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Wedding ceremony: how do i choose a venue? | false |
'suits' creator pens heartfelt open letter about attending royal wedding | false |
*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like! | true |
*shows up to marathon with perfect hair* yeah i've been conditioning a lot for this race | true |
Apple loses patent lawsuit to university of wisconsin-madison | false |
Two fish are in a tank... one of them says hey, how do you drive this thing.. | true |
So my sister is pregnant with her first child. i'm so happy to finally be a father! | true |
France stadium attack survivor says phone saved his life | false |
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to taco bell they run for the border !! | true |
I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo) | true |
This quirky and adorable web series offers an honest look at queer life | false |
My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches. | true |
You'd think strip poker would be more fun but grandpa is horrible at cards. | true |
I was desperate, i *needed* a recipe for indian bread! but i found naan... | true |
My gps sighs and rolls its eyes every time it says recalculating. | true |
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. | true |
My ex-wife and i broke up over religious differences. i was agnostic and she was satan. | true |
My girlfriend is now mad at me because i didn't know why she was mad at me. | true |
Spoiler alert: in the season finale of game of thrones, you die. | true |
What is donald trump's idea of an employee discount? waived fees at a slave auction. | true |
Yo mama so fat... you have to yell omnikin before you kick her. | true |
Vine's leansquad stops by to play with huffpost 6x60 | false |
Coworker: hey, how's it go- me: i'll take the stairs. | true |
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. | true |
I came very close to death last night. i had a wank in a graveyard. | true |
All the ways trump amped up his immigration crackdown this week | false |
A day of being 'stuck' (and how to deal!) | false |
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. if life gives you melons... you might have sex daily! | true |
You know why paedophiles don't play skyrim? no lollygagging. | true |
The senate's biggest climate change denier endorses marco rubio for president | false |
'flappy bird' creator taking app down: 'i cannot take this' | false |
Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: now is the time | false |
Nicolas cage on 'the wicker man': 'it is absurd ... and i so love it' | false |
How do you use calculus in real life? you integrate it | true |
Vox's ezra klein breaks down why donald trump jr.'s emails matter | false |
Telling women that men find curves attractive is not the way to solve body issues | false |
Like if you've already broke one of your new year's resolutions. | true |
What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show? moshed potatoes. | true |
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? send him to polytechnic ! | true |
I like my beers like i like my lumber; 2 by 4:00 | true |
Jean paul gaultier undressed: lessons from the designer's childhood | false |
Nra finds unlikely ally in fight over ivory bans | false |
Deadvlei is the most beautiful 'dead' place you will ever see | false |
Jennifer aniston sports major cleavage with justin theroux at lacma gala (photos) | false |
What's the difference between a park bench and a writer? a park bench can support a family. | true |
Hundreds of angry protesters slam devin nunes in california | false |
Why we're saying 'no thanks' to diet soda | false |
What do you call a constipated german? farfrompoopin. | true |
What do you call a drunk elf? legless | true |
Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? he was expecting showers. | true |
If you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness. | true |
How did gertie gorilla make the 'playboy' calendar? she was 'miss ape-ril!' | true |
How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog? when it's pure bread. | true |
Must parties confirm that they are open to settlement for mediation to be effective? | false |
So i went to an ethiopian restaurant last week... and i am still waiting for the food. | true |
Sean penn sues 'empire' creator lee daniels for claiming the actor hits women | false |
It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man it just seems longer | true |
Only in america ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. | true |
Hillary clinton reportedly kept an adviser accused of sexual harassment on the payroll | false |
What's the secret to a great joke the timing. the timeing. | true |
Palacio de sal, salar de uyuni hotel, built entirely of salt (photos, video) | false |
Blended family friday: meet jen and ryan's family | false |
Why christ, mao and the buddha are making a comeback in china | false |
What do a democratic asian and a gay guy have in common? they both love an erection | true |
23 things that feel better than a facebook 'like' | false |
White house counsel knew about rob porter accusations for a year: report | false |
Robin and batman robin: knock knock batman:who's there? robin:not your parents! | true |
What gave the blonde a stomach ache? nivea milk. | true |
I'm crap at telling jokes. i keep on punching up the fuck lines. | true |
I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell. | true |
Traveling alone: 10 relaxing solo vacations for new divorcees | false |
Obama's marine monuments are good, but ignore important coastal seas | false |
Cool dad david beckham hangs out with 'frozen' royalty | false |
Aaron carter is 'looking forward to the future' after coming out as bisexual | false |
Watch: airline exec builds observation tower treehouse as tiny home in redwoods | false |
Was nor'easter nemo an omen? cold day in hell yesterday. tomorrow, zombies. | true |
My wife thinks i'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk, but i'll show her! | true |
Just ate about 3 pounds of eggplant parm. time to fuck. | true |
What was santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days | true |
What do you call a duck on a rampage? amok | true |
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette what does he put on his head? steer phones! | true |
Queen elizabeth says wearing a crown has one significant downside | false |
Dad doesn't need words to show what parenting is really like | false |
Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? nobody saw it coming. | true |
Bernie sanders: no regrets defending hillary clinton on emails | false |
Watch janelle monae give the prince tribute we've been waiting for | false |
Knock, knock 2: who's there? 1: europe. 2: europe who? 1: no ur a poo | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 8 | false |
The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'nothing' reversed is 'gnihton' which also means nothing | true |
Corey morgan charged in killing of 9-year-old tyshawn lee | false |
Chain of thought - citrus blueberry thyme cake | false |
Toddler gets why we need planned parenthood better than some adults | false |
Have you tried that new cocktail called hurricane sandy? it's just a watered down manhattan. | true |
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? the alphabat. | true |
Not to brag: not to brag, but i own the world's largest collection of air guitars. | true |
Espn's sam ponder: it shouldn't be this hard to respect women | false |
The trouble in tampa bay - nfl - espn | false |
Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? it was plane to sea. | true |
Based on her color and size snookie would make a great buoy. | true |
Not all netflix workers will get 'unlimited' parental leave | false |
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