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Za'atar gives your brunch a swift kick in the tomatoes | false |
Kim kardashian didn't invite surrogate to her baby shower | false |
So i ordered a sex toy online. it was so good, even the mail came. | true |
Scarlett johansson: 'i just don't look good in a sack dress' (photo) | false |
Why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication. | true |
When it comes to health care, there are 2 americas, and these maps are proof | false |
Uber settles class-action lawsuits for price of up to $100 million | false |
Notre dame just decided to cut birth control coverage for students and employees | false |
I wish i felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell. | true |
What did the spanish fireman call his two sons? jose and hoseb | true |
Is qatar the target of a dirty tricks campaign to strip it of the world cup? | false |
Two irishmen walk out of a bar... what, it could happen... | true |
Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? this is because houses don't. | true |
The emotional fallout of divorce and the 5 stages of relationship grief | false |
Leslie jones is the figure skating fashion critic everyone needs | false |
Man walks into a rod he doesn't understand comedy | true |
Changing the game play: time to feel empowered | false |
Fuck the man and make him a sandwich. | true |
What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? we're going to have a bb! | true |
How did the hipster burn their lips? they ate the pizza before it was cool | true |
A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is a dog, it's a shitzu. | true |
Pop up ads are the jehovahs witness of the internet. | true |
When can't a pencil write out a check? when it's broke. | true |
Don lemon's had it with trump supporters: 'you know what you can go do?' | false |
In a realm filled with hypocrites and liars, mitch mcconnell is king | false |
'the magic school bus' flies inside trump's body to confirm 'excellent' health | false |
What is mozart doing right now? any one else get that pm? /u/jokinglikeabot | true |
Did you hear buzz lightyear was arrested? he was charged with battery. | true |
Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points | true |
Here's a brilliant way to talk to kids about race and privilege | false |
A wrenching new ferguson documentary asks: how can we start a revolution? | false |
Why do you wrap gophers in electrical tape? so they don't explode when you fuck 'em. | true |
What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller | true |
Why doesn't anyone let trump go fishing with them anymore? he always takes the bait... | true |
First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you're coming | true |
Why are there so many dogs at the pound? because no one wants them. | true |
Social enterprise is the winning ticket for everyone | false |
Anne hathaway, emma watson, mia farrow and more stars with short hair (photos) | false |
Why was edward stuck at the russian airport? because he was snowden. | true |
Did you hear the news that bill cosby over dosed? the girl almost died! | true |
Why did the elephant paints it's toes red? so he could hide in the cherry tree. | true |
A documentary about the harvey weinstein scandal is in the works | false |
What reindeer can jump higher than a house? they all can! houses can't jump! | true |
You can't run away from your real education | false |
'westland' is the 'westworld' amusement park for families on a budget | false |
What did poseidon yell when he hit a solid wall while crusing a river dam | true |
Watch these inspiring celebrity women get real about supporting each other | false |
Misty copeland is helping to bring dance lessons to rwandan kids | false |
I sexually identify as counter strike... *and i'm globally offended* | true |
I've been feeling so shitty this valentines day.. this cold i have is terrible! | true |
Donald trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special. | true |
What does marshawan lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game? marsh-mellows | true |
My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. that's a big word for an eight year old | true |
If i could be any arithmetic operation, i'd be subtraction. i just want to make a difference. | true |
Colton haynes slays halloween as ursula from 'the little mermaid' | false |
Obamas dish on their first date & that time potus did malia's hair (video, photos) | false |
U.s. politicians' 'hispandering' cannot make up for countless failures to latinos | false |
What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back? a dead school bus! | true |
What kind of elephants live in antartica ? cold ones ! | true |
Fix your form: how to do the perfect shoulder press | false |
Beat the elements: 7 tips for successful winter grilling | false |
What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial? high koala tea | true |
I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya. | true |
3 keys to make your wedding cermony special | false |
My wife was captured by a gang of mimes. they did unspeakable things to her. | true |
Playing host? check out this quick, diy home fragrance (video) | false |
Amy's baking co. has just designed a gaming system it's called the xbox one | true |
'watch the throne 2': producer says sequel to kanye west & jay-z album is in the works | false |
Where would you put an injured insect ? in an antbulance ! | true |
'cessation of hostilities' in syria lets russia keep bombing | false |
I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists. | true |
How to cook with pumpkin that doesn't come from a can | false |
I divorced my wife because she made a horrible april fools joke april fools | true |
The tadd technique: balancing third-eye clarity and solar plexus emotions | false |
Ebselen, experimental bipolar disorder drug, works like lithium -- but without its side effects | false |
What does a vegan ghost eat? supernatural food. | true |
After serving 35 years with no conviction, man faces retrial | false |
Donald trump calls barack obama to chit-chat about oscars in 'conan' spoof | false |
Miley cyrus and her tongue help raise $50,000 for charity | false |
'the handmaid's tale' is unequivocally a story by, for and about women | false |
Joe biden is either running for president or having a hell of a time playing us | false |
W.h.o. advises delaying pregnancy in areas with zika transmission | false |
Nigerian women with this disfiguring disease face pain and isolation | false |
You've gotta hand it to short people.. usually because they can't reach it | true |
The inside story of how bernie sanders became the greatest online fundraiser in political history | false |
Ny congressman introduces 'families flying together act 2012' | false |
Ant-man movie: marvel reveals test footage from new project at comic-con | false |
Sean spicer's nonanswer about russian election meddling just creates more questions | false |
Still standing - it's not over until god says it's over | false |
Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? cowboys don't take their hats off while eating. | true |
Eco mom and health coach autumn bree fata on leading a spectacular life | false |
What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? eclair. | true |
How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool. | true |
Best scenic drives: the 10 most relaxing coastal drives in the u.s. & canada | false |
Peyton barber declares for nfl draft to help his homeless mom | false |
The best reply to i love you is well that's a terrible idea. | true |
A group of lions is called a pride. a group of my family members is called an embarrassment | true |
Why do we eat? because we are hungry | true |
Radiohead makes major announcement after a year off | false |
Same-sex couples are now allowed to adopt in utah | false |
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