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What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969 | true |
Suki waterhouse, bradley cooper's rumored girlfriend, covers tatler (photo) | false |
What do we want? time travel! when do we want it? irrelevant. | true |
What do you call an angle that is cute ? acute angle. | true |
When you think about it, mariah carey and drew carey don't even look like sister and brother. | true |
Donald trump has not convinced america there's a war on christmas | false |
Gwyneth paltrow at met gala 2012: little dress, a lot of side boob (photos, poll) | false |
How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? he's still there. | true |
23 gifts and cards for moms who are magical | false |
Lifestyle intervention beats diet for weight loss: 6 simple changes to make today | false |
Cut salt, add potassium, live longer, researchers say | false |
No fitness gear? exercise swaps for similar results | false |
Nathan lane claims harvey weinstein attacked him at hillary clinton's birthday | false |
Roger goodell 'open to changing' his disciplinary role after 'deflategate' | false |
Ohhhh, beyoncé is an alien. now everything makes sense! | false |
Fcc chair ajit pai jokes in video about being a 'verizon puppet' | false |
What do you get when you put a roofie in lemonade? lemonlaid. | true |
Non-discrimination: a 'big honking lawsuit' to advance integrative medicine and health? | false |
Beauty street style: ilara karakas, advertising associate, uses baby bar soap as face wash | false |
Chuck norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees...... celsius. | true |
Rumor has it that 2014 will finally be the year of the 'iwatch' | false |
Working title for the new tyler perry movie? alex crossdresser | true |
Terrorists are so slutty they'll blow on the first date | true |
'they were rooting for us, and we won.' overcoming abuse and homelessness | false |
What runs well and efficiently except when you need it to? the seattle seahawks | true |
How do you celebrate an ethiopian child's first birthday? by laying flowers on their grave. | true |
Kesha opens up about 'f***ing horrible' lawsuit with dr. luke during post-dnc concert | false |
I like to believe in solipsism... ...but other people prove me wrong. | true |
What do you call a man with a penis in the middle of his face? fuck nose. | true |
What do you call a pickle on sale? a sweet dill. | true |
There was a groping incident at work. i apologized but they fired me anyways. | true |
Using a smaller bowl could curb kids' overeating | false |
Scientists hit breakthrough in quest to transplant pig organs into humans | false |
Taxi driver with knife in his head walks into hospital | false |
What it's like to be suddenly poor and homeless at 70 | false |
What does an apple watch do when it gets hungry? it goes back four seconds. | true |
I got breast removal surgery... sorry i had to get that of my chest | true |
I bought some bose stocks today. it was a sound investment. | true |
A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. oh shit says the car | true |
Black voters may carry kay hagan to victory in november | false |
The pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys. | true |
Special counsel taps doj heavyweight for trump-russia probe | false |
The troubling persistence of the hatred of black people | false |
Why can't horses fix merry go rounds? they'd be terrified | true |
Last time i was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head. | true |
Why did princess leia cry at the end of return of the jedi? her father just died. | true |
What we know about obama's and romney's tax proposals | false |
George r.r. martin drops major clue about new 'game of thrones' show | false |
Helpful weight loss tip: don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit. | true |
Jordan peele's barack obama impression is now drunk and angry at donald trump | false |
What do you get when you cross a jew with two planks of wood? christianity | true |
Why did i cross the road? because your mom was on the other side.. | true |
Deion sanders jr.'s meeting with lil wayne being investigated by smu | false |
I deleted all the german contacts out of my phone... now its hans free | true |
Crochet bags that aren't just for hipsters (photos) | false |
Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? to the dock | true |
Donald trump has a new book coming out the art of the feel | true |
I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. so glad i found y'all. | true |
‘the bachelorette’ season 13 premiere: here to make friends podcast | false |
Kohl's american idol line marries fashion & music (photos) | false |
Mindfulness could improve college students' testing ability, study finds | false |
Breaking news: video has been arrested today & charged with the 1st degree murder of radio star. | true |
I just want to thank you for explaining that geico ad to me. it means a great deal. | true |
Your five best moves before you decide to divorce | false |
I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men. | true |
Scissor sisters and mndr release tribute song for pulse massacre victims | false |
Mr. belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? deflated. | true |
Why don't they sell gpss in italy? because all the roads lead to rome. | true |
Celebrities react to bastille day attack with powerful pleas to stop the killing | false |
My poor dog hates going to the vet. but he just won't die. | true |
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. | true |
Democrats will insist on 60 votes for trump's high court nominee | false |
Why does starbux call it an oprah chai? does it taste like gayle? | true |
What's snoop dogg's favorite time of day? high noon. | true |
Protesters swarm nyc over eric garner death for second night | false |
What would dr. king think about america today? | false |
The awakening of sandy: will power truly be restored? | false |
So i opened an egg today and something came out. that's the yolk. | true |
10 free printable cards and stationery sets that rival anything you'd find at a boutique (photos) | false |
A dung beetle walks into a bar.... the bartender asks,what's with the round faeces? | true |
7 tips for finding the perfect wedding dress | false |
The best of summer 2014: 'dawn of the planet of the apes' | false |
What is the opposite of prostitute? constitute, of course | true |
Hillary clinton is a mid-summer wedding's dream in kitten heels and a caftan | false |
Jimmy kimmel knows who's really replacing bill o'reilly | false |
I'd like to go to holland some day... wooden shoe? | true |
I've just made an abortion. i'm not kidding. | true |
What do you call really clear urine? 1080p | true |
An elephant never forgets.. so my dick remembers everything. credit goes to childish gambino. | true |
Baby's birth on a rescue boat in the mediterranean a symbol of hope for refugees, migrants | false |
What do you call an elephant on drugs? tranquilized. | true |
When does a college's obligation to its students end? | false |
Did you know willie nelson just died? he was playing on the road again. | true |
Why did north korea lose internet? because they switched to comcast. | true |
The funniest tweets from people in the fashion world this week | false |
The video that was a dagger to a working mom's heart | false |
Mourning mothers, white flowers and steep steps to justice: a lament | false |
Sinn fein: brexit referendum results intensifies the case for united ireland vote | false |
What's blue and not very heavy? light blue. | true |
Obama's local hawaii vacation: what we wish he'd do | false |
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