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Nyc crime hits historic low, defying dire predictions about end of stop and frisk | false |
How to be cool: a) use the cool sunglasses emoticon b) | true |
What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes? crude oil. | true |
Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? no but i heard that the reception was great. | true |
Tony hawk and birdhouse team honor lives of woman's drowned sons at pitcher memorial skatepark | false |
Traumatic brain injury linked with emotional issues in teens | false |
There are two reasons i would never drink from a toilet number 1, and number 2 | true |
There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss. | true |
Women in business q&a: shelly fisher, president and ceo, hope paige medical id marketplace | false |
Insider trading scandal rocks multimillion dollar fantasy sports industry | false |
Ed hardy designer christian audigier dead at 57 | false |
Game of thrones locations: beautiful spots from the hbo hit series | false |
According to my nike fitness app, i watched tv for 6 miles this week. | true |
What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? religion. | true |
Turns out you can do a living room makeover for under $500 (video) | false |
I'd rather break your headboard than your heart. | true |
J.k. rowling, 'harry potter' author, not going into space with virgin galactic | false |
What does the son of god do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? jesus | true |
Gay apps must act to stop entrapment around the world | false |
What's a sicilian terrorists favorite treat? italian isis' | true |
What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air? radiohead. | true |
Lawmakers are not happy that donald trump attacked john lewis | false |
Gop leader tries to use alexandria shooting as fundraising opportunity | false |
Nba reporter who asked draymond green question about floods fired | false |
I just met the girl of my dreams she flew into class naked and her teeth fell out. | true |
How many people in brazil shave? a brazilian. | true |
Breastfeeding safely: boosting supply in a time of demand | false |
What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan? i'm floored! | true |
2012 black friday tips: shoppers revise strategies as stores open earlier than ever | false |
Rudy giuliani wanted to move on from the trump tape. chuck todd wouldn't let him. | false |
The turkey takes his mask off it's edward snowden obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now | true |
Philando castile paid for students' lunches. now a new fund carries on his legacy. | false |
More american women expect to have children in the future | false |
'the sims' now allows players to choose any gender expression they want | false |
My first fashion's night out experience was a huge surprise | false |
My girlfriend and i are quite similar they're both imaginary | true |
They should give the girls who don't get a rose on the bachelor a cat. | true |
Q: what kind of cards do donkeys send out near christmas? ... a: mule-tide greetings. | true |
How to keep calm and carry on when you feel ignored | false |
15 confessions parents wouldn't dare say to their playgroups | false |
Where does geography and geography meet? the bermuda triangle. | true |
Senate votes near unanimously for russia, iran sanctions | false |
Shake what your momma gave you. *shakes unemployed brother* | true |
British defense secretary michael fallon resigns following allegations of harassment | false |
24-year-old fighting drug addiction confronts her dad for 'enabling her' | false |
How do you make a little girl cry twice? you wipe your dick on her teddy bear after! | true |
Salma hayek gets restraining order against women accused of impersonating her | false |
I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. cause that's how i roll. | true |
Dad illustrates the ups and downs of parenting in hilarious cartoons | false |
Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet. | true |
Watch kit harington literally get shocked while answering 'game of thrones' questions | false |
Unreal eats: guess what's in your holiday drinks | false |
Italians and spaniards are so used to catholic child abuse... ... that they call the pope daddy | true |
Poll shows trump's popularity is slipping in rural america | false |
What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? look mom, an angel! | true |
You shouldn't eat xmas decorations you will get tinselitis | true |
7 daytime habits that are sabotaging your sleep | false |
How can you call it love when you're crying more than smiling. | true |
How do you read the gospel according to shrek? open your bible to psalm body once told me | true |
What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a) | true |
So stephen hawking walks into a bar... just kidding. | true |
House freedom caucus leader says obamacare repeal effort not over yet | false |
How would jesus vote? the new testament of the rnc | false |
What scratches the window before it explodes? a baby in a microwave | true |
Why is adam known as the first accountant? he turned a leaf and made an entry. | true |
Who had the best dinner with megyn kelly after the fox republican debate? dracula. | true |
You can raise secure kids even in this financially insecure time | false |
What does donald trump call his penis? little marco | true |
What do you call two gay irishmen? gerald fitzpatrick and patrick fitzgerald. | true |
Fbi director continues blaming 'viral videos' for murder spike in some cities | false |
Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? the dime had more cents. | true |
How do you piss off a bunch of people on the internet even worse? | true |
The chicken's egg never hatched... it was a bad yoke. | true |
It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. they truly have no dick. | true |
Covergirl paula patton's perfect pink lipstick, invisible hairline trick and other beauty secrets | false |
Police: where were you between 5 and 6? me: kindergarten | true |
J.k. simmons channels 'whiplash,' yells at 'snl' cast in drum-off | false |
This guy wondered if he could take a boxer's punch. now he knows. | false |
I wish lap dance minutes felt like treadmill minutes. | true |
Award-winning photos show just how breathtaking biology can be | false |
Colin kaepernick has actually been protesting the police for weeks | false |
I'm getting my hacked gtav account back! said no one | true |
Franklin graham is still the worst thing to happen to god in a while | false |
Do you know what this room needs? at least four paintings of lighthouses! white people | true |
What will it take to reunite nirvana? two more bullets. | true |
The last person you would ever hear say hey gang is someone in an actual gang | true |
Catherine zeta-jones sizzles in sexy black dress on 'tonight show' (photos) | false |
Why are black people so tall? cuz their knee grows. | true |
God walks into a bar... and no one could believe it | true |
Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^i'm^sorry^... | true |
What has 7 letters and makes only redditers mad? | true |
How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? ask if her hair is an extensive property | true |
Down with name calling: what my daughter and our nation's first child can teach us | false |
Jessica simpson rocks a cut-out swimsuit on a yacht | false |
What is the average lifespan of an owl? a little over 6 books. | true |
Fascinating photos of abandoned olympic sites around the world | false |
What bible verse keeps every student going? lunch 11:35. | true |
What is a sloth's favorite breakfast food? slothages. | true |
Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? they were trying to keep their german market. | true |
Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? because the state abolished plant parenthood | true |
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