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If others are jealous, you're doing something right. | true |
New balance pays fat settlement in toning shoes lawsuit to people it did not slim | false |
Just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain. | true |
Toronto van attack suspect's facebook post praised misogynist mass killer | false |
What do you call a person who worships doritos? a chipmonk. | true |
Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left. | true |
Baby alpaca got stuck in a hole, was super chill about it | false |
I go in hard, i come in soft, you blow me. what am i? gum. | true |
Who did the rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the death star? admiral ackbar!!! | true |
1 in 8 black men are currently in prison in wisconsin | false |
If bullshit could float...you'd be the admiral of the fleet! | true |
Why do jewish men get circumcised? they like 50% off everything | true |
Hawaii baby contracts the first case of zika virus in the u.s. | false |
Why doesnt justin bieber shop at modells? he loves dicks | true |
If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic | true |
Sleep cycle app is a must-download for girls who take their beauty rest seriously | false |
Can anyone answer why they've kept the name lynchburg? come on, don't leave me hanging. | true |
Charlie sheen's real name is carlos irwin estevez. related: everything you think you know is a lie. | true |
My grandfather died in the holocaust... he fell of a guard tower. | true |
What i would have said to my friend who died by suicide | false |
D-l alvarez's 'matrix 243' brings granulated horror to berkeley art museum (photos) | false |
North carolina just legalized same sex marriage. i thought all sex was the same after marriage. | true |
Diverse conversations: the academic entrepreneur: supplementing your income | false |
Roses are red violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one does not. | true |
Tyler clementi's suicide: best to look not only at ravi but at society at large | false |
Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes. | true |
Tony-nominated stage veteran comes full circle with latest role | false |
Why does batman think so highly about himself? bruce wayne. | true |
It's national voter registration day. do your part. | false |
How prince's quest for complete artistic control changed the music industry forever | false |
Always borrow money from a pessimist they never expect it back | true |
Asian drivers are so bad... that i wouldn't be surprised if pearl harbor was an accident | true |
Did you hear bruce willis tried to overdose on viagra? he wanted to die hard. | true |
What is the pinnacle of laziness? having a remote control for your remote control. | true |
Trump dished out fake news awards. twitter dished them right back at him. | false |
What dose a old lady got between her tits? her belly button. | true |
Pfcs, manufacturing chemical, could affect women's thyroid functioning | false |
Cute kid note of the day: a facebook request for president obama | false |
Xbox one down! ps4 down! get an ambulance! wii u! wii u! wii u! | true |
Cam newton insults female sports reporter just doing her job | false |
Shout out to anyone who is wondering what the opposite of in is. | true |
I had a dream that i ate 5lbs marshmallow... i woke up and my pillow was gone. | true |
What does nixon's head use to thicken up etouffee? a roooooooux! | true |
Andreja pejic's first post-transition magazine cover is stunning | false |
What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? you grabbit. | true |
Latin american athletes to watch at the 2016 rio olympics | false |
What do you call a lonely orator? a master debater. | true |
Barbara nantais and claire hough cold cases reopened with san diego police ordering dna tests | false |
The logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue | true |
America's top 10 disappearing jobs: 24/7 wall st. | false |
I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. i guess i'm lactose intolerant. | true |
You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you. | true |
Later school start times improve teens' sleep and mood | false |
What does a muslim have if they hate their god? an allahgy | true |
Prosecutors said to recommend charges against former gen. david petraeus | false |
Giuliani, conway leave open possibility of trump hush money to other women | false |
The power of the prenup - room for debate - nytimes.com | false |
What do you call a chinese man allergic to dogs? starving. | true |
Black lawmakers: america 'cannot count' on jeff sessions | false |
Gawker media was saved, but gawker.com is over | false |
Tuesday's morning email: trump lawyers call for second special counsel | false |
In university i was going to join the debate team, but someone talked me out of it. | true |
The most terrifying sentence in the world. i'm from the government, and i'm here to help. -rr | true |
I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start. | true |
Not liking me will always be your problem. never mine. | true |
Is your penis ant-man? because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks. | true |
Why did the tomato blush? because he saw the salad dressing. | true |
What do you give a sick pig? oinkment! | true |
Daily meditation: one day there will be peace | false |
Nate berkus transforms an ordinary bedroom into a beachy getaway (video) | false |
Jimmy fallon could barely keep it together during this cardi b interview | false |
An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion... deep | true |
Zara phillips puts equestrian career on pause while pregnant, spokesman says | false |
What did the lecherous sufi say to the burkini fatso? ouagadougou | true |
Doctor doctor i've got a little sty. then you'd better buy a little pig. | true |
Men with psoriasis could be more likely to have this sexual problem | false |
Video shows jarring crash into store that injured woman | false |
What's the fastest way to kill millions? just swallow. | true |
I bought a push up bra today... it didn't work, i can still only do 2... | true |
Chris christie responds to joel mchale's whcd barbs | false |
Your mamma's so fat when she goes to mcdonalds they ask her what she doesn't want | true |
Brain damage found in college football players who didn't suffer concussions, study suggests | false |
Why is the door knob? because the key. (ok, i will show myself out) | true |
Dr: i was going to ask if you were sexually active but- me : but what | true |
Louisiana cop targeted hispanic drivers in traffic thefts: police | false |
What do you call a duck with one leg a handiquack | true |
These muslim dolls sing in arabic and have major hijab style | false |
She: don't talk like that. me: with my thumbs? | true |
How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend? he has one clean finger. | true |
Will plucking grey hair cause more to grow back? pros weigh in on this beauty myth | false |
Roberto cavalli custom-designed michael jackson a jacket, which he promptly tossed | false |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles! | true |
I like my woman how i like my wine locked up in my cellar. | true |
Marco rubio blames the media for his wrecked presidential ambitions | false |
What type of car would the hamburglar drive? a hamburghini. | true |
A man was masturbating in an airplane he was arrested for highjacking | true |
Fizz! pop! bang! teachers find new science standards fun, but costly | false |
When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order? a zoo-t suit! | true |
That guy's (panting) never gonna sell any fire (panting) driving that fast | true |
Happy fourth of july, america -- love, space | false |
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