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Aids killed my mother's generation, but my children can be aids-free | false |
Tween expert says 'no' to cell phones, make-up and dating | false |
Eric trump actually complained about mean people on twitter | false |
127 million? how are there 127 million subscribers when the reddit population is way less???? | true |
Buzz aldrin dances with john travolta, shows off some out-of-this world moves | false |
What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? it's the sea section. | true |
For a 100 bucks an hour we'll blame your mother. | true |
Michael b. jordan sets fire to first 'fahrenheit 451' trailer | false |
Sheamoisture hold & shine moisture mist refreshes your curls without adding frizz | false |
Why are all comic book readers drug addicts? they just can't resist the heroine. | true |
I removed my windshield wipers and now i don't get parking tickets. suck it. | true |
Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? because 0 1 2 | true |
I was going to post a joke on reddot but then i git high | true |
Teacher: can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? pupil: me ! | true |
How do you know you're getting old? when you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm. | true |
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. | true |
Why this woman made a feminist comedy about bulimia | false |
Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan? you fly a plane into the wtc | true |
Parenting after divorce: how to co-parent more peacefully, according to our readers | false |
Up or down: the great hair debate (photos) | false |
You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute. | true |
What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? you can't top a good pizza joke. | true |
Monk's meats: a vegetarian butcher makes a case for wheat meat | false |
Texas moves to block medicaid funding for planned parenthood | false |
Your election day selfie is probably making you happier (seriously) | false |
How will video games fare in the age of trump? | false |
What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? he nuts and bolts. | true |
5 unexpected sources of gluten that aren't food | false |
I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts. | true |
What do german kids play on the playground? guten tag! | true |
Finally getting around to shaving my legs, blow drying them kept taking to long. | true |
So jack helps you off the horse. will you help jack off the horse? | true |
Funny knock knock jokes to use during sex. keep it going. knock knock... whos there?... sperm! :d | true |
Jonathan adler and simon doonan's shelter island home is as vibrant as they are (video, photo) | false |
Why the most conservative democrat in the senate voted against this trump cabinet pick | false |
Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting. | true |
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? the wheelchair. | true |
What i've said most in 2016 table for 1 please | true |
Why can't irishmen be lawyers? they can never get past the bar. | true |
Vice media votes to unionize as trend in digital media continues | false |
What do driving testers and vegetarians have in common? they are both very pedantic | true |
What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? dark humor | true |
Dogs at weddings: cute photos of dog wedding guests (photos) | false |
13 year-old 'troubled' child sleeps in basement; family sleeps upstairs behind locked doors | false |
Companies may ignore domestic abuse prevention out of fear of being viewed as 'anti-male' | false |
Progress on nobody's timeline but yours: corinn's #launchlikeaboss story | false |
Kesha urges those battling an eating disorder to get help in psa | false |
How do you tell if water is true or false? bring it to a bool. | true |
Why did the turkey cross the road? to prove he wasn't a chicken. | true |
...you can also say 'representative' at any ti-- representative!! | true |
Demi lovato's leather outfit is making us hot just looking at it (photos) | false |
Demi lovato calls out lady gaga's sxsw performance as 'glamorizing' eating disorders | false |
A guy walks into a bar. .. he's in critical condition. | true |
When oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. i told her to stop crying her heart out. | true |
Why do blonds love door knobs because every body gets a turn | true |
Sean spicer calls video of passenger being dragged off united flight 'troubling' | false |
Adorable young fan cries tears of joy over patriots tickets | false |
A memo to the next secretary of state | false |
In soviet russia, tired joke format tweets you. | true |
Cruz lays into rubio in final days of iowa | false |
Get your first look at the queens competing on 'rupaul's drag race all stars' season 3 | false |
James comey fires back at trump, vowing to reveal who's 'honorable' — and who isn't | false |
How much does a corpse weigh? a skele-ton | true |
Knock knock.... whose there? jesus jesus who? behold i stand at the door and knock.... | true |
What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? a mathador. | true |
Cubs fan recovering from school beating gets support from first baseman | false |
I am not a prostitute. i’m a female solo traveler! | false |
Cows are pretty nice to us considering that we eat them | true |
Why i'm single: tweeters explain why they're not in relationships | false |
Refuse to be silenced by trump budget insults | false |
How many south american people does it take to screw in a light bulb? a brazilian | true |
What are golfers afraid of? the bogey monster | true |
Sally yates was fired for deeming trump’s travel ban unlawful. she doesn’t regret it. | false |
Pope francis shares rare english-language greeting ahead of u.s. visit | false |
Winter is coming, but so is 'game of thrones' wine | false |
20 lgbtq filipino americans to celebrate during pride month | false |
How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? namaste home tonight. | true |
My internet bride got delivered today.. she's the wifi always dreamed of. | true |
Black friday crowds thin after u.s. stores open on thanksgiving | false |
My mother says i look just like an animal when i'm in the bath - a little bear. | true |
There's nothing louder than the end of cycle signal on a dryer. | true |
5 good reasons to spend saturday night at home | false |
Ted cruz is fine with holding scotus seat open for clinton or trump to fill | false |
Spending time or spending money - the secret decoded | false |
Talking about me behind my back? good. my ass likes attention. | true |
I fucking hate cheap 1 ply toilet paper.... it's just so shitty | true |
Julia roberts' oscar dress 2014 is peplum perfection (photos) | false |
Alan cumming: trump allows people to espouse views they'd otherwise be 'ashamed' to have | false |
7-year-old girl with autism turned away by mall santa because of her service dog | false |
What happens if an elephant comes through your letterbox? swim for it. | true |
Are you a can of mountain dew? cause i'd mountain dew you. | true |
Let's emotionally damage each other and call it love. | true |
I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle | true |
Donald trump ordered federal agencies to tally up how much aid the u.s. gives mexico | false |
Amazon prime costume sparks scary good halloween photoshop battle | false |
Oh, it's your birthday month? that's nice, grown adult. i hope you don't survive it. | true |
John galliano's fashion fail has the designer ducking for cover (photo) | false |
Craft of the day: share your favorite instagram photos with this easy diy | false |
20 years ago my parents had a traffic accident... and that was the day i was born | true |
The 'mother buffer' app will text mom back so you don't have to | false |
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