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Kanye west sued for sampling songs on 'my beautiful dark twisted fantasy'
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How to get out of school tell the school you are sikh
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A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. but they ran out of material.
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I like my coffee how i like my slaves carrying loads of sugar.
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Most people will have a mental health condition at some point
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Traveling over the holidays? your in-flight skincare routine
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Create your own rite of passage, send your son to kathmandu
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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist? about 200 pounds.
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State department official: 'it's going to take years' to defeat the islamic state
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Real laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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What does german unity mean to the post-cold war generation?
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Why do we shame emotion in the workplace?
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Why do bears hate shoes so much? they like to run around in their bear feet.
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History-making queer play sheds light on a unique relationship challenge
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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand? a selfie!
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Mo yan, nobel literature laureate, could boost chinese tourism
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Science catches up to what authors have known since the age of shakespeare: writing is therapeutic
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My friend jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off.
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I guess we're all just lucky that dennis the menace's first name wasn't carsonist.
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Zelda-themed wedding is exactly what you'd expect (photo)
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Incognito mode on google chrome is useless.. everyone in the library can still see me wanking
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Mittens the intersex cat to get gender assignment
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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? the philadelphia beagles!
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Donald trump's 'winning' streak comes to a screeching halt before it starts
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What do you call a dog that's into bdsm? a subwoofer.
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First nighter: the civilians confront climate change with the great immensity
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Mixing drinks: mistakes to avoid when making cocktails
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Google just threw a drink in my face i deserved it i have no business asking those questions
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What's the cheapest meat available? deer testicles, it's under a buck.
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Mayweather is dyslexic, he's supposed to punch his opponent and hug his wife.
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How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you
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This ‘average mohamed' thinks he has what it takes to defeat isis
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Q: what's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? a: a gorilla with a machine gun.
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Well, well, well if it isn't the 5 lbs i thought i lost.
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*turns up to a yoga class in full master yoda costume* oh dear. misread the flyer, i have.
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9 jobs that earn less than minimum wage
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Why can the devil never go back to georgia? he fiddled up a little kid.
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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants? because they shared genes!
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Karl rove says bush knew about cia interrogation program, defends rectal feeding
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I'm going to beat you up with my penis. .... it won't even be hard.
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Hillary clinton should get an award for founding isis, donald trump says
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It's better to give than to receive especially, if it's anal.
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Fair vs unfair if someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?
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Journalist snubs vatican magistrates seeking to question him
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Aetna may have exposed the hiv status of thousands of clients
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Divorce confidential: asking the right questions in a divorce
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The insidious harm of the turn on immigration
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Steve wozniak just blasted uber for poor treatment of workers
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What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos!!
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I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and i thought to myself, poor sole.
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Finally successful enough to have haters, still not successful enough to be successful
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#aolbuild welcomes jason segel, cameron diaz and @sextapemovie director, jake kasdan
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This 400-year-old story might be the first-ever sci-fi book
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Lay's announces upgrades to 4 classic chip flavors
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Monica lewinsky wows at the vanity fair oscar party
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Linking domestic violence and chronic disease: an issue not in the headlines
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Catholic bishops are urging congress to halt obamacare repeal
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Why i chose las vegas over thanksgiving after divorce
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What sound does a grape make when you step on it? just a little wine
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Why did the robot get the electric chair? because he was charged with battery.
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Review of adam phillips, becoming freud: the making of a psychoanalyst
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A survey asked me if i was dyslexic i checked the option for sye.
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Newborn tigers snuggle up to mama in adorable debut
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Men are like floors... lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them.
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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? a barkaeologist.
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What do you call a penis shaped wand? a magic johnson.
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How do you make a fat chick orgasm? who cares.....
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The 10 dos and don'ts of online dating
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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? oil of ole'
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Some asshole stole my mood ring. i'm not really sure how i feel about it.
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Man pleads guilty to bacon vandalism of tennessee islamic center
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Who is going to die in the new star wars? some stormtrooper
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Changing times: democrats talking again about new gun laws
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? *shrug* elephino.
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What i understood about a father-daughter relationship only after my father passed away
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Dead fly when you kill a fly, does it become a dead flew?
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I was eliminated as a contestant on fear factor after running screaming from a bee.
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How to save the newspaper: bring back the paperboy
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Q: did you hear about the 25 irish people that drowned? a: they were riverdancing.
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Shelterless in sacramento: how the end of california's drought harmed the homeless
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'woman's world': cher's dance-ready single is here (audio)
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Teenagers come together in a beautiful display of human diversity
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Men are twice as likely to love their bodies as women
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? he ate his pizza before it was cool
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Katie holmes sports a 'canadian tuxedo' denim-on-denim look in nyc (photo)
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19 times evil triumphed and we were glad that it did
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2016's been bad! but today is definitely the darkest!
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Michelle obama: who do you want as your children's role model?
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Fashion faux mas: 10 reasons moms dress like crap
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I don't like holocaust jokes. anne frankly you shouldn't either.
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What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? you can eat strawberry jam.
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The roast pumpkin fondue recipe from 'gourmet' that we can't stop making
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You know where the most original posts on reddit are? /r/jokes
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Turkish journalists detained over 'subliminal coup messages': media
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Kate middleton's style isn't always fabulous, hence these lame outfits from 2012 (photos)
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I came 2nd in a fidel castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar
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So, is there a mrs. a-z? - lady hitting on jason mraz
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Russian online troll tells samantha bee why she prefers donald trump
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Who was the nose's favorite christian mystic? nostrildamus
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You know what people really do when no one's looking? your mum.
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