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What is green, and has wheels? grass. i lied about the wheels. | true |
3 steps for achieving true happiness in your relationships | false |
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? an udder disaster. | true |
What do you call a green polo shirt? collared greens | true |
Pac-man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills. | true |
World's stretchiest man can easily fit in a suitcase | false |
Bond girl naomie harris greatest red carpet moments (photos) | false |
4-foot-long snake falls onto driver's feet while she's on the highway | false |
One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people | true |
Girl sets up lemonade stand to raise funds for vet with ptsd, moves him to tears | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee, i can't afford coffee | true |
I heard jared lost about 7 inches. .. but little susie isn't sure. | true |
I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. it was a loo cipher | true |
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? when it's raining cats and dogs ! | true |
What's the best part about living in indiana? all the corny jokes. | true |
I like my women like i like my golf game around 80 and handicapped. | true |
What did one ghost say to another ghost? do you believe in people? | true |
A blind man walks into a bar... and hits his head. | true |
Heavy rain floods university's library canteen in just 2 minutes | false |
Climate change poses 'significant risk' to u.s. military, reports find | false |
This firm will help employees pay off their student loans | false |
Tomás saraceno's 'in orbit' is his largest exhibition to date (photos) | false |
I can't face my checkbook so i check my facebook. | true |
Nfl used deeply flawed data to deny link to concussions: nyt | false |
That awkward moment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does. | true |
What do you call a fake pasta? an impasta. | true |
What do you say when a polish magician performs a magic trick? nailed it | true |
If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. that's why i work at burger king. | true |
Steve scalise still in critical condition after being shot | false |
What does batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner? nothing. she's dead. | true |
Caitlyn jenner is the new face of h&m sport | false |
Christina milian has us 'waiting for tonight' in new 'lip sync battle' clip | false |
The sink bowl lets you pull the plug on soggy cereal (photo) | false |
Zoe saldana brings out tlc for incredible 'no scrubs' performance on 'lip sync battle' | false |
These kids have the coolest way to keep the homeless warm this winter | false |
How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? none. they prefer natural light. | true |
14 female powerhouses you need to meet at sxsw | false |
A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog... it was a shitzu | true |
Man freed 25 years after police tortured him into a false confession | false |
Abandoned japanese home was once a grand mansion, now mysteriously houses fake teeth (photos) | false |
The promise of affordable health care for floridians | false |
What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? beats me. | true |
Its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup | true |
What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke? | true |
Where do they make satis? in a satisfactory | true |
What did hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? men, get in the tank. | true |
Who invented rhetorical questions? how should i know? | true |
Parents: stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up. | true |
What is a traitor's favorite food? eggs benedict | true |
Why is tigger always dirty? because he plays with pooh | true |
'smoke and mirrors' blogger marcus holmlund can wear the same outfit every day for a week (photos) | false |
Olivia steger, 8, writes a wise, awesome note to dwell magazine (photo) | false |
An open letter to people who take pictures of food with instagram. | false |
How is the world like a bag of jellybeans? nobody likes the black ones. | true |
Why was the sterile grizzly upset? because he couldn't bear children. | true |
Victor levin rallies for romance with 5 to 7 | false |
Q: where is tennis mentioned in the bible? a: where joseph served in pharaoh's court. | true |
Why did the skeleton cross the road? he had a bone to pick with his neighbour. | true |
A neutrino walks into a bar... and it just keeps on going. | true |
Did you know scientists just announced diarrhea is hereditary? it runs in your genes | true |
Bernie sanders in 2013: 'i'm not obama's biggest fan' | false |
5 ways doma's demise changed the finances of same-sex married couples | false |
Don't be scared, it's just pickling: how to pickle anything, stress-free | false |
Erdogan wins narrow referendum victory, laying bare turkey's divisions | false |
California governor says mitch mcconnell's pro-coal effort 'borders on the immoral' | false |
What greece's latest defiant move really means for europe | false |
Why was thor disappointed by his birthday party? because it was more loki than he wanted. | true |
Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was a salted. | true |
Rep. steve king tweets latina constituent: 'do you always lie in english?' | false |
Tom delay, others defend dennis hastert in letters to court | false |
Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl? he was trying to find winnie the pooh. | true |
I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake. there wasn't a dry eye in the audience. | true |
Why this muslim-american couple invited strangers to ask them anything | false |
Boss: what qualifies you to be a ninja? ninja: i just cut your head off. boss: that's pr--*thump* | true |
Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples. | true |
How to bounce back from a sports injury | false |
A man died at the drive-in theater he froze to death seeing closed for season. | true |
What's blue and white and can't climb trees? a fridge with a denim jacket on | true |
Last night i dreamt i was a muffler i woke up exhausted | true |
Donald trump keeps hiring people accused of plagiarism | false |
Why do you have to nuke siberia twice? the first one is just to break the ice. | true |
Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back | true |
Did you know helen keller had a swing set? she didn't know either | true |
Tinnitus experienced by 10% of americans, experts say | false |
What type of music do they play at chinese restaurants ? wok n' roll | true |
The life out loud: the importance of community | false |
If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the bench? | true |
If you think sex is just filling her hole then you're a civil engineer, not a lover | true |
Scott disick speaks out about split with kourtney kardashian | false |
K-y moisturizer recalled by fda: what you should know | false |
Do you know why native american sex is so hot? it's fucking in tents. | true |
Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. they're against the idea of cannibalism. | true |
How many girls does it take to change a light bulb? i don't know, you tell me. | true |
If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail. | true |
Why did the kid cross the playground? to get to the other slide. edit: spelling. | true |
Easy meditation techniques: a simple breath-counting exercise for stress relief (video) | false |
Doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew i look ugly in this one delete it take another | true |
What do we want?! follow-up questions! when do we want it? oh hell yeah that's the stuff | true |
I'm so ugly... i can't even turn on a lamp | true |
Chill champagne in minutes by simply adding salt to ice | false |
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