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Isis is on the run in mosul, a campaign trump called 'a total disaster' | false |
How do you give a catholic priest a circumcision? kick the altar boy in the chin. | true |
Q: what do you call an 800 pound gorilla? a: anything he wants to be called. | true |
Missouri democrats filibuster for 39 hours to stop anti-gay 'religious freedom' bill | false |
Homer simpson busts putin voting for trump at the polls in new clip | false |
Why is reddit called reddit because everyone keeps reposting the same stuff. | true |
Kendall jenner strips down in easter photo (nsfw) | false |
I like my coffee like i like my minorities... ... i don't. | true |
Louis c.k. wants you to know that dancing is a 'terrible' career choice | false |
Simone biles even wins when she's in a post-surgery stupor | false |
Brie larson addresses sexual harassment allegations at cinefamily | false |
Errors have been made. others will be blamed. | true |
3 white extremists charged with attempted homicide following richard spencer speech | false |
On my birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car but they missed. | true |
Man kills waffle house worker over smoking ban, cops say | false |
Oxfam: 42 billionaires hold as much wealth as world's poorest 3.7 billion | false |
Whoever stole my microsoft office, i'm coming after you... you have my word | true |
Lawmaker rants against accepting refugees: ‘they only want the free stuff from america’ | false |
I can't follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows they are way over my head | true |
What do you call chinese jewelry? bling blong | true |
My mom called me a son of a bitch today i told her i agree. | true |
How to make sure your divorce lawyer does not screw up your retirement benefits | false |
Kentucky lt. governor bashing the study of history (updated april 9) | false |
Me: ur driving me crazy crazy: nah, i'm too drunk | true |
Ace your wedding vows in 7 easy steps | false |
Civil rights groups sue to block indiana from using unreliable process to purge voter rolls | false |
How hurricane katrina saved some of new orleans' most historic art from obscurity | false |
Justin bieber look-alike toby sheldon found dead in motel room | false |
Garlic bread recipes you never knew you needed | false |
After dark: meet nyc's acid betty, artist and nightlife personality | false |
I made a song about a tortilla actually it's more of a wrap. | true |
I had sex last night. man i hate prison | true |
Few people talk about hitler's other known book about war games, mein sweeper. | true |
My wife said she'll leave me if i don't overcome my poker addiction but i think she's bluffing | true |
Tuesday's morning email: trump doubles down on criticism of london mayor | false |
A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, sorry, we don't serve food in here. | true |
Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in france | true |
Online dating: lessons learned and why love it naughty has nothing on me | false |
Lisa rau and robert cannon: planning a 'super happy funtime robotland' wedding | false |
What kind of trees watch kids in mexico? baby cedar | true |
Richie incognito, miami dolphins reach agreement on suspension, salary: report | false |
What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? a baby excavator. | true |
Accused sexual harasser blake farenthold wants you to forget he owes you $84,000 | false |
Hey 'snl,' zach braff really wants to play stephen miller | false |
International pisa tests show how evidence-based policy can go wrong | false |
What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? subway: east flesh! | true |
Laurie hernandez breaks down on 'dancing with the stars' in wake of grandmother’s death | false |
Chuck norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey. | true |
Chuck norris graduated summa cum laude at harvard after only 1 class. | true |
How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked? he fainted after the punch line. | true |
What does rihanna think of chris brown? beats me | true |
Why are there no cats in germany? because they have nein lives. | true |
Remember how shocking it was when ellen came out on tv? look how far we've come since then. | false |
Schumer: trump should nominate someone else if dems won't confirm gorsuch | false |
5 years after miller v. alabama, looking to the states for justice | false |
Uma thurman speaks out about her 'new look' | false |
How do you get 30 drunk canadians out of the pool? please get out the pool | true |
People die waiting for organs. here's how to stop that from happening | false |
If spider man eats too much fruit he squirts silly string. | true |
Photoshop fails september 2012: a roundup of last month's worst photoshop jobs (photos) | false |
Tearjerking 'thank you, mom' ad really tugs at the heartstrings | false |
Dozens of afghan troops training in u.s. have gone missing | false |
I like my sheds the way i like my strip clubs... ...dark and full of hoes | true |
Wedding budget: anja winikka reveals simple ways to save big on your wedding (video) | false |
Mexico: el chapo's effort to film a biopic led to his capture | false |
I only want to make enough money so that i don't ever have to know how anything works | true |
What do you call a guy who likes to lose? ewan | true |
What happens if santa lost his balls he doesn t sing jingle bells anymore | true |
I tried to say a punchline to a joke about hindenburg but it blew up.... | true |
Only ten more american gun massacres until christmas | true |
What's worse than getting a rock in your trick-or-treat bag? | false |
I just leave my autocorrects so people will think i'm really passionate about ducks. | true |
What did the clone troopers say after they killed aayla secura? bye felucia | true |
Do you know hwat i do when im sad? me neither - i'm depressed. | true |
What do you call a dear with no eyes? no idea | true |
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. ba-dum-tss | true |
Tom price confirmed as health secretary in blow to obamacare | false |
How some rich people are trying to dismantle inequality | false |
Note to tv shows: i do not want, nor will i ever want, a look inside the episode | true |
Why i told my daughter to kick your son in the balls | false |
What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist? elrond hubbard! | true |
Megyn kelly interviews america's most downtrodden victim, charles koch | false |
My great great grandfather died in a nazi death camp. he fell off of a guard tower. | true |
Plane diverted after ebola virus reclines in seat | false |
What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? a woman will always blow your paycheck | true |
Social media friendships, artists as a tribe and an homage to artist david park (1911-1960) | false |
The best regional food destinations in the u.s. | false |
What kind of shoes do therapists wear? issues. | true |
Hillary clinton and donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? the police | true |
Gay vampire i vant to suck your dick | true |
3 steps to bring justice and peace to baltimore | false |
This is your sex life after thanksgiving dinner | false |
Man spends black friday paying for $10k worth of toys for local kids | false |
I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for christmas it's a great stocking-filler. | true |
What kind of pants did the japanese porn star wear to her job interview? bu-khakis | true |
Elle fanning tries out the varsity trend (photos) | false |
Jennifer lopez wardrobe malfunction: the singer steps out in see-through top (photos) | false |
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month? | true |
If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home. | true |
Mary j. blige: trump is 'racist,' speaks about women 'viciously' | false |
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