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Plot twist: everybody shoots cupid with an arrow. | true |
Linking art, culture, commerce and through technology, the world | false |
I had the worst cruise ever. - katie holmes | true |
Powerball jackpot at $185 million; next drawing wednesday nov. 14 | false |
Athens, the city of the bitter orange trees | false |
Cryptic bush campaign memo hints at dirt in rubio's background | false |
Who was the roundest knight in king arthur's court? circumference. | true |
Picture it: a 'golden girls' coloring book is in the works | false |
Noh8 founders jeff parshley and adam bouska talk fifth anniversary event and more (audio) | false |
Recessions associated with cognitive decline in old age, study finds | false |
How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? looking for love in all the wrong places. | true |
The bartender says sorry, we don't serve time travellers here a time traveller walks into a bar. | true |
Did i tell you about my viagra addiction? it was the hardest 6 months of my life. | true |
First caribou: what do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? second caribou: a maybee. | true |
Baby names 2013: the hottest names of the year (so far) | false |
What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? wait at a buzz stop ! | true |
Pope's apology for imperialism foreshadows upcoming canonization of junipero serra | false |
It's time to increase value and connectivity for patients | false |
Thomas puttick's australian runway show featured 'empowered' women | false |
Kentucky derby horse or nail polish color? (quiz) | false |
Piquing our geek -- a safe cell phone for kids. for real. | false |
What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line? i'm the wiener! | true |
Thomas piketty and fear of the full francais | false |
I lost weight: the most inspirational weight loss success stories of the summer (so far) | false |
Trump supporters in this small town love his controversial refugee ban | false |
What do you call an ethiopian's birthday? a once in a lifetime opportunity. | true |
Wondering what to do with that tax refund? | false |
Why some people may be more likely to become parents | false |
3 most common barriers keeping conscious business leaders on the hamster wheel | false |
Super bowl playlist: get amped for your workout with stevan ridley | false |
I was in an elevator with the easter bunny yesterday it was a hare raising experience. | true |
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. | true |
What is a british woman on her period? a bloody cunt. | true |
Ex-top cia official: brennan is doing putin's 'bidding' by speculating about trump blackmail | false |
I made a joke about periods the other day it was bloody awful | true |
Wife stabs husband with squirrel was on the news.. does anyone know how to sharpen a squirrel? | true |
Krysten ritter of 'don't trust the b' stars in jordan galland's new music video | false |
New year's eve tv host maria menounos marries during broadcast | false |
Miley cyrus looks like a summery biker chick (photo) | false |
What do you call poppies from eastern africa? ethiopium | true |
I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals.. i'm a vegetarian because i hate plants. | true |
Love is love is love is love. but hate and fear are powerful | false |
Read the new federal court ruling blocking trump's travel ban | false |
Shoveling snow would be so much more fun if it were porn. | true |
Rescuers work tirelessly to save beached humpback whale calf | false |
Doesn't cortana know that disparaging siri reflects negatively on her parents? | false |
Whenever i hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster | true |
Grieving? this is why it's important to talk | false |
My nephew's pet chicken died. i couldn't help asking if the funeral will be fried or roasted. | true |
A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake | true |
Not a single u.s. state has laws defining when police should avoid deadly force | false |
What's the difference between olive garden and reddit? at olive garden the servers actually work. | true |
Why doesn't justin bieber shop at sports authority? cuz he likes dicks. | true |
Felony conviction rates have risen sharply, but unevenly | false |
How do you divide old rome? using a pair of caesars. | true |
I'm not saying i want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing. | true |
What is definition of indefinitely? when your balls are touching her ass, you are in-definatlly | true |
Brian williams tv return set for 3 p.m. et tuesday | false |
Federal judge halts deportation of more than 1,400 iraqi nationals | false |
I was a 56-year-old umbrella boy over the summer | false |
Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? santa. /cringe | true |
'star wars' writer confirms donald glover's character is pansexual in 'solo' | false |
Carly fiorina backs maternity leave policy worse than afghanistan's | false |
Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? he couldn't stand to see himself like that. | true |
What do you call a man who can't stand? neal | true |
What do nazis do on a beach vacation? they ride on adolf-in no? i'll see myself out. | true |
I tried to be gay once.. but i couldn't fit in. | true |
Bill maher has absolutely no time for the 'pokemon go' craze | false |
Thousands of fatal shootings by police. only 54 officers charged. | false |
Michelle obama's vacation style is pretty similar to her everyday look (photos) | false |
Some trump supporters think mueller's grand jury has too many black people | false |
Why did the storm trooper get an iphone? he couldn't find the droid he was looking for | true |
12 healthy ways to lose weight for good | false |
Kicking off native american heritage month with a chat about the #dapl | false |
People keep complaining about 'let it go'... the song never bothered me anyway. | true |
When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? guac! | true |
What is yellow and can't swim an excavator :d | true |
Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (slightly nsfw) because they get 8 more. | true |
I walked by a girl the other day who i swore had twelve nipples sounds weird, dozen tit? | true |
'middle east peace process?' high time for a new name | false |
What did one hand say to the other? help, i think i'm in glove. | true |
I miss steve irwin but the stingray didnt. | true |
People ask me the secret of a good tweet. it's called proof-reading. perhaps you've hard of it | true |
Watch jon bon jovi and his daughter rock out to a song he wrote for her | false |
Is your name jingle bells, cause you look like you go all the way | true |
How do you know the high heel was invented by men? who else invents things? | true |
Trump accuser wins democratic nomination for ohio legislature | false |
Why would the united states help a terrorist organization in iraq? | false |
What is a pirates favorite letter? p. because without it, he'd be irate. | true |
How a long-lost footnote could save the supreme court from itself | false |
Fbi opens investigation as chapel hill victims are mourned | false |
Why did windows skip to 10? because 7 ate 9. | true |
Alec baldwin says he won't do trump impression much longer due to 'maliciousness' | false |
How do skeletons kiss? they don't. skeletons don't have lips, they just bone. | true |
What did the mouse say to the webcam? cheese. | true |
Reflections on dr. samuel dubois cook: a great teacher and role model | false |
Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw i couldn't afford a volkswagen. thus, auto. | true |
Shag haircuts are for everyone, but here are 7 celebs rocking the look | false |
Why do babies cry when they're born? because it's the most painful day in their lives | true |
Chinese rescuers work to clear tianjin blast site before rain falls | false |
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