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The strangest thing you didn't know about 'seinfeld' | false |
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing | true |
Why states don’t want trump to make ‘very big changes’ to nafta | false |
I've been texting random numbers hey are we taking salvia before or after church? | true |
Georgia tech investigating fraternity for alleged racial slurs | false |
Huffpost hill - jason chaffetz undoubtedly preparing 11-hour grilling of mike pence | false |
Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so i think i know what death feels like. | true |
Stephen colbert and nick kroll share their awkward puberty photos for puerto rico | false |
What do you call an evil cat, who only lives to be an ass hole? a cat. | true |
Colbert savages 'peace-treaty barbie and collusion ken' over embassy opening | false |
Knock-knock who's there? dave. dave's not here, man... | true |
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks? an octobrave. i'm sorry. | true |
Trump, the supreme court, and the rights of gays and lesbians, part ii | false |
How to know when to listen to fear and when to push through it | false |
Read the first chapter of harper lee's 'go set a watchman' | false |
If hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company i said glass of juice, not gas the jews! | true |
Mark assini concedes to incumbent louise slaughter in new york congressional race | false |
I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. he said well, i can clearly see your nuts | true |
Not all fat people are jolly some of them are women | true |
7 things that always go on sale in april | false |
What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip... | true |
Brutish and short: how iran learned to thrive on conflict | false |
What type of bagel can fly? a plain bagel! | true |
12 family vacation tips for traveling with young children | false |
Ppl: are u sick? me: no, im just ugly | true |
Why have the french lost the war? they have to eat a dessert after each meal. | true |
Did you hear about the logical skunk? it made sense. | true |
Holy matrimony! there was a proposal at the met gala. | false |
Impossible goals and my quest to lose 175 pounds | false |
Hide a metal rake in your leaf pile to keep the neighborhood kids from messing it up. | true |
Inside the nationwide protests against trump's executive order | false |
Stephen colbert tops jimmy fallon in ratings again with sharp political commentary | false |
Jimmy carter to make rare address to britain's house of lords | false |
A formerly obese man's letter to mayor bloomberg | false |
I'm not racist because... i'm not a racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for blacks. | true |
Why did the snail drink beer? to come out of its shell! | true |
Missouri activists gather outside civil rights exhibit to denounce trump voter fraud panel | false |
How to waterfall braid your hair in 8 easy steps (video) | false |
Think the 'personhood' issue is over? think again | false |
Nicki minaj knows we can see her, right? | true |
Tee'd-off kangaroo chases golfers into a viral hole-in-one | false |
Why is the mathematician mad? because he's a calcul-hater. | true |
Why did the military take over turkey? to prove they were not chicken | true |
I hate when people ask where i think i'll be in five years i don't have 2020 vision. | true |
A year after the charleston massacre, the only thing gone from south carolina's racism is a flag | false |
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a frog what's wrong with that i think i'm going to croak | true |
Man confronts n.j. officer searching van apparently without permission | false |
I've decided to delete all the germans from my phone. i want to make it hans-free! | true |
How to stick to your resolutions by hacking your brain | false |
Chuck norris was what willis was talkin' about. | true |
Behind the scenes with the zen master of new york fashion week | false |
What do you call a belt made out of watches? a waist of time. | true |
What's the only thing in australia that won't kill you? old age | true |
Paul krugman: fiscal phonies 'willing to snatch food from the mouths of babes' | false |
Could using a simple dog command help us leave the past where it belongs? | false |
Let go of stress by letting go of a grudge | false |
Who is a brooklyn dog's favorite composer? bach bach bach | true |
Dream act likely to pick up far more co-sponsors in coming days | false |
Why was 5 afraid of 6? because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of may 4th star wars day)... | true |
Trump nominees say false things. republicans say meh. | false |
Jesus loves you, but zeus thinks you're stupid. | true |
John oliver reveals the real theme of the 2016 gop convention | false |
Want to hear a joke? adam sandler's career | true |
What do you call a con artist panda? a bamboozler | true |
How to put a toddler to bed in 100 easy steps | false |
This priest hand-delivered a dvd to pope francis about lgbt catholics | false |
8 tricks to finding more meaning at work | false |
I ordered a meal from the international space station. my sides are in orbit. | true |
Israelis, many of ethiopian descent, stage mass protest in tel aviv demanding equality for all | false |
What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? deer balls; because they're under a buck. | true |
Trump tweets against his own administration on fisa, backpedals hours later | false |
Last night i had a dream that i was a muffler. when i woke up i was exausted. | true |
How do you confuse a gay person? seven | true |
If i had an email for every hillary clinton joke being made right now i'd have none. | true |
Every time you make a typo... the errorists win | true |
Donald trump picks fights with iran, mexico and australia in a span of just days | false |
Wednesday's morning email: trump threatens 'fire and fury' for north korea | false |
Please don't share 9/11 jokes, i lost my dad on 9/11 he took over 2500 infidels with him | true |
Here’s what happened last time moscow kicked out hundreds of u.s. diplomatic staff | false |
Q: what's the difference between bill clinton and a container of yogurt? a: yogurt has culture. | true |
Where is the 'l' in christmas? there is noel | true |
Friday talking points -- a week of bad numbers for trump | false |
What is the capital of greece? they have no capital. | true |
They say not to text and drive, but i still feel totally fine after like two texts | true |
I'm not the type that has sex with people i meet at the bar... they keep saying no. | true |
I like my beer like i like my violence... domestic. | true |
Beauty in a whirlpool: margaret bowland and her models | false |
Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. i'm taking this shit to a whole new level. | true |
6 great ways to barbecue your breakfast! plus, the best dutch pancake recipe you'll ever eat | false |
Chris pine gets the brooding cologne ads his face deserves | false |
Why don't amish people water ski? because their horses would drown. | true |
Nightmare in gaza: at least 40 reportedly dead, bodies strewn in streets | false |
Trump, speaking on russian state-owned network, slams 'dishonest' media | false |
Your vagina is so dry... ...that native americans do rain dances around it. | true |
Why can't abraham lincoln be convicted for murder? because he's in a cent. | true |
Why new york cops spent their workday playing with kids | false |
Mother jumps from nagging to bragging about marijuana | false |
Moose mounts metal statue, finds out it's a little rusty | false |
What game is all the rage with the ferguson rioters? truth or darren wilson. | true |
Top trump aide michael flynn puts iran 'on notice' over ballistic missile test | false |
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