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Heidi klum naked: model stuns for 'allure' may 2012 (photos) | false |
Even kellyanne conway can't deny trump's low approval ratings | false |
Why is the quadratic formula so cool? because it has 'ac'. | true |
Cnn chief says nbc's marketing of alex jones interview was a 'big mistake' | false |
Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? he made no sense. i tried, i really did. | true |
Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend. | true |
Sea level rise threatens countries, regions and cities around the world (photos) | false |
I recently asked a serial-killer/serial-rapist/psychopath what she's doing. she replied, good. | true |
Serena williams' tweets are the epitome of new mom bliss | false |
How did the somali terrorist describe his flight? it was dynamite! | true |
Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? because he has to cosign | true |
Lazy eye never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side | true |
A new novel about teenage rebellion is summer’s fieriest read | false |
First ebola and now measles... is there anything hipsters won't bring back!? | true |
I'm sorry, i don't see why you can't have a crack house and have it tastefully decorated. | true |
6 sun-drenched nooks made for curling up with a good book | false |
5 reasons why north american retirees are flocking to mexico | false |
My signature move is illegal in 37 states. | true |
What's similar between the mafia and a pussy..? ...i haven't been in either. | true |
Jainism and islam: more similar than you might think | false |
Claudia cardinale, italian actress, dressed like a real-life megan draper | false |
Question: name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. answer: the american people. | true |
What's a ghost like to drink on the weekend? booze (kill me now) | true |
Whats 12 inches long, rock hard, and full of semen? the sock under my bed. | true |
Where do you find a dog with no legs? where you left him. | true |
So maybe this was caitlyn jenner's only hat? | false |
How did the trout become a symbol for christianity? easy. by dropping trou | true |
Why is money called dough? because we all knead it. | true |
Let's watch a golf-playing robot hit a par 3 hole-in-one | false |
Adhd and marriage: an interview with gina pera | false |
States spending the least on education: 24/7 wall st. | false |
I don't know much about math, but what did the acorn say when it grew up? geometry! | true |
Slowly adding more and more lead to your meals until you're immune to bullets | true |
'snl' veteran says it's a 'completely different' show in donald trump era | false |
In the library: excuse me, where are the books about paranoia? they are... right behind you. | true |
Why do black people have nightmares? because one had a dream and died | true |
Mindfulness meditation is the direct way to happiness | false |
What did the prostitute say to her client? it's a business doing pleasure with you. | true |
What does sean connery call a greedy oyster? shellfish. | true |
Modern yoga will not form a real culture until every studio can also double as a soup kitchen | false |
Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there. | true |
I want my children to have all the things that i never had. like nice children... | true |
What do you get when you put two beta fish in the same tank? one alpha fish. | true |
Here's why coffee makes you have to poop | false |
Unfixable computers are leading humanity down a perilous path | false |
What's a tongue twister? when your tang gets all tongueled up. | true |
I was gonna make a joke about alzheimers.. ..but i forgot what it was. | true |
My puppy is a bastard son of a bitch his mother is a single mother | true |
My dolphin died... i have no porpoise in life. | true |
How many kids with add does it take to change a lightbulb? you wanna go ride bikes?? | true |
What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? too-wet-to-woo. | true |
Bernie sanders’ economic inequality town hall draws 1.7 million live viewers | false |
Rob ford, toronto's controversial but complicated ex-mayor, is in grave condition | false |
William & kate's patter of little feet: a cocker spaniel | false |
Square, mobile payments giant, just filed for its ipo | false |
What's life like in north korea? oh, i can't complain. | true |
My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter. | true |
What do you call an all guy christian party? a susej fest | true |
Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park. | true |
What's the definition of polystyrene? a plastic parrot! | true |
How to help a friend at the end of life | false |
Lauren cohan of ‘the walking dead’ confirms maggie will be back for season 9 | false |
This trendy cafe trains refugees to become cooks | false |
*slides $5 to the funeral director* maybe you can get me the widow's phone number? | true |
I was disappointed to learn flickr is not a site about female masturbation. | true |
What my daughter would say if she could talk | false |
This valentine's day, tell us your love story | false |
Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies. | true |
Obama to name former procter & gamble executive as va secretary | false |
I'm starting to think twitter has nothing to do with birds. | true |
Pop star lorde drops planned israeli concert after criticism | false |
The third option: more than both having and eating cake | false |
Alabama senate special election hinges on african-american turnout | false |
Earthquake in china's sichuan province kills at least 19, injures 247 | false |
What do you call a literary fish? salmon rushdie! | true |
I heard the new iphone is selling well. in fact, it's a real 6s. | true |
What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? hidden run. | true |
I have a step-ladder i've never known my biological ladder | true |
The great communicator: leonard bernstein and his legacy | false |
If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at sea world? | true |
Do you know what the problem with toilets is? they're a pisstake. | true |
Why rosario dawson is backing a home compost campaign | false |
I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them. | true |
Did you guys hear about what nelly thought? she thought chicken manure was jelly. | true |
If i agreed with you, we'd both be wrong | true |
Don't make fun of terry if he kills you, you would die of dissin' terry | true |
Ohio gov. john kasich signs 20-week abortion ban | false |
How can you reuse a condom? turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. | true |
What can an elevator do that a black man can't? raise a family. | true |
Watch the amazing way pop star troye sivan just helped this teen come out | false |
What happened when the frogs car broke down? it got toad | true |
How zuckerberg's llc could be more effective than charity | false |
Creative entertainment for people with early- and mid-stage alzheimer's | false |
Dad learns to not tease his baby girl for having hiccups | false |
Sometimes pretending to be busy takes more effort than being busy. | true |
Grammys continue to be tone deaf with best new artist nominations | false |
What do you call a german paedophile hiding in the playground bushes? kinder surprise! | true |
Partying princes, princesses & other 'royals' who just want to have fun (photos) | false |
Remembering helen gurley brown: of mouseburgers, scuttling and the legacy of the cosmo girl | false |
Tell the truth about bernie's health care stand | false |
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