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What do you call a nazi's concealed weapon? auschwitz blade! | true |
What do you do to a dead scientist? you barium | true |
Celebrities join women's marches around the world in solidarity | false |
Study: teens taking steps to avoid identity theft | false |
Arab, turkish, and iranian opinions on regional conflicts | false |
Even beyoncé has to deal with customs regulations | false |
Britons express serious #regrexit as reality of brexit becomes clear | false |
Why did adele cross the road? to say hello from the other side. ::mic drop:::: | true |
Trump debate flap throws republican party into deeper chaos | false |
I met a girl who was into leather and bondage. she tied me up and stole my wallet. | true |
Back to school: your first assignment is getting more sleep | false |
Most americans think donald trump shouldn't have to sell his companies to be president | false |
Amb. ford: give syrian insurgents manpads to shoot down iranian planes | false |
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? a fair cop. | true |
Let's not wait another year: together we can move millions from hunger to hope | false |
A guy says to a poor kid... speak like you eat! and the poor kid stop talking. | true |
Fox news reports that president obama rapped his oath in arabic while cutting the head off a goat. | true |
How do you suffocate a redneck? tape his mouth shut. | true |
Maintaining world class integrity in a nonprofit boardroom: guides for action | false |
I can give out my number and i bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry. | true |
What's the difference between trump and clinton? 62 electoral votes | true |
Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day. | true |
Social inclusion and marriage rights: two cheers for marriage equality | false |
Ted cruz accidentally punches and elbows his wife in the face after dropping out | false |
Have you heard? have you heard of the arkadian genocide? exactly. | true |
That sunken nazi submarine they just found is a lot like my girlfriend dead and full of seamen | true |
Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? so they can see what's coming. | true |
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? i.c. ! | true |
Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines? until your mom got on one. | true |
Excited to pick up anxiety birds tomorrow. it's like angry birds, but jewish. | true |
New feature exclusive to 2015/16 chevy trucks magnetic bumber; recover the parts as they fall off. | true |
New york times dedicates 2-page spread to the people and things trump's insulted | false |
Alcoholism doesn't run in my family. it walks. you spill less beer that way. | true |
The ultimate politician fail compilation will make you thankful you're not in office | false |
I like my jokes how i like my women reposted and reused. | true |
Getting my cat to lol is a lot harder than it looks on the internet. | true |
Someone made a song about pokeballs it was pretty catchy | true |
I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... repeated daily | true |
Haunting short film explores a queer woman's quest for identity | false |
My tacos are ready. please check my instagram to see 16 photos of them. | true |
A semi-exclusive interview with an oregon occupier on a horse | false |
Roberto venegas fernandez, inmate, brutally killed cell mate to stay in prison: cops | false |
It might be a handjob for her... but it's a career for me. | true |
What do terrorists eat? allah snack bar. they say its the bomb! | true |
Gwen stefani rocked the sheer trend back in the '90s (photo) | false |
Police officer: do you speak english? jose: yes. police officer: where are you from? jose: yes | true |
There is a special place in hell for people who stop at yellow lights. | true |
Where would you find an egyptian psychopathic swimmer? in denial. | true |
I'll chat, and i'll chit chat, but i'll never just chit. | true |
Sweet dreams: best credit cards for hotel rewards | false |
My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine that calculating bitch. | true |
Gov. larry hogan receives blessings from pope francis on behalf of all cancer patients | false |
This is how many perfect brackets are left | false |
31 tremendous, classy, very terrific portraits of donald trump | false |
Expert: u.s. ebola case may be wake-up call americans need | false |
A member of isis is having a bad day... it's having a crisis | true |
What d (dimension) should marilyn monroe's movies always be shown in ? blon-d | true |
I was gonna make a joke about mohommad but you have to draw the line somewhere. | true |
I like my men like i like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements | true |
Teddy geiger makes first public appearance since coming out as transgender | false |
Will smith comments on the 'systemic racism' in america | false |
'star wars' fans start a tradition that will help bullied kids gain confidence | false |
The slaughter continues: 176 civilians killed by police so far in 2015 | false |
Jews who left the ultra-orthodox world find support in one another | false |
What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's finger | true |
Where did little lisa go after she got hit by a truck? everywhere. | true |
Who knows about marijuana's health risks? marijuana users | false |
Hot on pinterest: turning popsicle sticks into keepsake bracelets | false |
I like to be frank and earnest with women. in brooklyn, i'm frank and in chicago i'm ernest. | true |
Friend: omg, your parents are so nice! ... you: it's because you`re here.. | true |
4 ways millennial women can boost their careers in 2016 | false |
How a classmate's scheduling conflict paved the way for sandra fluke | false |
I asked my dad if we could get any pets... he said pets are just a step backwards. | true |
Daniel donovan, prosecutor who failed to indict eric garner's killer, running for congress | false |
Why north carolina's unprecedented exemption is wrong for america | false |
Prehistoric puppy could provide clues about canine evolution | false |
What do parsley and pubes have in common? you push them out of the way and keep eating. | true |
How is 2+2=5 like your left foot? it's not right. | true |
Queen latifah won't discuss sexuality, personal life on new talk show | false |
Two jews walk into a bank the bartender says shit, i'm in the wrong joke | true |
30 beet dishes that'll convince you to try a new recipe | false |
Here's why you should never drive with balloons tied to your car | false |
I'm unpredictable. like a dad on a field trip. | true |
6 tips for coping with a debilitating disease | false |
Victoria jackson's anti-gay views spoofed by julie brown | false |
My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith... ...every time i yell he makes a bolt for the door! | true |
How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowplow? give her a shovel | true |
I tried online dating and no one messaged me back | false |
I was once told there was nothing positive about the bubonic plague i think malthus would disagree. | true |
Nothing today can match the vintage glamour of christian dior | false |
What kind of car does god drive? a christler | true |
I had three girlfriends once and that was the worst recess ever. | true |
Why some women are giving up tampons for good | false |
What's the most powerful part of a french tank reverse gear | true |
Why did bill cosby go to the gynecologist? he heard they carried rape kits. | true |
Why did the blind woman fall down the well? because she couldn't see that well. | true |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? the bucket. | true |
What do godot and my wife have in common? both are french. | true |
Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a six offender | true |
Motivational penguin will support all of your hopes and dreams (gif) | false |
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