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'orange is the new black' star samira wiley gets engaged to her girlfriend | false |
My favorite part of zumba is mortgaging my house to pay the chiropractor. | true |
Why does airplane food taste so bad? turns out, it's all your fault | false |
Heard about the fruit that became a president? he got impeached. | true |
King: you like this? wendy: i'm loving it! *the burger king stops* king: what did you just say? | true |
To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon. | true |
Eer booze and fun!' 'sign seen in a bar: those drinking to forget please pay in advance. | true |
I'm not racist. i have several friends who are black... for halloween. | true |
Donald trump attacks gm over chevy cruze production, threatens tax | false |
Justice department investigating toxic tap water in flint | false |
Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. i read that somewhere. | true |
17 fantastically fun shirts for girls who love stem | false |
Don’t ask britney spears about her first vmas performance because she doesn’t remember it | false |
What do you call a musician with a college degree? night manager at mcdonalds. | true |
Samantha bee compares cnn to a 's**tty boyfriend' | false |
I tried to take photos at a strip club everyone turned out to be over-exposed. | true |
What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? a czech republic | true |
Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? it is natural selection... | true |
I was going to view the front page but i had already reddit | true |
Have you guys ever tried somali food ? neither have they | true |
For sale: parachute. only used once, never opened. | true |
Cnn just aired the most insane reaction to the catcalling viral video | false |
Methotrexate shortage: what happens when we run out of a key cancer drug for kids? | false |
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women. | true |
The romans have much to teach us about the costs of empire | false |
Black man killed by california cop dreamt of opening family restaurant | false |
Last night my friend gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... i can't believe gaviscon. | true |
These candles let you worship at the altar of pop culture royalty | false |
Man who survived bear attack gets bitten by a shark | false |
I eat slowly, so i can't ever live in moscow. everyone's russian there. | true |
An irish joke an irishman walks out of a bar. | true |
Php dating advice i had a date() with php and i had to mktime() for it. | true |
The incredible story of trans showgirl, musician and legend calpernia addams | false |
Batman obsessively searches the freezer and alfred says what are you looking for!? just-ice! | true |
Backless dresses that defy that bridesmaid gown stereotype | false |
What do you call a muslim woman without a burka? dead. | true |
Tmz head honcho harvey levin gets surprisingly candid about his sexuality | false |
Camper: there's a leak over my bunk! counselor: don't complain. it only leaks when it rains. | true |
I call my penis my aircraft carrier because there are always seamen in it. | true |
I lost my mood ring... and i'm not sure how i should feel about it. | true |
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. | true |
Trending led: switch out your incandescent and cfls to led light bulbs | false |
Caning of gay men in aceh: not necessarily the exception to indonesian rule | false |
Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! aww my timmy, you're not in school yet. | true |
A conspiracy theory about a stoneman douglas student reaches no. 1 on youtube | false |
Naked man sleeps and drinks whiskey on subway (nsfw) | false |
Why the u.s. olympic gymnasts aren't getting a wheaties box | false |
Single working women's day: 5 celebs who got back to work after divorce | false |
What your kid really needs to learn in kindergarten | false |
I'll tell you a joke about sodium. na. how about one about potassium? k. | true |
Why'd the mexican push his wife off a cliff? tequila. | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee scolding and all over my legs | true |
The most corrupt countries in the world: 24/7 wall st. | false |
The only thing i miss about being a teenager is being able to legally punch other teenagers. | true |
A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? are you joaquin? | true |
The spring jackets and coats you should buy right now | false |
What do you get when you put human dna into a donkey? north west. | true |
What do you call a prostitutes first day on the job? a grand opening | true |
Are you sure we haven't met before? because i feel like i hate you from somewhere. | true |
Russian ultra-nationalist says vote trump or risk nuclear war | false |
Suntan bed dangers: the 'stupid light' is on | false |
So a guy walks into a punchline... the punchline-tender says, why the dumb joke? | true |
Argentina detects signals believed to be from missing submarine | false |
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? frost bite ! | true |
Inside 5 of the world's most expensive hotels | false |
Drinking can kill you -- especially if you're a woman! | false |
Animal photos of the week: german shepherd puppy sees snow for the first time | false |
How to alleviate stress during the government shutdown | false |
If i wanted to kill myself i'd climb your ego and jump to your iq. | true |
Extra, extra! how to get your face on screen | false |
Watch vin diesel say 'i am groot' in different languages | false |
Someone accused the mona lisa of killing a man. but i think she's been framed | true |
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes literally | true |
60 women over 60 look back at their first jobs | false |
New year's eve party hats to add some fun to your big bash | false |
What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? justin time. | true |
Knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn | true |
Lawmakers look to curb foreign influence in state elections | false |
What kind of overalls does mario wear? denimdenimdenim | true |
5 reasons getting in shape is easier than you think | false |
American light beers are like having sex on a canoe... its fucking close to water | true |
The global burden of disease and 'big science' | false |
Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot! | true |
Kate middleton pregnant: confirmed by buckingham palace (live blog) | false |
Texas massacre suspect had previous domestic violence arrest | false |
Guess what i got asked at the hairdresser's earlier. fucking everything. | true |
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? smack a monster. | true |
Decision making at warp speed - may be warped | false |
Q: what is the best recording of the walton viola concerto? a: music minus one. | true |
Tackling one of the biggest threats to our children: suicide | false |
Milky way wedding photo: newlyweds kiss under the stars in amazing shot (photo) | false |
Afghan students who studied abroad are hit with reverse culture shock | false |
My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... now i know how canada feels | true |
Q: what's small red and goes up and down? a: a tomato in an elevator. | true |
I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. their job is a lot of fucking work. | true |
My wife doesn't like communism jokes. i capitalize on'em. | true |
I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on september 11 (9/11) | true |
Born before women could vote, now she's voting for a woman president | false |
Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie. | true |
Trump was reportedly upset reince priebus didn't fight back against anthony scaramucci | false |
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