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Why cant russians drive stick? because they are always stalin! | true |
Miss france iris mittenaere wins miss universe crown | false |
Trump's white campaign manager was 'very moved' by his pitch to black voters | false |
What makes rihanna different from other black people work | true |
What does a german say at a dude ranch? audi. | true |
Nlgja's 2014 'headlines & headliners' benefit in nyc draws some of media's biggest names | false |
Arresting portraits give voices to homeless people in america's poorest big city | false |
My stages of drunk: 1) onstage 2) backstage 3) hostage | true |
Dead mexicans how do you bury a hundred mexicans? in a casket. | true |
My sleep schedule says party girl but my lifestyle says reclusive lunatic | true |
Solving the problem of divorce, have your say! | false |
Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in america? donald j. trump. | true |
Sean spicer claims white house has been 'consistent' on calling travel ban 'a ban' | false |
Christian conservatives ponder a ‘babylonian exile' to save their faith | false |
What did the leper say... what did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip! | true |
I took the quiz quiz and found out i am which game of thrones character are you? | true |
A whale performs a la roux cover...... mmmmmmmmmm.......i'm goin' in for the krill | true |
Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball? testicular cancer | true |
In person it's lying, but in texting, you can just call it a typo. | true |
What's my rating from 1 to 10 for harry potter? nine and three quarters. | true |
The best scrambled egg recipes you'll ever make (photos) | false |
Knock knock... who's there? to. to who? to whom* | true |
How would you feel if you found out your marriage was over via facebook? | false |
Florida supreme court orders redrawing of some congressional districts | false |
Christmas card ban for government officials in tanzania | false |
What is better to be taken, than to be given? a shit | true |
Doctor doctor i think i'm an adder great can you help me with my accounts then please! | true |
Everything you know about getting warm is wrong | false |
I was thinking of buying the black ipad mini.. apparently, it runs faster. | true |
Single dad with 22 children from 14 different moms may become a reality star | false |
Jellyfish stings an increasing public health concern, experts say | false |
Married people in japan are choosing work over sex | false |
A good rule to live by don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. | true |
Parent diet choice knowledge doesn't prevent child obesity | false |
The who, what, when, where, and why of toasting etiquette | false |
Rescuers in rebel-held syrian area accuse government of gas attack | false |
Health officials discuss sending experimental ebola vaccine to congo | false |
How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb? none if nobody's looking. | true |
Steve bannon glosses over racist past in speech to black republicans | false |
Frightened chihuahua tries to evade police, gets stuck under cop car | false |
Qatar said to run a covert training camp for syrian rebels with u.s. help | false |
Rams, cowboys can't play nice at joint practice, brawl instead | false |
I lost weight: scott herrem didn't want to perpetuate the 'fat cop' stereotype and lost 115 pounds | false |
Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? because the best you can get is bronze. | true |
Why is an old car like a baby playing? because it goes with a rattle. | true |
Huffpollster: iowa caucus results show polling miss, but don’t stun pollsters | false |
U.s. appeals court to hear joe arpaio obama immigration lawsuit in may | false |
Carolina herrera debuts her first bridal pantsuit (video, poll) | false |
What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron | true |
His campaign in crisis, donald trump turns to the teleprompter | false |
Han solo vs redditor han: never tell the odds! redditor: i don't even. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women with cream in her | true |
Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class. | true |
Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? he had no body to dance with | true |
Katie holmes and jamie foxx look adorably happy at pre-grammy gala | false |
Bridal fashion week 2012: 15 attention-grabbing gowns from the fall 2013 shows | false |
The complete guide to drinking beer for college students | false |
Vw reportedly reaches deal with u.s. to buy back nearly 500,000 diesel cars | false |
Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? he's fucking nuts. | true |
Bill o'reilly's brilliant plan for winning minority voters: bring out the o'jays | false |
Progressive shows on youtube are in big trouble | false |
Do you have porridge for breakfast? kevin bacon | true |
I put as much effort into life... as the guy who named the sleeping bag | true |
Fbi director james comey defied attorney general with email announcement | false |
What do ethiopians and yoko ono have in common? they are both living off of dead beatles. | true |
Did you hear nicky minaj was admitted to hospital? she had a massive anus rhythm. | true |
Doc mcstuffins: the tv show i made for my son | false |
Why does richard have a small dick? because dick is short for richard. | true |
I have absolutely no idea what the phrase saving room for dessert means. | true |
What do mexicans call their erect penises? beaners | true |
It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them. | true |
What do you call michael j. fox and muhammad ali? salt and pepper shakers | true |
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? because he was newt to the area ! | true |
I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth. | true |
Tomatoes grow so fast. other plants can't even ketchup. | true |
The upside and downside of being nice at work | false |
Jill biden shares her advice for empowering girls and raising strong daughters | false |
Americans rate jews highest, muslims lowest on 'feeling thermometer' | false |
Indecency, politics and the fcc: a new round in the culture wars? | false |
How does every racist joke start? *glances to the left, glances to the right. | true |
The states doling out the best (and worst) benefits | false |
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalottapus. | true |
Does a farmer eat female sheep? ewe, no. | true |
10 lies we tell ourselves before we have kids | false |
Books that drive the way we cook today | false |
Airbnb is making it easier for refugees to find temporary housing | false |
This image shows the tragedy of mass consumption – but change is possible | false |
An open letter to president obama: for our children | false |
Police arrest two men in brazil gang-rape case | false |
Chris rock blasts selena gomez as a bargain bin version of beyoncé | false |
Weight loss success: mark d. rucker made small changes and lost 100 pounds | false |
Why was the robber bionic? he was holding up a bank. | true |
Calvin harris reportedly hospitalized after 'violent' car crash | false |
I'm giving up sex for lent.. .. it shouldn't be too hard. | true |
What does a condom have in common with a coffin? ones for coming and ones for going. | true |
What do you call a special agent in a washing up bottle!? ha bubble 0 7 | true |
I mix up the marvel and dc universes on purpose just for the angry sex | true |
I want to start an all chinese, iron maiden cover band it'll be called maiden china | true |
I was trying to get a top comment on reddit... but i blueit | true |
The weather is so hot that it gave me the wrong phone number. | true |
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