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Nato’s uneasy new reality: could it still stop russia? | false |
We don't lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are. | true |
Akon to debut new albums on his own 'stadium' app | false |
5 ways to make your home more interesting for almost nothing | false |
Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on. | true |
This t-shirt will let you 'see' inside the human body | false |
How many communists does is take to screw in a light bulb? all of them. | true |
Live today like it's your last. pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't. | true |
From scrunchies to shoulder pads, paula abdul is forever our girl | false |
If you open pandora's box you better at least buy her dinner. | true |
What do you call a mexican detective? sherlock, homes | true |
My wife just found out i replaced the bed with a trampoline she hit the fucking roof | true |
Why are trumpets more expensive than clarinets? brass tax | true |
Sister mary francis won the contest but i was runner-up... technically, i'm second to nun. | true |
How do you piss off /r/jokes? jokes: son-of-a-b***h | true |
In an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever | true |
Patrick cullen of cattaraugus, new york, is the nicest banker in america | false |
Betsy devos visits public school, insists school choice can work in rural areas | false |
These moms made a hilarious trap song tribute to cookie lyon | false |
Syria says mass grave found in palmyra after recapture from isis | false |
Tifu by eating my boss's sandwich oops wrong sub. | true |
Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny. | true |
What makes stevie wonder? what everything looks like. | true |
I may have alzheimer's, but at least i don't have alzheimer's! | true |
What did the optometrist give helium? a pair of noble glasses | true |
Shock therapy can 'erase' bad memories, brain researchers show | false |
Aaron sorkin partly blames media for 'the interview' being pulled | false |
*squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* fitness. | true |
Anita ekberg, 'la dolce vita' actress, looks pretty as a picture (photo) | false |
One killed and another wounded at texas southern university shooting | false |
What do you call a horse who likes crackers? seatriscuit | true |
What's it like paying a dude for sex? it's a pain in the ass. | true |
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? because he was outstanding in his field | true |
Yikes. don't google cream pies, google cream pie recipes | true |
How do you find the fastest man in africa? roll a penny down a hill. | true |
Yes, you can lose weight eating nothing but mcdonald's, but that's not the point | false |
Being #openlysecular is the first step to eliminating the stigma | false |
The bastille topples while a servant girl lusts for the queen | false |
10 years after financial crisis, our elites have learned nothing | false |
Jk rowling had a brilliant response to fan who said she 'can't see' dumbledore being gay | false |
Don't buy your rich friends a tablet for christmas | false |
I have a bad ping. it might be terminal. | true |
I used to work in mysterious ways. now i just don't work. | true |
She survived a gun to her head. now she wants to keep them out of abusers' hands. | false |
But really ... how are the olympics still even happening? | false |
What happens when animals of different species mate? (video) | false |
What is the difference between santa claus and the jews? the jews go up the chimney. | true |
What comes at the end of every ray rice joke? the punchline | true |
Rachel zoe cancels fashion show to stay home with new baby | false |
If at first you don't succeed try try a gun | true |
Kfc's fried chicken-scented sunscreen will keep your skin from getting crispy | false |
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? this one will sleigh you ! | true |
I don't know who won the debate tonight but i do know who lost... the american people :( | true |
So i peed on my phone last night man was i pissed. | true |
What kind of tea isn't fake? a property | true |
Jeb bush tax returns reveal almost nothing about his wall street connections | false |
I'm a kleptomaniac it's ok though, i'm taking something for it | true |
What goes clop clop clop bang bang clop clop? an amish drive-by shooting | true |
Motion to rename diarrhea craps lock. i am very proud of the person i have become. | true |
Why do dogs run in circles? because it's harder to run in squares. | true |
Eating, drinking and playing in san francisco (photos) | false |
I look fat. can you give me a compliment? you have perfect eyesight. | true |
Woman kicked out of chick-fil-a for breastfeeding fights back | false |
Dave chappelle isn't laughing in town hall on police violence | false |
What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? unreali-stick | true |
Autocorrect just changed 'so thirsty' to 'sloth irate' and i'm slowly getting angry about it. | true |
'morning joe' gangs up on ari fleischer over iran deal: 'you're much smarter than this' | false |
What do you call the side door of a brothel in westeros? hodor | true |
What do you call and irish person who stays outside all night? paddy o'furniture | true |
Anti-abortion group can't release more sting videos, court says | false |
How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb? | true |
I just bought a 3d kindle. or a book as it is more commonly known. | true |
A pretty, impractical way to organize your bookshelf | false |
Me: i like you. date: i like you, too. me: well this just got boring. | true |
'tourette's quest' developer lars doucet creates game to explain tourette's syndrome | false |
What do you get when you clone a cyborg? a cyclone. | true |
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? fore! | true |
15 things rihanna can teach any woman about being glamorous | false |
What disease do you get when you have sex with harry potter? hogwarts. | true |
Public enemy's made in america performance brings 'real hip hop heads' to philadelphia | false |
I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. but then it grew on me... | true |
What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch! | true |
What do you call a promiscuous egg? humped-me dumped-me | true |
Cressida bonas' books hint she's launching a princess-friendly career (photos) | false |
Republicans still don’t know much about steve bannon | false |
Rival soccer fans react to blasts postponing game in truly heartwarming way | false |
It's ok if you don't like my personality,,, i've got others. | true |
If your cat is your child, i bet its grandparents are sad | true |
Peter hoffman photos show what happens when you set an oily negative on fire (photos) | false |
Day 14 of 29: secrets to the map of a women's heart | false |
Breakup advice: 9 things to do when you just plain old miss him | false |
Why did ea cross the road? buy the season pass today to find out! | true |
I love it! my girlfriend is so deep.... they'll never find her body. | true |
What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? a refuse sack. | true |
Actor gilles marini on swimming with sharks, frostbite and opening a dive bar | false |
I used to be schizophrenic. but we are ok now. | true |
11 funky thanksgiving events that totally beat grandmother's house | false |
Have your yaasss at the ready for demi lovato covering adele in concert | false |
See the adirondacks like your grandaddy did (with better food and bedding) | false |
Thousands attend orlando vigil to prove that love wins | false |
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