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Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times | true |
Stressed: what are they trying to tell us? | false |
Halloween decorations: 2012 survey says americans plan to spend $8 billion on holiday | false |
J.lo is the only reason to watch the 'back it up' video | false |
Til the british used u-boats whoops, wrong sub | true |
My transgender uncle is a superhero... we call him aunt-man. | true |
What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? teddybear junction. | true |
Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? a bowling ball. | true |
What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? romcomnoms | true |
Princess laurentien's hair sets her apart from her fellow royals (photos) | false |
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? with a pumpkin patch! | true |
This girl told me she could sing like a harp but she turned out to be a lyre. | true |
Bigamy is having one wife too many. monogamy is the same. | true |
You can let your guard down: ask noah | false |
17 crazy ideas that are borderline genius (photos) | false |
10 things you may not have known about martin luther king jr. | false |
Jerry's gift: the art and passion of a circus super fan | false |
Why are jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't go near anything that's not 20% off. | true |
Another college takes back bill cosby honorary degree | false |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to prove to the squirrels that it can be done. | true |
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? the golfer goes: thwack.... oh fuck. | true |
We just got a donkey he's a real jackass | true |
If there is ever a corn army, i'll join it... ...and i'll be the colonel. | true |
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... he sits down and orders a drink. | true |
Shocking scenes of destruction in gaza as thousands return home during truce | false |
Marriage tips: how to stay true to 'i do' | false |
Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones? | true |
Who can suck off every man on earth? a black hoe. | true |
Here's some advice for lgbt parents on how to pick a school for your kids | false |
Top of my med school class: i don't just play god, i win. *definitely not remotely true* | true |
Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly | true |
10 life lessons i learned from hurricane sandy | false |
What are david cameron's favorite people to have sex with? cops | true |
World leaders say donald trump is taking a major step backward on climate change | false |
Just when 2018 couldn’t get weirder, duchess kate’s fingers became a story | false |
I don't really like the idea that james franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks. | true |
What do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones | true |
Dirty one liner girl: hey, what's up? boy: if i tell you, will you sit on it? | true |
I just had my tubes tied, and now i'm........inconceivable. | true |
Brazil's 12-year-old mc soffia fights racism with rap | false |
Stephen sweeney, new jersey senator, on gay marriage, reparative therapy proposals in his state | false |
Vatican cricket team may need some divine intervention | false |
Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? he just woke up! | true |
So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids | true |
What do you call an asian golddigger? cha ching | true |
There are three types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't. | true |
He may have a nice car but i have a fast sleigh | true |
If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? pump-kin. | true |
'clumping' study pokes holes in black hole theory | false |
What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 cent ft. nickelback | true |
Pet reunion turns sour: man loses pet bird in a case of mistaken identity | false |
Here is my period story period. end of story. | true |
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? an ambulance | true |
What has four legs and goes 'boo'? a cow with a cold. | true |
One crazy fantasy i have is having any energy to do things after work. | true |
I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period. it's such an ovary action | true |
Why did the dalai lama go to mexico? so he can be juan with everything. | true |
What do you call a gay drive-by? a fruit roll up. | true |
If my friends circle was a pizza... ...i would be the crust | true |
What do americans call the summer holidays? ceasefire | true |
What your favorite liquor says about you (photos) | false |
I messed up a customer's sandwich order today... oh shit, nevermind, wrong sub | true |
Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? the tube top was strapless. | true |
University faculty votes to revoke donald trump's honorary degree | false |
I guess i never really wanted to become a doctor | false |
Why did monica lewinsky vote republican? because democrat left a bad taste in her mouth! | true |
Why do jews have blue penises? because they're tight-fisted wankers. | true |
You want what you want... so that's what you should get! | false |
'walking dead' parody shows why facebook stalking is a bad idea | false |
Presidents day: spending the night in presidential bed and breakfasts | false |
New law mandates students learn what to do during a traffic stop | false |
Whats the most popular drink at a nude beach? sunny d | true |
I tossed my friend sierra a can of pop sierra mist | true |
Today i set my location on tinder to flint, michigan because i bet those girls are pretty thirsty. | true |
If twitter has taught me anything it's that the best career choice is divorce lawyer. | true |
These major u.s. stores are the best places to shop plus-size | false |
An olympian walks into a bar and says damn. | true |
Elizabeth warren: donald trump's presidency 'feels like dog years' | false |
Fortune cookie- you will have a successful tv show. me- how old is this cookie?! | true |
Nothing ruins your friday faster than realizing it's only wednesday. | true |
What's the difference between the jokes i read today, and the jokes i read last week? the posters | true |
Here's how you can honor the newtown victims | false |
Jimmy kimmel issues psa for angry trump fans planning to burn their maga hats | false |
Did you hear ellen degeneres drowned? they found her face down in rikki lake | true |
Applebee's customer allegedly attacked for speaking foreign language | false |
Dell's new $67 billion deal is one of the biggest in tech history | false |
Beyoncé makes history as first black woman to headline coachella | false |
Here's why 'brexit' could be a british public health disaster | false |
Sure, we can be friends. i get to be chandler. | true |
I found out about you from my last nightmare. | true |
What 5,000 calories of easter candy looks like (photos) | false |
What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory? two test tickles | true |
When is a door not a door? when its ajar | true |
Did you hear the one about the mexican train bandit? he had locomotives. | true |
Was told to fuck bitches and get money. all i got was charged with bestiality | true |
A birthday letter to my almost 12-year-old daughter | false |
It's not you, it's meat - vegan break up | true |
Why is shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily | true |
Sometimes i think i have add... ...oh look a bird! | true |
It’s official: none of the remaining major gop candidates accept climate science | false |
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