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Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? um looks to me to be backstroke sir | true |
Katie couric responds to controversy over invasive question about transgender guest | false |
You know youre getting old when santa starts looking younger. | true |
What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? a freudian sleep. | true |
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? gifted! | true |
How was copper wire invented? two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously | true |
Why did donald duck break up with daisy duck? turns out she was a quack whore. | true |
A news report says hackers stole $1 billion dollars from banks around the world. and several pens. | true |
Channing tatum and beyoncé will lip sync battle on 'lip sync battle' | false |
British astronaut is sorry for dialing wrong number from space | false |
Male fashion advice reddit community gives us hope | false |
Countdown to the first anniversary of my husband's death | false |
Googamooga sneak peek: joseph leonard's fried chicken sandwich | false |
Potato salad recipes you'll never get sick of | false |
October 15, final tax deadline is drawing near | false |
The 10 best beers you've probably never heard of | false |
I am a damn good electrician otherwise i would be dead | true |
My girlfriends dad asked me what i do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer | true |
Wanna hear a word i made up? plagiarism | true |
No regrets for not investigating trump's sham university after donations, florida ag says | false |
Florida man's dopey meth lab joke gets him banned from disney parks | false |
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? fang mail. | true |
Whiteness is always protected, even at its worst | false |
Eli lilly lymphoma drug, enzastaurin, fails in late-stage trial | false |
An elephant never forgets my dick remembers everything. | true |
The 3 biggest kitchen trends of 2014 might surprise you (photos) | false |
Court ruling throws a wrench in nsa reform negotiations | false |
Here's how -- and why -- jeb bush's campaign is spinning wednesday's debate | false |
If you leave without a reason, don't bother coming back with an excuse. | true |
10 children's books that teach the unique importance of nonconformity | false |
Hillary clinton, donald trump chase last-minute support on eve of the election | false |
What did the morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? brigham young | true |
You know, i really liked the rule of nero. rome was pretty lit at the time. | true |
Why was the mercedes benz on sales? because they've removed 6 rows of yellow led strips... | true |
8 signs that you may have found 'the one' | false |
Oh tuesday. you are the director's cut of monday. | true |
What do you call a custard when it goes bad? off-pudding. | true |
Why mothers struggling with depression should seek help | false |
Cooking with smoked salmon: not just bagel with lox | false |
Compliance jobs see major salary hikes as tough bank regulations boost demand | false |
I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you. -- no squirrel ever. | true |
Mexico warns its people about 'new reality' in the united states | false |
Which spice, according to jamaicans, is definitely going to hell? the cinnamon! | true |
Wyoming governor takes major stand against modern science | false |
Lady gaga talks about her weed habit: 'i was smoking 15 joints a day' | false |
Public art project is giving away 4,000 free copies of 'handmaid's tale' | false |
House committee votes to allow illegal loggers to pillage world's forests | false |
Me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: i have a boyfriend. | true |
Are we prepared for president obama's free community colleges? | false |
Don lemon on sean spicer: everyone 'is dumber for having listened to that' | false |
Not just a book: legacies, a guide for young black women in planning their future | false |
Does the 2013 us childhood vaccine schedule really recommend 27 shots before 2 years of age? | false |
Does hair grow faster in the summer? a pro gives us the real answer | false |
Why are white prisoners so scary? because you know they did it. | true |
I don't often tell sailor jokes but when i do they are usually salty. | true |
Where do muslims go after they die? everywhere. | true |
Humans may be an endangered species, celebrated naturalist says | false |
Colleges are reporting more sexual assaults, and that's a great sign | false |
What is the difference between peanut butter and jam? i can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. | true |
After 15 whitewashed years, abc casts a black 'bachelorette' | false |
9-hour rainbow shines its way into the record books | false |
Before mcdonald's i bet don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown was a pretty hard and fast rule | true |
I hate math.. i'll give you a number of reasons why! | true |
Android may have a big problem in europe | false |
I'm always sad when i see a homeless person or someone with a blackberry. | true |
Abraxane: breast and lung cancer drug almost improves pancreatic cancer survival | false |
An optimistic donut sees the cop as half full. | true |
Dinosaur wedding photo: the story behind the viral shot (video) | false |
Victoria beckham wears flats... and the world doesn't stop turning (photos) | false |
What was whitney houston's favorite type of coordination? hand eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye. | true |
Ellen von unwerth's 'miami vixens' takes joe fresh to dangerous places (exclusive video) | false |
Anita hill calls for probe into new groping allegations against clarence thomas | false |
Watch this 11-year-old latino muslim stand up to trump’s hateful rhetoric | false |
Jonathan adler junior line now offers gender-neutral stuffed animals (photos) | false |
A gang of nefarious thieves walk into a bar. ouch, they said. | true |
As shutdown looms, push to link planned parenthood with spending fight gains steam in house | false |
7 santa letters from kids that prove it's the most whimsical time of the year | false |
How to build the perfect burger: a graphical depiction of acceptable toppings | false |
Hear about the new gay sitcom? leave it, it's beaver. | true |
My life get it, cause my life is a joke! *badum tisss* | true |
Ozzy osbourne divorce? a look back at his and sharon's three-decade-long marriage | false |
How do astronauts plan a party? they planet. (plan-et) | true |
What's the difference between mighty no. 9 and a gay guy? the gay guy eventually comes out | true |
What is jet lag? circadian rhythm can explain cause & cure (video) | false |
Selfish, lazy, compassionate, happy... who are we if we love ourselves? | false |
Jesus walked on water? big deal. i can too. let's see him walk on vodka | true |
Did you hear about the crazy mexican train thief? he had loco motives. | true |
What good mothers do: 6 essential habits for self-care | false |
Iman shares touching quote hours before news of david bowie's death | false |
What does a penis and an ego have in common? all men have one! | true |
10 innocent hand gestures you should never use abroad | false |
The thing about the holocaust is... it was the experience of a lifetime. | true |
What do you call star wars spoilers? *wookie*leaks. | true |
Naughty lego elf leaks santa's secret list in snowden parody | false |
What's the most common allergy among gay men? heeeeeeyyyy fever. | true |
Two pretzels.. two pretzels went walking down the street, one was assaulted | true |
I thought it was frat tuesday! now what am i supposed to do with all these popped collars? | true |
How pregnant women can minimize job-searching discrimination (study) | false |
Tomi lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled | true |
Inside charles koch’s $200 million quest for a ‘republic of science’ | false |
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