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Why do people like office parties and this joke? the punch line. | true |
Cute kid note of the day: if the shoe fits... | false |
What did 0 say to 1? you're turning me on! | true |
Comey offered republicans only the coldest of comfort | false |
A bird lands on bernie sanders’ podium, and a disney princess meme takes flight | false |
Relationships are a lot like algebra have you ever looked at your x and wondered y? | true |
Jennifer lopez dances to 'least danceable' songs on 'the tonight show' | false |
Who stole the golden necklace? was it a high elf, a nord or a khajiit? the khajiit. | true |
A look back at 6 seasons of perfect 'girls' quotes | false |
Those you are here maps at bus stops are very simple in detroit. they all just say fucked. | true |
Ke$ha's 'warrior,' wiz khalifa's 'o.n.i.f.c,' 'deadfall' reviews and more: the week in ouch | false |
My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so i stopped going to doctors. | true |
What do you call dora the explorer in an iron man suit? fedora i'll see myself out. | true |
He who stands on a toilet is high on pot. | true |
How the discussion of ebola is spreading online | false |
There are more white voters than people think. that’s good news for trump. | false |
Canada got rid of the penny. it makes no cents. | true |
What did m. night shyamalan say about a duck's penis? what a twist. | true |
New york to investigate insurance bias against gay men after bombshell news report | false |
Why are circles so knowledgeable? because they have three hundred and sixty degrees. | true |
Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning? | true |
Where do year 1 guardians buy their clothes? twilight gap *badum tsss* | true |
How do you get a nun pregnant? by having sex with her | true |
Queer “baby steps”: two wannabe dads, one taiwanese mom-in-law, weak sperm, and pampers | false |
Don't pretend you don't find this banned grey poupon ad funny | false |
What did the o say to the q? dude, your dick's hanging out. | true |
Kate bosworth frolics on the moon for vanessa bruno spring/summer 2012 (video) | false |
Turkey rounds up plot suspects after thwarting coup against erdogan | false |
Christians and muslims should embrace the jihad of jesus | false |
I'm scared of the toilet that's where shit goes down | true |
A week after maria, many americans still haven't heard from loved ones in puerto rico | false |
How to fall down stairs: step 1 step 5 step 8, 9, 10 | true |
How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? we're on our sixth. | true |
Donald trump isn't slowing down, he's staffing up | false |
I watched a tv show about beavers today... best dam program i've ever seen! | true |
What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? twix. | true |
I poured my root beer... ... into a square cup, now i'm left with only beer. | true |
Icymi: gender bias, sleep justice and iceland's genetic experiment | false |
The best way to respond when a girl asks you if she's fat is to fake a seizure. | true |
28 of the most powerful pieces of writing by women in 2017 | false |
The senate wants to let the fbi see your browser history. this democrat is trying to stop it. | false |
Tackle tb to reduce maternal deaths: no time for complacency | false |
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snowballs. | true |
What's the hardest part about roller blading? telling your parents you're gay. | true |
Starbucks can't be racist. almost every drink they serve is black or mixed. | true |
Alabama carries out first execution in two years | false |
How to teach men of color: four critical conditions | false |
Did russell crow feel bad after he ate his wife? nah! he was gladiator! | true |
What do you tell someone who doesn't like depeche mode? enjoy the silence. | true |
Having an end-of-life conversation in the midst of life part 2: sit down, take action | false |
Lego wedding: couple chooses favorite childhood toy as nuptial theme (photos) | false |
What do you call a poor italian community? a spaghetto. | true |
Jessica alba, michelle williams, kate bosworth choose erdem | false |
How my friends would want me to remember them on memorial day | false |
How does a blonde turn a light on after sex? she opens the car door. | true |
Bryan cranston’s character revealed in new ‘power rangers’ trailer | false |
68 hours in haiti, part 5: the miracle | false |
Huffpost hill - sobbing paul ryan, whey protein caked around his mouth, mulls lobbying gig | false |
Jimmy fallon & channing tatum's trash talk rules late night | false |
No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. who is she? op's mom | true |
Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk? you'd see them coming. | true |
Black and brown families united in the era of political dysfunction | false |
Why is a t-rex so angry? he can't masturbate. | true |
What do you call an anti-diuretic wine? penot more | true |
Trump nominee once said transgender children show that 'satan's plan is working' | false |
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's a little meteor. | true |
Why you should always buy the men's version of almost anything | false |
I just got an email offering free bible verses. you know, because who can afford bible verses? | true |
What's sean connery's favorite sport and when does he play it? tennish | true |
New york attorney general orders trump foundation to halt activity | false |
A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is... don't put that on facebook! | true |
Gerard butler in 'olympus has fallen': cast in new action film | false |
My wife gets scared easily... she's got no balls. | true |
Why did timmy fall off his bike? because bill threw a mattress at him. | true |
Key gop senator will oppose donald trump's arms deal with saudi arabia | false |
One of my patients took me to sioux city now iowa defense attorney a lot of money. | true |
Kevin mccarthy: the problem with washington is harry reid, not obama | false |
I'm thankful for the buffalo soldiers who fought tirelessly for our chicken wings. | true |
This guy just nailed the heartbreaking truth about depression | false |
Stunning new time lapse video shows the sun up close and hot | false |
Pennsylvania gop moves to impeach supreme court democrats for gerrymandering ruling | false |
My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one. | true |
Bernie sanders pulls closer to hillary clinton in new presidential poll | false |
My mistress bought me a neck clampotron xxx 5 years ago, and i've never looked back since! | true |
This game can make people less prejudiced. here's how. | false |
Did you hear about the guy that used ivory butt plugs? he suffered from elephant-tight-ass. | true |
Internet explorer is the best browser... to download another browser. | true |
Rules for being a good neighbor: 1. mind your own goddamn business 2. don't forget rule number one. | true |
Kerry washington's elle cover has finally arrived! (photos) | false |
Trump's talk of syria humanitarian concern rings hollow | false |
This little girl's hilarious message to santa is peak sibling rivalry | false |
Sibling rivalry: did mommy always love your sibling more? | false |
What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? beat it, we're closed. | true |
Aluminum foil can replace scouring pads, funnels and 4 other household products | false |
Select ymcas offering free child care on election day | false |
Brazilian tennis player pulls racist eye gesture at line judge in japan | false |
5 faith facts about scott walker: son of a preacher man | false |
What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night? | true |
I just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ | true |
I walked into a room full of people masturbating they looked surprised when i didn't stop | true |
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