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2 men walk into a bar one says ouch! | true |
Ricky martin responds to death hoax in the best way possible | false |
I think i might have a shower. *checks* yes, i have a shower. | true |
Mcdonald's denies claims that employees are taught to under-fill your fries | false |
If two vegans have an argument... is it still considered beef? | true |
Helicopter with 13 people crashes off norway's coast | false |
10 free printable decorations to make oscar night shine | false |
Airline electronics ban probably based on legitimate threats, experts say | false |
Dave reichert midterm election results: reichert defeats democrat jason ritchie | false |
What do rappers like on their burritos? waka flakamole i'll show myself out | true |
How does a jew make a cup of tea? hebrews it | true |
Doctors online etiquette: physicians urged to pause before they post, text or e-mail | false |
Taking action against trafficking and modern day slavery | false |
Two peanuts are hanging out with the wrong crowd... one was assaulted! | true |
Guess who i ran into when i went to get my glasses. everybody | true |
25 european travel ideas for summer 2012 (photos) | false |
What does bill cosby and a ninja have in common? you don't see either one coming. | true |
I love cooking with wine sometimes i even put it in the food. | true |
Impact doesn't need to be not-for-profit: how to set up a social business for success | false |
New polls in ohio and florida offer worrying results for hillary clinton | false |
2016 presidential candidates use pre-announcement phase to push fundraising limits | false |
Trump promises to help chinese company that violated u.s. sanctions on iran | false |
How much is a $1,000,000 bill worth? nothing! you can't use it anywhere! | true |
7 smart solutions for a healthier memorial day bbq | false |
When your girl doesn't like what she sees in the mirror | false |
Where's the best place to hide money from a mexican? under a bar of soap. | true |
2% of japanese have cataracts... the rest drive toyota and nissan. | true |
Todd williamson creates a zone of tranquility at the rymer gallery | false |
It's not that trump is a traitor. he's an alternative patriot. | true |
Age is a state of mind: i choose happiness | false |
Skydivers perfectly land slip 'n slide from 5,000 feet | false |
This is why i drink. - me, doing anything sober. | true |
Marc jacobs' 'disconnect' trailer reminds us his movie career is still happening (video) | false |
Paramount pictures park in england could rival disneyland paris | false |
How does a psychiatrist like his sausages? freud | true |
Carnival cruise lines and why third party travel insurance pays | false |
'defenders' costume designer explains eerie inspiration for the hand | false |
I hav cat-like reflexes prove it *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat | true |
Want to know why everyone loves time warner cable? the loading times are out of this world. | true |
10 innovative writers who are shaking up the book world | false |
The best and worst paying cities for women | false |
Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? cause they don't have balls to scratch | true |
Life is like a penis soft and free flowing. it's the women that make it hard. | true |
Q: what do the republicans have that bill clinton wishes he had? a: a mandate to govern. | true |
Cowboys' greg hardy suspension reduced from 10 to 4 games | false |
What are the unspoken rules of sign language? all of them | true |
Watch a shirtless mitt romney box evander holyfield for charity | false |
Finding kind: a film and campaign that asks girls to be a little kinder | false |
If i jack off in a plane does it count as highjacking? | true |
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair. | true |
Hillary clinton is promising tough love to openly hostile coal country | false |
Brothers who lost parents in tsunami are now supporting orphans in need | false |
Brain-machine spelling device could help the paralyzed communicate | false |
Steve king defends his white nationalism tweet by saying he wants u.s. to be ‘so homogenous’ | false |
Lesson for the kochs: credibility is everything, and you've got none | false |
What do they say about podiatrists? it's a really big feet to become one. ^hehehehehe | true |
Cooking off the cuff: stop! don't grate that parmesan | false |
New 'guardians of the galaxy vol. 2' trailer offers glimpse of villain ayesha | false |
2 years after paris, we have work to do in the fight against climate change | false |
Is your work draining you or feeding you? take the test | false |
Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation. | true |
Divorce movie: 'what maisie knew' stars julianne moore and alexander skarsgard | false |
Us dietary guidelines: historic battle for people and planet | false |
Why paul ryan is so desperate to vote on obamacare repeal quickly | false |
School counselor's family 'will never get over' her murder | false |
Did you hear? about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?... | true |
What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? snow balls | true |
Five breathtaking lake hikes near salt lake city | false |
Which dog is always without a tail? a hot dog. | true |
Susan rice: i didn't do anything 'untoward' with intelligence | false |
Opening a gym... gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. i'll call it jehovah's fitness | true |
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? crumbs! | true |
My girl friend said to me sex is better on daytime... that wasn't a very nice idea... | true |
Step 1: stay up late step 2: get up early step 3: hate the earth | true |
They've been together for 28 years! deez nuts | true |
I was people would stop asking where i see myself in 5 years... i don't have 2020 vision | true |
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream. | true |
What's the difference between an irish funeral and an irish wedding? one less drunk | true |
The future of magazine media -- 10 ideas that could rock our world | false |
If emblem were a bad employee... would you fire emblem? | true |
Monster-making as a hobby by frank n. stine | true |
The longer a facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger i become. | true |
They finally created a generic viagra. micoxaphlopin is the next big thing. | true |
Police sgt. scott lunger shot and killed during traffic stop in california | false |
I shot my first turkey today! but i scared the hell out of everyone in the meat section. | true |
This ceo hopes her story can change silicon valley's culture of sexual harassment | false |
This one time in 1993, brett favre sent an alpha-numeric representation of his penis to my beeper. | true |
The most memorable looks from the 2016 mtv vmas red carpet | false |
What do you call a tall buffalo? buffahigh | true |
Is there a big difference between alan and robin thicke or is it just a blurred line? | true |
Greece resoundingly rejects austerity in referendum on bailout deal | false |
*knock knock* who's there? to. to who? to *whom*. | true |
Lawmakers call for investigation into doj's continued crackdown on medical marijuana | false |
What do the post office and a shoe store have in common? thousands of brown loafers | true |
Trump asked comey when feds would say he wasn't under investigation | false |
Congressman calls for georgia official to resign after racist post | false |
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? it's a dead letter day. | true |
I had a joke about erectile dysfunction... but i knew you guys wouldn't be up for it. | true |
Giuliana, bill rancic share the secret to their reality tv marriage (video) | false |
14 totally overrated things we couldn't wait to do as little girls | false |
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