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I painted my computer black so it would run faster... now it doesn't work. | true |
What do you call a chicken without feathers? dinner! | true |
'the exorcist' filmmaker reflects on filming 'real' exorcism in his new doc | false |
A blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre so he gives her one! | true |
Best things to buy on each day of the week | false |
Trevor noah warns paul ryan: get ready to be thrown under the trump bus | false |
And the award for best cpr performance goes to... | false |
Here's a list of countries and leaders trump has insulted since his election | false |
Asbestos huh? if what i'm hearing is true they shoudl call it asworstos . | true |
Bernie sanders pushes for gun control after san bernardino shooting | false |
There is no control (ctrl) button on chuck norris' computer. chuck norris is always in control. | true |
What do the patriots and lance armstrong have in common? they only have one good ball. | true |
Surge soda is back! (and has already sold out once) | false |
Raja harischandra: celebrating the centenary of india's first feature film | false |
Lawyer for patrick kane's accuser quits case over rape kit concerns | false |
Why we should stop saying sorry so often | false |
Rather than anti-psychotic drugs, i prefer a more friendlier tone like pro-sanity pills. | true |
I measure every single thing my child does | false |
Trump stands by roy moore, as gop senators keep their distance | false |
Dakota johnson reveals what she really thinks of '50 shades' | false |
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? a snapshot. | true |
What's the hardest part about being a vegan? waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds. | true |
Exercise never hurt anyone... ... unless you run marathons. (braces for downvotes) | true |
What did the bicycle call its dad? pop-cycle | true |
President obama joins jerry seinfeld for a chat in 'comedians in cars getting coffee' | false |
Let these 'dirty dancing' stars give you a lesson in the art of movement | false |
Why did harrison ford crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans... | true |
Leonardo dicaprio invests in frozen seafood biz in unexpected move | false |
Longest joke in the world here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com | true |
'black panther' fans are pranking wauconda, illinois, with vibranium requests | false |
Dogs cant operate an mri machine, but catscan | true |
Fall is here, so let's kick it up a gear! (part 1) | false |
I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... but none of them work. | true |
Single fathers: pew research reports number of single dads has jumped in u.s. | false |
San francisco sues trump over sanctuary city order | false |
Woodstock: yeah, it was something -- just not what you think | false |
Thank you for your service, but it's time to go justice ginsburg | false |
Victoria's secret photoshop might have rendered model lopsided (photo, poll) | false |
'if the right people pay attention, anything can happen' -- like beating heart disease in women | false |
Trump loses confidence in drug czar pick following bombshell opioid revelations | false |
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand she has to give directions! | true |
It's time to admit that 'diet' food is bogus | false |
The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar it was tense. | true |
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? his wife died. | true |
I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise. | true |
21 ways naming a baby will drive you crazy | false |
If you look like your passport photo you probably aren't well enough to travel. | true |
What do you call a boyscout in wwii-era germany? a knotzi. | true |
What's a pirates favorite type of fish? gaaaarrrrrrrr!!! edit: i beat ya guys to it. ha | true |
Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? he was a wise potato chip. | true |
How does it feel to be out of coffee? depresso. | true |
Why did hitler kill himself? because he saw his gas bill. | true |
The most brutal photos from the mayweather-mcgregor fight | false |
Salesforce adjusts salaries by $3 million to ensure women are paid equally | false |
What did it say on the former chairman of the hypochondriac association's tombstone? told you! | true |
The 3 principle aspects of the bodhisattva path | false |
What do you call a crocodile who always lies? a croc o' shit. | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 8 | false |
Under trump, union election rules could be tilted in employers' favor | false |
Why do people tip cows? their service isn't even that good. | true |
It's like my pastor always says, who are you and why are you stealing wine? | true |
Orphaned raccoon lives with dogs, thinks she's one too! | false |
Watch this democratic senator lecture neil gorsuch on republican power grabs | false |
Iowa woman pleads guilty to voting twice for donald trump | false |
What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower? mint conditioner. | true |
Laughing hands i never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up. | true |
Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality. | true |
Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? he had to roll with it... | true |
Tried having an argument with a mobius strip... ...it was pretty one-sided | true |
Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zxdo4dl7su | true |
The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks... ...is they tend to rub off on you. | true |
Baked hot chocolate recipe turns cozy winter drink into so much more | false |
Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart. | true |
How did camelot get its name? guinevere liked to hump a lot. | true |
Top chef fan favorite, fabio viviani on what not to do when cooking pasta | false |
'the greatest love story never told' comes to the new york stage | false |
I want a flatscreen so big that i can't tell where tv begins and real life ends. | true |
Vintage furniture ad says playmates are best kept in chests, proves sex doesn't always sell (photo) | false |
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? hop on. | true |
Chipotle is releasing a new ravens burrito. it comes with everything but rice. | true |
Mckinley wins re-election in west virginia's 1st district | false |
Lol a horse drawn carriage? what's funny about that? a horse can't hold a pencil karen | true |
Rick scott vs. charlie crist nonpartisan candidate guide for florida governor's race 2014 | false |
My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old. | true |
I've been on a diet for a month and i've lost exactly 4 weeks. | true |
What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink? serving dual porpoises! | true |
Genius stickers show how bland the world would be without refugees | false |
Jerry seinfeld says 'it's possible' he could bring back 'seinfeld' | false |
There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea. | true |
Why are horses so negative? because they're nay sayers. | true |
I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit... | true |
Donald trump doesn't seem to understand how voting works | false |
What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country? simple, you get stoned twice | true |
What's the difference between an egg and a wank? you can beat an egg... | true |
'i'm so sorry': when indian advertisements turn around sexism | false |
I get all of my news from we didn't start the fire | true |
Hong kong bus crash leaves at least 18 dead | false |
Waitress: would you like another drink? me: are you new? | true |
Telling the stories of sxsw one outfit at a time | false |
Icymi: walking in nature and how to get picky eaters to try new foods | false |
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