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I hate sending my kids to summer camp | false |
Tv shooter showed 'bizarre behavior' throughout volatile career | false |
Democratic midterm momentum has ‘stalled,’ top party pollster warns | false |
'westworld' star jeffrey wright goes in on trump supporter in lengthy twitter feud | false |
4 teens in custody in connection with gang rape on brooklyn playground | false |
If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me. | true |
Schrodinger: how's my cat, doc? vet: i have good news and bad news.. | true |
Jerry brown: 'troglodyte' trump supporters 'dwell in deep, dark caves' | false |
Ahead of scotus ruling, getting the message out to central valley immigrants | false |
Megan rossee: michael phelps' girlfriend is an aspiring model (photos) | false |
Here's when all your favorite tv shows come back | false |
15 food reasons the spanish are better at life (photos) | false |
If everyone in these countries were this attractive you'd want to go there too | false |
Marv albert on the knicks, brad stevens and the state of the nba | false |
My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. i said maaaaybe.... | true |
Has anyone mastered the art of nonchalantly walking past a policeman? | true |
Mnuchin used private jets for 7 official trips, but treasury watchdog finds he broke no law | false |
We ate a 7/11 feast to teach you about unhealthy eating habits | false |
Why don't chickens have lips? because then they'd have soft peckers | true |
Facial features just may affect women's odds of a political win | false |
Do vacations make us happier? the answer: it depends. | false |
How many babies does it take to paint a house? it depends on how hard you throw them. | true |
Ask the parent coach: kids and embarrassing questions | false |
Apparently cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar i reckon it's just a chinese whisper | true |
Why does luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? in case he gets a hole-in-one | true |
Civilians in rebel-held aleppo breathe sigh of relief: ‘now, we can go outside’ | false |
My mom just learned how to text. and her text to me said can you hear me? | true |
I've learned so much from my mistakes.. i'm thinking of making some more | true |
Composer denies use of ‘wicked,’ other broadway hits in north carolina over anti-lgbt law | false |
Belgium arrests 2 people suspected of planning attacks in brussels | false |
Chris christie picks up major new hampshire endorsement | false |
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? boy do we have problems. | true |
Why can't women play sports they can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women | true |
My boss my boss hates when i shorten his name to dick. especially since his name is stephen. | true |
What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone? oops | true |
In senator tim kaine, clinton weighs a 'safe' vp pick | false |
What did the leper say the the prostitute? keep the tip. | true |
What do you call money that grows on trees? marijuana | true |
My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. one could say that he's an organic chemist. | true |
13 father's day gifts that will make your dad more hipster (in a good way) | false |
What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? don't inhale so fast or you'll choke. | true |
Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out. | true |
Lindsay lohan returns amfar dress ripped, ruined after borrowing $1,750 gown: report (update) | false |
The roast chicken recipes you want and need | false |
Spring cleaning: how to remove stickers from furniture | false |
Calm down girls, it's starbucks. they sell coffee, not unicorn blood. | true |
The truth behind the push and pull of love and loneliness | false |
Iraq's prime minister unveils plan to trim criticized government | false |
I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink. | true |
What is yellow and can't swim? a bus full of children. | true |
Obama wishes george h.w. bush a 'speedy recovery' after fall | false |
What were the people on the laugh track laughing at, and couldn't we watch that instead? | true |
I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... just for shits and giggles! | true |
More than a half million people struck by cholera in yemen | false |
Gay marriage is finally legal in america today. finally, all the op's can get married. | true |
10 things we learned from mindy kaling's reddit ama | false |
How do you know if someone is a vegan? they'll fucking tell you... | true |
What is victoria's secret? 'her' real name is victor! | true |
I take my women like i take my stairs. two at a time. | true |
Should lawyers be required to take continuing education courses on human mental processes? | false |
This year has ignited a fire in me that i didn’t know i had | false |
I forgot to take my bladder medicine.. the nurse said 'urine trouble now!' | true |
How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner? don't worry, they'll let you know. | true |
My favorite position is the 68. you go down on me and i'll owe you one! | true |
Is it fair to say marvin lewis' joke bout johnny manziel... went over everybody's head? | true |
Hail to the thief: clinton speech b-roll opens door to id theft | false |
Prisoner takes down fellow inmate during vicious attack on officer | false |
Want to hear a great joke? well then fuck you because i'm typing off a keyboard. | true |
Joy reid: gop in bizarre mirror universe where clinton is guilty, trump is blameless | false |
The 72 days of transition will determine the first 100 days of the trump administration | false |
10 free valentine's day printable decorations that'll make your home even lovelier (photos) | false |
Pregnant and overdue: tips for surviving the waiting game | false |
I hate jokes about aids. omg! me too, man! hi v! | true |
Why can't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll just let it go. | true |
Jared leto apologizes to taylor swift for being a total a-hole | false |
Bought a water at the airport and now one of my kids can't go to college. | true |
Trump polls at zero among black swing-state voters | false |
I sneezed real hard, and while i did not break any bones, i did sustain some tissue damage. | true |
Does anybody know what date easter is this year? and if so, what are you, obsessed with easter | true |
5 things you should not do at a wedding | false |
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you: adderall abuse | false |
What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? an orphan. | true |
Rainbow fashion week: queer style with a social responsibility message | false |
Maurice clarett, once a troubled star football player, is now the 'athlete whisperer' | false |
What do you call alcohol in a birdbath? tequila mockingbird! | true |
A fantastic glimpse at the bond between a girl and her bulldog | false |
Here's your cup of joe - joe at the sperm bank | true |
Me: i think this diet is gonna work. cheese: no. | true |
'the bachelor' season 20 premiere recap: ben higgins still feels unlovable | false |
What do you call a black man in a tree? a branch manager. | true |
Risky business: testing the limits of one china | false |
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? don't look i'm changing | true |
Why the donald deals with democrats on debt ceiling and daca | false |
?police navidad / police navidad / police navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad? | true |
Hillary clinton told donors bernie sanders' 'ideas are indefensible' under gop onslaught | false |
9 best picture themed recipes for oscar night | false |
How many ron pauls does it take to change a lightbulb? | true |
Sponsors pull out of trump-inspired 'julius caesar' show with assassination scene | false |
What's r/jokes's favorite breakfast? a retoast with butter on top. | true |
What's brown and sticky? the contents of my pants. | true |
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