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Fashion gif of the week: erdem resort 2013 models get animated | false |
Another mass shooting in america: this time my town, santa barbara | false |
Frog parking only. all others will be toad. | true |
Why did the geologist's wife leave him? he was getting physical (first joke hope you like it) | true |
What's better than winning gold at the paralympics? walking. | true |
Divorce study finds that a fifth of u.k. parents consider divorce after summer break | false |
Within 1 week, 4 black lesbians were murdered | false |
My hair's gone mad today if anyone needs a small furry animal smuggled anywhere. | true |
Art deco weekend miami is the bee's knees | false |
I hate using a plunger... they work the shit out of me. | true |
Dogs helped drive mammoths to their graves, new study suggests | false |
If you clone a twin... do you get triplets? | true |
24 men sucked off in magaluf. 11 f*cked in belo horizonte. | true |
What your star sign says about your mothering style | false |
Montana judge targeted for impeachment for 60-day incest rape sentence | false |
Archaeologists discover new possible link to anne frank | false |
Everything must go? you should have had that attitude before going out of business. | true |
Workers of the world unite behind loyalty day? | false |
I go for chubby girls because they can't run away | true |
‘snowball' debt method is fastest way to pay off your bills, research shows | false |
Kylie jenner pays homage to her famous lips ahead of vmas with bizarre instagram | false |
Samantha bee thinks ivanka trump will be the first female president | false |
'mad men' creator accused of sexual harassment by former assistant | false |
Me: wow i have to print this document right now printer: like, right right now? | true |
*sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva* | true |
Gay sex how much cum does a gay man have? a buttload. | true |
Why can't you play peek-a-boo with jesus? because he has holes in his hands | true |
How do you keep your kids from finding out that you're homeless? | false |
Human player finally beats google's alphago ai program at 'go' | false |
If i ever go to prison, i'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: butthole teeth. | true |
What is green and smells like paint?!? green paint. | true |
What do you call a pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? bin-der-done-dat | true |
Lady gaga, beyonce and 11 celebrities sporting extreme shoes (photos) | false |
I'm glad the dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment. | true |
A little adventure and a lot of grapefruit in the valley of the sun | false |
These two little kids are better at soccer than you are at anything | false |
Appeals court: teen immigrant can get abortion over trump administration objections | false |
Catchpole and rye's swarovski-encrusted bathtub can be all yours for $228,000 (photos) | false |
Laugh with the sinners, cry with the saints | false |
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? toss him some sort of flotation device | true |
Jeff denham midterm election results: gop congressman wins house race | false |
Q: how did the ghost patch his sheet? a: with a pumpkin patch. | true |
*popular kid is struggling in class *gets a tutor to help *kool-aid | true |
Miley cyrus announces 2014 tour on 'saturday night live' | false |
Experiencing the beyond: transcending, the fast track to fulfillment | false |
Macy's is starting black friday on thanksgiving for third consecutive year | false |
Disaster branding: the importance of naming climate disasters after trump | false |
Obama jumps into wisconsin senate race for russ feingold | false |
10 ways to start an affair during valentine's week | false |
Watch: tnt crew & gregg popovich pay tribute to sideline reporter | false |
Why does santa have an enormous sack? he only comes once a year. | true |
Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? because the parrots eat em' all. | true |
What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people abnormal | true |
Do you even choo choo? because you are a damn girl karma train | true |
Blackberry recipes that remind you why summer is the sweetest season | false |
Interior secretary failed to keep proper travel records, watchdog group says | false |
What did the eye say to the other eye? something smells between us. | true |
I started writting an autobiography but i gave up... story of my life. | true |
Slow day at the office? we've got the perfect cure | false |
My dad just asked me if nicki minaj is claymation. didn't have an answer. | true |
My favourite thing about pedophilia jokes... is that they never get old! | true |
The clinton campaign will fight you on twitter | false |
Eric frein's neighbors: 'we're prisoners in our own homes' | false |
It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt | true |
Have you heard of the gay irish couple? michael fitzpatrick and patrick fitzmichael | true |
Death, taxes and to-do lists: you can take the sting out of one of them | false |
What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business! (say with sass) | true |
7 lessons i've learned in my first year of recovery from anorexia | false |
*shakes the atm like it's a vending machine* | true |
Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them. | true |
What do neutrinos and i have in common? we're always penetrating your mom | true |
Nothing says i mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store. | true |
Sprout home inspiration of the week: gabion walls | false |
I like my women like i like my shirts with a deep v | true |
Tennessee lawmakers vote to ban abortion at 20 weeks | false |
Hints of hope emerge in deadly american bat plague | false |
What is brown and rhymes with snoop dr. dre | true |
Exxon, auditor must comply with new york climate fraud subpoena, court says | false |
What does a white girl with a lisp say? yaaathh | true |
Ted cruz-john kasich pact gets off to a bad start | false |
Two trans women from the bronx open up about their lives and communities | false |
They laughed when i said i wanted to be a comedian. well, no ones laughing now. | true |
What does an alabama prostitute give her family? a discount! | true |
'mind-reading' skills boosted by reading literature, study suggests | false |
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how many orchards does it take for a lawyer? | true |
Trump 'loved' his new communications director's feud with cnn | false |
The internet loves this 7-year-old talking about the robot she made | false |
Michigan is still fighting a court order to provide water to flint | false |
Buying guide: choose the best outdoor rug for your patio | false |
The groundhog in our town died on sunday. i can't imagine how long our winter will be now. | true |
Donald trump, republican front-runner, wins applause from code pink | false |
Pope: 'god is not afraid of new things' | false |
How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months | true |
I don't fuck my wife. i make fuck to her. | true |
Locally made and globally sourced, cienne found the perfect business model | false |
You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household. | true |
Joe biden apologizes for using term some deem offensive toward jews | false |
Why doesn't the easter bunny make noise when he has sex? because he has cottonballs | true |
How do you make hitler cry? easy just show him his gas bill. | true |
What's the difference between a pizza and an onion? no one cries when you cut up pizza. | true |
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