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Dna photo shows double helix for the first time (photos) | false |
What is the poo from a fish with no dad called? bassturd | true |
A diy 'girl' robot clock made from computer parts (photos) | false |
Rape isn't funny.. especially if you're being raped by dane cook. than its totally not funny. | true |
Have you ever had sex while camping? i hear it's fucking in tents. | true |
Find the best new beauty product for your zodiac sign | false |
I went to south africa to see lions and all anyone asked me about was ebola | false |
My gf could be a an nfl running back she will *not* go down. | true |
I sex you, but i'm not 'in sex' with you. | true |
I lost my new underwear... ...i only wore them briefly. | true |
What it’s really like to work in hollywood if you’re not a straight white man | false |
If we elect donald trump for president... there will be hell toupee | true |
5 nonsensical claims from donald trump's latest interview | false |
Why america, not donald trump, will win in the end | false |
Can you tell the difference between christian grey and a serial killer? | false |
Did you hear about lance armstrong having a threesome? he was killing two birds with one stone | true |
Kanye west's proposal to kim kardashian, as detailed by joe francis | false |
Donald trump implies he was right to imply that obama supports terrorists | false |
Tifu by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. man did he get pissed off. | true |
Staunch sisi supporter calls for opening of stadia and dialogue with ultras | false |
Nsfw how do you know your best friend is gay? his dick tastes like shit! | true |
This time, republicans are backing 9/11 health legislation | false |
At least six un peacekeepers wounded by roadside bomb in mali | false |
Kim jong-un has promised a new clear future for north korea. oops! spelt ***nuclear*** wrong. | true |
A painter searches for a more interconnected vision of humanity | false |
Anna dello russo for h&m debuts to little fanfare (photos) | false |
Why was the sea snail sad? because it was abalonely | true |
Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs i have open. | true |
Global rate of hiv infection, aids-related deaths dramatically reduced: un | false |
Boy with cystic fibrosis gets wish to be garbage man during 'best day ever' | false |
What's the similarity between a jew and a dog? they both hate the shower ^^^^seeyouinhell | true |
Try to find the 12 dots in this grid and you'll swear you're hallucinating | false |
So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate donald trump walk into a bar... | true |
I decided not to have any children. i kid you not. | true |
Former u.n. secretary general kofi annan says the war on drugs has failed | false |
Sex is not the answer... sex is the question. yes is the answer | true |
I burned my hawaiian pizza today... i shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature. | true |
'suicide squad' finally gets the brutally 'honest trailer' it deserves | false |
Q: what is the definition of gross ignorance? a: 144 blondes. | true |
Reese's and mounds ice cream eggs are an easter treat (photos) | false |
What do you call a chocolate cake?? a dindonuffin muffin | true |
What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? master bates | true |
Trump: political elite out, his business elite in | false |
Top five stories of the week on huffpost science, jan. 14-18 (video) | false |
Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches? he said uhh way too much. | true |
A beggar attacked me with a frying pan... ... he was arrested for panhandling. | true |
What does a german snake sound like? .... | true |
‘walking dead’ reportedly cancels comic-con press events following stuntman's death | false |
What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy | true |
Is this your first wedding as an officiant? 6 tips for how to hold people's attention | false |
Weight loss how can you help a fat person lose a quick 300 pounds? give them a gun | true |
Stephen colbert does some porn star math for michael cohen and donald trump | false |
The tapit cap kickstarter turns your beer growler into a keg (video) | false |
Will forte returns to 'snl' as greg stink alongside jason sudeikis' pete twinkle (video) | false |
'brain power' film and ted book parallel the mindful growth of a child's brain and the internet | false |
U.s. embassy in london, stiffed by real trump, gets visit from stiff trump | false |
Kirsten gillibrand explains how more women in congress could help everyone | false |
Supreme court declines to put gay marriage on hold in south carolina | false |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ten-tickles. ... i can't stop | true |
If it wasn't for rap i probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities | true |
Kudos to nph for keeping it brief. #oscars | true |
The first trailer for abc's menéndez brothers documentary treats murderers like rock stars | false |
Soldier subs in for flagpole that was knocked down on memorial day | false |
Baltimore driver playing ‘pokemon go’ crashes into police car | false |
Hedgehog makes perfect bowling ball, totally nails a strike | false |
Why did the guy from brooklyn cross the road? none of your f**king business. | true |
If i die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock dna. | true |
What's the donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? command alt right. | true |
(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight | true |
I proposed to my mexican girlfriend but she said... i wasn't the juan. | true |
Florence welch's statement-making maxi dress: look of the day | false |
What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same. | true |
Conservative media finally starting to realize that racism is a problem | false |
I told an ebola joke and only 50% died laughing. | true |
Do i agree that education is getting too expensive? to a degree, yes. | true |
How do people not know how to say their abc's backwards. it's 3 fucking letters. | true |
Interior secretary claims he's made no decision on bears ears. his comments raise some doubts. | false |
Emilia clarke should never try to imitate chewbacca ever again | false |
Diy nail art: surface of the sun-inspired manicure | false |
What's blue and sings alone? - dan ackroyd. | true |
Dear graduates, put your online superpowers to work | false |
I drank tequila in a cave... ...it was a shot in the dark | true |
What's bill cosby's favourite dessert? puddin. puddin his dick inside her | true |
After an nfl season defined by black protest, the super bowl sticks to sports | false |
Duke suspends grayson allen indefinitely for intentionally tripping opponent | false |
Who forgot his phone charger today? this gu | true |
X-51a waverider scramjet hits hypersonic speed of mach 5.1 in final test flight, air force says | false |
The snowflake's guide to staying sane in the age of you know who | false |
Kelly clarkson says she's shocked by weinstein allegations | false |
What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? anti-oppressants. | true |
I won't judge what you do with your privates, if you don't judge what i do with mine | false |
5 scientifically proven ways to make your gifts meaningful | false |
Here's channing tatum. in high school. wearing a thong. | false |
Why can't french people count to 5? because there's a **tree** in the way. | true |
New year's cocktails --the best on a budget | false |
'birdman' director alejandro g. iñárritu addresses immigration reform, donald trump in speech | false |
This sub should be referred to as geddit. | true |
What do we want! hearing aids! when do we want them! hearing aids! | true |
Diane keaton, jane fonda and candice bergen will play 'fifty shades of grey' obsessives | false |
Easy cooking tip: mise en place will keep you stress-free | false |
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