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Mongolian wrestling coaches strip to protest olympic judges' decision | false |
This duck confit cinnamon roll is the most decadent way to kill your hangover | false |
What did ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? are you surebert? | true |
Harry reid: 'i will be blunt. i want alan grayson to lose.' | false |
What's black, white, and red all over? a newspaper. | true |
I was never in love with you — the good men project | false |
Donald trump’s journey from degenerate 'con man' to president | false |
Does moore’s loss mean a reckoning for trump? don’t count on it. | false |
Trump hotel leaves framed hillary clinton photo at guest’s bedside, as requested | false |
The awesome way this professor helped out a single mom in his class | false |
Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? at least the one i fucked did. | true |
It's good times for german geologists as they have discovered a large deposit of gemulichkeit. | true |
Tweeters school 'amazingly dumb' donald trump over 'special council' typo | false |
Can you get high off of viagra? yes, but only if you lay on your stomach. | true |
Melamine can leach off bowls and into food, study finds -- but risk of harm uncertain | false |
Oil giant shell warns u.s. not to withdraw from paris accord on climate | false |
You know who really likes debates? de fish | true |
Here's how to improve your chances of surviving cardiac arrest | false |
It's ok: let elmo be a carrot pusher | false |
The chinese new year sure is a lot less ryanseacresty. | true |
Q: why did the sheep jump into the lake? a: he wanted to take a ba-a-a-th. | true |
10 common mistakes managers make that hurt their business | false |
Democratic party set to show its force in nation's first 2018 primary | false |
Weird al's 'lame claim to fame' mocks celebrity obsession | false |
Trump asks if there are hispanics in the room before demanding his wall | false |
Katherine heigl tackles rumors that she's 'very rude' | false |
Jim webb's campaign ends, leaving more questions than answers | false |
Miss puerto rico stephanie del valle crowned miss world 2016 | false |
Bringing mom to help you shop for a wedding dress: too much drama? | false |
Yo mamma is so fat... that she literally ate my dick. | true |
Buzz lightyear's ful name is bumblebee 9.460731012 kilometers | true |
The food ties that bind: the academy of nutrition and dietetics 2013 conference | false |
What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire? armold schwarzenlegger | true |
The waiting is the hardest part: big business wins again | false |
At university i was going to join the debating class... ...but someone talked me out of it | true |
Mexico police executed 22 on michoacan ranch in 'grave' rights abuse, report finds | false |
Bernie sanders pins the rise of isis on 'disastrous' invasion of iraq | false |
How does your state rank in trans equality? | false |
Our digital device addiction is causing a 'national attention deficit' | false |
Music stars join john oliver to demand that politicians stop using their songs | false |
Nfl to investigate cam newton's head hits during broncos game | false |
Huffpost hill - civil society implodes, paul ryan dabs | false |
I had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted. | true |
How to clean an oil painting with bread | false |
Dettol went to germany now its called any. | true |
Q: how many screenwriters to make titanic a good movie? a: one more than they had. | true |
Choosing psychotherapy today: one size no longer fits all | false |
Samantha bee: we should be worried if roger ailes helps with trump's debate prep | false |
Who is the most basic spice girl? pumpkin spice. | true |
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested? | true |
Mitt romney's tax strategy and other tax strategies from the wealthy | false |
A dirty cop and the innocent man he framed are now bffs | false |
Shepard smith isn't letting trump off the hook for gun control reversal | false |
Here's the estimated number of latino voters who could be affected by voting laws | false |
Epa chief under nixon and reagan: gop’s climate denial is 'killing everything' | false |
What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you nudes? oops, wrong person. | true |
Why did the plant cross the road? cus it was being stalked! | true |
Data complicates student’s claim that columbia is biased against men in sexual assault cases | false |
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. | true |
A guy crashes through a table in snow to celebrate ncaa tournament upset | false |
Rape fantasy guy: wanna do a rape fantasy? woman: no! guy: that's the spirit | true |
Why is a giraffes neck so long? because its head it so far away from its body | true |
Emma thompson says weight pressure in film is 'evil' and 'getting worse' | false |
How the future of work may make many of us happier | false |
8 tips for dealing with the loss of a loved one | false |
6 toxic beliefs that will ruin your career | false |
What kinda pet would john wayne get?... he'd get a long little doggie. | true |
I hate insects puns, they really bug me. | true |
Missed 'game of thrones'? art museum uses medieval paintings in hilarious recaps | false |
Maurice sendak tribute: photos of children in 'where the wild things are' costumes | false |
15 outdoor showers that will totally make you want to rinse off in the sun (photos) | false |
Elizabeth warren and bernie sanders embarrass hapless vulture fund investors | false |
Jobs by well-being: who are the happiest workers? | false |
Divorce study: kids from split families may be susceptible to health problems later in life | false |
Pharrell to college graduates: 'we need to lift up our women' | false |
Let a sizzling kevin bacon and james corden sell you bacon cologne | false |
What's a russian's favorite italian dish? pepperoni picza! | true |
If you want to look french chic this fall, ladies buy a little red coat | false |
Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? the mooternity section. | true |
Me: and this is where my 5 yr old eats his popcorn. *motions to area covered in popcorn. | true |
Armed fugitive disguises himself as an old man to evade cops | false |
This sweet wedding took place in a less-than-ideal location | false |
Coming clean: pressure mounts for qatari transparency and proper fifa investigation | false |
Harambe and 'damn daniel' among the memes that won the internet in 2016 | false |
What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? bee-hive yourself ! | true |
Don't worry, pope benedict xvi, i get it. mondays make me want to quit my job too. | true |
I once opened a box of life. all i found was disappointment. | true |
Cdc head tom frieden delivers emotional plea for zika funding | false |
I don't chase guys unless i have my inhaler with me. | true |
The bartender says we don't serve your kind here. a time traveller walks into a bar. | true |
What do songwriters do after they die? they decompose | true |
Trixie mattel sounds off on shocking 'rupaul's drag race all stars' win | false |
These photos show lincoln's inauguration was pretty quaint compared to obama's | false |
Why do dyslexic children get nothing for christmas? they are writing to satan. | true |
Uber taps eric holder to lead investigation into sexual harassment claims | false |
Q: why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? a: he wanted to work overtime. | true |
The political is personal: how the gop tax on tuition waivers would affect my students | false |
Dear sir/madam, your transgender operation was a partial success. | true |
What did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're stuck up cunts. | true |
Colonoscope helps thai police recover stolen 6-carat diamond | false |
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