrest me: you're* under arrest 2nd cop: sorry ed, but he's right | true |
How many buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 13\. number 9 will shock you! | true |
What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back 4 seconds. | true |
A hollywood agent explains how negotiations work and why actresses get paid less | false |
How are babies different from feminists? babies grow up and stop crying. | true |
Amber rose's new emoji line blatantly calls out bill cosby | false |
I remember my first sexual encounter. it was really a frightening experience. i was all by myself! | true |
Lebron james starring in 'space jam 2' was a fun rumor for about five hours | false |
Pharrell williams' new video is a psychedelic anime-video game hybrid | false |
Daniel gray builds colorful igloo that's truly unbelievable (photos) | false |
Now why do sumo wrestlers shave their armpits? to avoid being mistaken for feminists. | true |
Bill o'reilly: pc campus culture 'beginning of totalitarian society' | false |
Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? because 7 8 9. | true |
Him: favorite workout? me: pilates. him: why? me: because we lay down for an hour. | true |
10 ways to improve your life in 2 minutes or less | false |
Streamsong resort: golf and literature, bass and alligators | false |
Hey you just shot my wife. i'm so sorry have a shot at mine ! | true |
Did you hear? there was an active shooter at the observatory! he was shooting for the stars! | true |
3 tips to cheat-proof your marriage no private investigator needed | false |
A letter to taya kyle, widow of american sniper chris kyle | false |
Q: why is clinton prone to losing his voice? a: he keeps having to eat his words. | true |
State ags urge federal forgiveness of student loans tied to dodgy for-profit chain | false |
Today i was stabbed by a comedian you could say he had me in stitches. | true |
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair... virgin mobile | true |
What do you call it when gay men break up? a banana split | true |
How did the man get the woman into the pool club? he snooker in! | true |
Sometimes i like to use big words... so people will think i am more photosynthesis | true |
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