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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? the pizza in the oven doesn't scream. | true |
Inequality: government is a perp, not a bystander | false |
Girls with guns flood twitter as conservatives rally in support of paul ryan, constitution | false |
I think my coworkers are gay every time i walk by, they mumble what an ass | true |
Patriots owner hopes trump will retrieve super bowl ring from putin | false |
Court throws out some of former illinois gov. rod blagojevich's criminal charges | false |
Trump orders review of u.s. postal service after complaining that amazon was taking advantage | false |
Todd fisher shared a bittersweet tribute to carrie fisher hours before their mom's death | false |
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. i want to buy you dinner! | true |
There are three things verbose realtors should keep in mind... loquacion. loquacion. loquacion. | true |
I have the solution to the drought in california just let all the ladies hear my mixtape | true |
Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? they needed a developer. | true |
What do you call a racist police dog? a kkk-9 | true |
Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right. | true |
I like my eggs like the women i like whites only | true |
In england, bachelorette parties of a different stripe | false |
How do you kill 10 flies at once? slap an african child in the face. | true |
What is the best way to stop rape? consent | true |
Donald trump jr. sticks up for jeff sessions during his senate testimony | false |
Christmas in hawaii: 7 reasons it's santa's favorite | false |
Dear funny, i picked up the wrong sandwich at subway oops, wrong sub! | true |
How many kids does adrian peterson have? more than you can shake a stick at | true |
3 policy choices that would improve retirement prospects for women | false |
I exercise religiously. i was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop. | true |
Arab nations offer to conduct airstrikes against isis, u.s. officials say | false |
Why hillary is the right choice for iowans, and bernie isn't | false |
Shoutout to sidewalks! for keeping me off the streets... | true |
If you set sail from los angeles, ca to barrow, ak, what would your bering be? strait | true |
There is a drink called sandy it's a watered down manhattan. | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 14 | false |
I hate masseuses they're always talking behind my back | true |
Artist's portrayal of kim kardashian as a religious idol stirs controversy, obviously | false |
Carrie heads back to the middle east in new 'homeland' trailer | false |
Beijing's south china sea buildings could soon house missiles: u.s. officials | false |
'snl': seth meyers asks obama, 'what are you doing?' on 'weekend update' (video) | false |
Why do chickens cluck? ........ cause you can't say fuck with out a bottom lip. | true |
Jon snow is an idiot he should've just given their watch back when they asked. | true |
I hate when films say 'may' contain nudity? either it does or it doesn't. don't waste my time | true |
What did the chinese man say when asked what he wanted for dinner? bitch please. | true |
The 'mona lisa' just might be history's first 3d image, researchers claim | false |
Huffpollster: very few americans are satisfied with how things are going in the country | false |
Ranch goes with everything i whisper while placing a bottle of ranch in grandma's coffin | true |
11 dunkin' donuts offerings from around the world (photos) | false |
Who got next: creating pipelines for girls of color to be on the ballot | false |
What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm? a thundeer | true |
Oliver hudson reconnects with his estranged father after over a decade | false |
The proper way to shut down a grill | false |
Mom i forgot. am i special or unique? no son. you're retarded. | true |
Why is dj khaled's favorite number 11? cuz it has another 1 | true |
Trump complains about diplomacy in asia, but hasn't appointed an envoy to south korea | false |
Adam driver remembers his 'star wars' mom, carrie fisher | false |
Text response from a confused carcass: i decay. | true |
Hm, i wonder what mark zuckerberg’s up to on facebook right now | false |
Rnc plea to thank trump's ‘commitment to religious freedom' backfires | false |
Taylor swift shakes off copyright lawsuit over hit song | false |
James corden knows how to make donald trump face his own words | false |
Is feminism in danger from unconscious prejudice in politics? | false |
A litmus test for iran on the world stage: sports and air transport | false |
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride her! | true |
An infinite number of sean murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund. | true |
My name's stanley, but my friends call me stan... so no one calls me stan | true |
Why does helen keller only masterbate with one hand? she needs the other to moan. | true |
Drunk ron weasley wishing harry potter 'happy birthday' is pure magic | false |
I've been really impressed by igloos. they're all white houses. | true |
Disney world's fantasyland gets park's largest expansion ever (photos) | false |
They said i had a small penis, but they'll see. they'll all see! nevermind actually, that's illegal | true |
Yeah, gop can replace trump -- if he quits | false |
Why doesn't santa have kids? because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney | true |
Coastal republicans say states, not just trump, should get say on offshore drilling | false |
I'm not going to heaven because i'm afraid of heights. | true |
Democrats could take back the house. will they screw it up? | false |
This could be the biggest boost for work-life balance since … | false |
What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? treeson | true |
How do you keep a redditor wait i'll post the answer tomorrow | true |
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. bananas | true |
Huffpollster: why ted cruz could win a contested convention | false |
16 trends we're ready to say goodbye to in 2014 | false |
What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? a full set of teeth | true |
Listening to hurricane sandy: climate change is here | false |
8 classic tourist photos you just have to take | false |
I've been single so long i deserve a bachelors degree | true |
Why do black men wear baggy trousers? because their knee grows. | true |
If thom yorke and emily haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating? | true |
The stark difference between north and south korea in 10 stunning photos | false |
6 awesome color ideas for your home that you haven't tried before (photos) | false |
I hope i get a good grade on my kids science project this year. | true |
Report: secret service blundered after bullets hit white house in 2011 | false |
Professor who sold facebook data to cambridge analytica 'sincerely sorry' | false |
Awesome parents turn son's wheelchair into 'ghostbusters' vehicle | false |
Kenan thompson says he'll stay on 'snl' for 'as long as possible' | false |
Trump is racist, says head of group of the world's richest countries | false |
Hear about the kidnapping at school? don't worry he woke up | true |
Men are like bank accounts. without a lot of money they don't generate much interest. | true |
What killed the imgur front page? the grim reappost | true |
The coming democratic infighting over single-payer health care | false |
Yes, nate silver, you are a gay statistician | false |
Dr. gayle e. pitman talks children’s book addressing lgbt history (audio) | false |
What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with? legolas | true |
This soccer player got the most genius punishment for his sexist comment | false |
Where did noah keep his bees? in the ark-hives. | true |
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