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I play with my hair a lot because i don't have testicles. | true |
30 things travelers must see and do before they're 30 | false |
What's the russian president's favorite song? putin on the ritz! i'll be here all week guys. | true |
Roy moore is not innocent until proven guilty | false |
I like my women how i like my coffee... without a penis! | true |
Most teens and adults respond appropriately to compliments, survey finds | false |
Do you have to be unhappy now if you want to be successful later? | false |
What's monica lewinskys favorite time of day eight o'cock | true |
6 tips to keep in mind when talking to someone who stutters | false |
'batman v superman' performed well and yet terribly at the weekend box office | false |
We'd dress like these ladies everyday if we could | false |
They call me the cat whisperer, cause i know exactly what the pussy needs. | true |
If women are so equal to men... how come they can't oppress an entire gender? | true |
Watch a flamethrower in slow motion because, duh | false |
Inside trump tower, home to 2016's troubling, unprecedented campaign | false |
What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? thanks for sediments | true |
Taste test: 5 best instant mac and cheeses | false |
Obamacare enrollments exceed 6 million, outpacing last year's sign-ups | false |
The problem majoring in electrical engineering... is keeping up with current events. | true |
Trees are really rude they're always throwing shade! | true |
My one-sided love affair with madonna is over (photos) | false |
'let's make a deal' host monty hall dies at 96 | false |
The only reason i'm on linkedin is to find employed dates for the weekends. | true |
San diego museum exhibit defaced with anti-immigrant messages | false |
John kerry says u.s. is 'at war' with isis | false |
I tried to play water polo once but my horse drowned. :( | true |
South african teen finds debris that may belong to flight mh370 | false |
Why were the people in twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane | true |
7 reminders that you're capable of lighting up the world | false |
The 6 worst things brides post on facebook | false |
What does a mexican motorcycle sound like? cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto | true |
Amsterdam airbnb host accused of pushing south african down stairs is arrested | false |
People are like onions... i always cry when i cut them up. | true |
How i talk dating and swap stories with my newly divorced mom | false |
Samantha bee urges nra members to join scientology instead | false |
Pocket warmers that make an easy and inexpensive stocking stuffer | false |
Ta-nehisi coates tears into john kelly's 'creationist theorizing' on civil war | false |
If homosexuals come out of the closet, do necrophiliacs come out of the casket? | true |
Divorce and the new year: 5 resolutions that will make your 2014 better than ever! | false |
Jeremy corbyn is following bernie sanders' campaign with 'great interest' | false |
Lady gaga announces her new single, 'perfect illusion,' will be out in september | false |
Youtubers come together to celebrate their queerness and pride | false |
Ben carson calls transgender military members a distraction | false |
How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? who cares? | true |
I can see 4 years into the future! you can say i have 2020 vision | true |
I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings | true |
Nancy reagan didn't have to die... but she said no to drugs. | true |
Bob corker says assad was 'wise' to kill 1,200 with chemical weapons | false |
Meet paddles, the most powerful cat in new zealand | false |
Q: why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? a: he has got no beef. | true |
A new study has found staying calm isn't necessarily the best way | false |
Whats long, green, and smells like pork? kermit's finger. | true |
Ever heard of the band called 1023 megabites? of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet. | true |
Where does a martian go for a drink? a mars bar | true |
I met a girl with twelve nipples... sounds funny, dozen tit. | true |
Slow down from the fast pace of life: what can we gain from getting less done? | false |
What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? flop-flops | true |
What did one pee drinker say when he surprised the other pee drinker? urine for a treat! | true |
Gop congressman says his medical background qualifies him to deny climate change | false |
12 grooming rules for the office all working women should know | false |
If you're a mayan, i don't even know how you show your fucking face in 2013. | true |
I almost got raped in jail i think my family takes monopoly way too seriously | true |
Kerrice lewis, lesbian woman shot and burned alive in washington, d.c. | false |
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? cause it runs in your jeans. | true |
What's the name of the best brewer in the world? bock goodale | true |
What do you call a black man flying a plane a pilot, what're you racist? | true |
My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is hugh grant falls in love with someone for no reason. | true |
Religious group loses bid to bar trans students from school bathrooms | false |
Why was the ant so confused? all of if its uncles are aunts! | true |
Get up, stand up: celebrating world ip day | false |
I hate reality shows. like this one, for instance, called the news. | true |
What did the magician say when he took some adderall? hocus focus | true |
Just updated my facebook status from single to in a trinity. #wayoverdue | true |
How do you get down off a horse? you don't, you get down off a duck. | true |
Gas is under $2 a gallon and suge just killed a guy... looks like the '90's are back!! | true |
My friend asked me what's worse, ignorance or apathy? i replied, i don't know and i don't care. | true |
Whats orange and black and hates lasagna? a picky eater wearing a garfield costume. | true |
Do you want to hear a word i just made up? plagiarism | true |
I have a midget friend... he's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. i call him little seizures. | true |
There are 10 types of people in the world... those that understand binary...and those that don't. | true |
Bmw ceo harald krueger collapses during event at frankfurt auto show | false |
Tahini recipes: it's for more than just hummus (photos) | false |
Kenny g and lyndie benson-gorelick divorcing: twitter reacts | false |
What's the difference between a violin and a viola? the viola takes longer to burn. | true |
Q: why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? a: to avoid car-pool tunnel! | true |
The 7 germiest items you probably touch every single day | false |
It ain't necessarily so: how bulletproof is your bubble of beliefs? | false |
Pennsylvania supreme court strikes down state's congressional map, saying it illegally benefits gop | false |
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb? you can un-screw the light-bulb | true |
What's brown and runs around your garden? your fence. | true |
Where do boats go when they're sick? the doc | true |
Can you even work your smartphone? in what capacity? | true |
Why don't women tip bartenders? they don't give a tip because they take the tip. | true |
Spoof craigslist ad seeks lawyer for donald trump, and it's hilarious | false |
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? he's all right now. | true |
3 tips for dealing with an unreasonable ex | false |
What do you call an egoistical sea animal? selfish | true |
What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? hey man urine | true |
Why we should tell the truth (even when it's risky) | false |
What do you call a plan to exterminate hipsters? the vinyl solution. | true |
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