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Knock knock who's there ! costa ! costa who ? costa lot ! | true |
Get a music festival-ready braid in under 2 minutes | false |
What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? he grabs a hoe. | true |
It's hard to eat pizza and feel angry at the same time. | true |
I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are. | true |
My friend just had a baby. he ordered it online from the taiwanese black market. | true |
Azealia banks on obama: 'i want to f*** the president' | false |
Hillary clinton becomes first 2016 candidate to release bundler names | false |
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. | true |
3 ways to make your trip gay -- even if you're straight | false |
Simple, sustainable tips for a new you this new year from fitness guru denise austin | false |
What's the difference between your mom and a condom? a condom wasn't on my dick last night! | true |
Here's to a better and peaceful new year | false |
What did the bartender say to the alien? you're drunk et, go home! | true |
Library used its 3d printer to make prosthetic hand for girl | false |
Activists: isis militants kill over 100 in attack on syrian regime-held area | false |
Toddler insists she's the most qualified presidential candidate | false |
They say diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your jeans | true |
Patrick stewart plants a passionate kiss on conan o'brien | false |
The (great) wall less traveled...hiking the huangya pass in tianjin's ji county, china | false |
World cup 2014: if it's tuesday, it must be belgium | false |
Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? getting them back in their chair. | true |
Trump white house staffers reportedly have a 'dead pool' on who will be next to go | false |
Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? they can't even | true |
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from crayola last week? he desecrated the holy crayon. | true |
Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? he lost his filling! | true |
You know what i find amazing? that after 107 years, the titanic's swimming pools are still full. | true |
Dude, what's with the outfit? bruh, i got a job as a bouncer *hops away in kangaroo costume* | true |
Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when i lose my shit. | true |
Doj won't charge louisiana police officers in alton sterling shooting | false |
In ten years we'll replace man on the evolutionary chart with all the different sized ipods. | true |
Are you a can of biscuits? because i'd like to bang you on the counter. | true |
It’s time for the smug celebs-meet-the-normies oscars skit to die | false |
I painted my computer black.. i thought it would run faster, but now it just stopped working. | true |
Top north korean aide in charge of negotiating with south korea dies | false |
You know what's a job i could really see myself doing? mirror inspector. | true |
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? a harebrush. | true |
What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? finding a vein in a hot dog. | true |
King arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. the carpenter had cut some corners. | true |
5 truths no one tells you about starting a business | false |
We all have to die of something, so why bother being healthy? | false |
10 photographers share 'an image that changed everything' and the stories behind them | false |
Huffpollster: ben carson rises to first place in iowa | false |
What happens after you crack the glass ceiling | false |
Kim kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about kanye west. | true |
Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down. | true |
Having more sex won't necessarily make you happier | false |
In a half mile, take a slight right. also put erics mixtape back on that was so good | true |
Why did the blonde stuff 98 berries in her mouth they were cramberries. | true |
I love brown people... but i fucking hate muslims. | true |
Todd bowles has taken the jets from really bad to really good | false |
A scientist couple had identical twins... they named one peter and the other one control group. | true |
Tiger solidifies comeback with stellar second round in bahamas | false |
What do you call a cheap circumsion a rip off | true |
Activist sues chinese government over gay 'disorder' textbooks | false |
Watch: 'drag race' fave gets hilariously obsessive in brand new video | false |
Protesters win access to gop convention in cleveland | false |
Attack on north korea could spare allies, secretary mattis says. analysts aren't so sure. | false |
Outside law firm to probe u.s. olympics and gymnastics officials over larry nassar scandal | false |
Froilan de dios: discover where your passion lies and where your true north points | false |
What do you get when you cross a bell with a piece of shit? dung. | true |
Rapper french montana launches campaign to help dreamers go to college | false |
I finally got tinder and after a few matches, i was able to start a campfire. | true |
How do spaniards take their coffee? au lait. | true |
I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. apparently you can't lie on your resume. | true |
I get jealous over the little stuff... why? because we started out doing that little stuff.. | true |
Still wondering if rick astley gives up anything for lent. | true |
Shout out to... everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in. | true |
'the simpsons' 500th episode message to viewers (photo) | false |
Huffpollster: bernie sanders might be gaining support among latino voters | false |
How to save a marriage? a 'hail-mary-moon' worked for this couple | false |
Are frank lloyd wright-designed houses more hassle than they're worth? (video) | false |
An emotional george takei pledges 'allegiance' to new musical | false |
Friend: and this is my pug pug: oink me: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say oink | true |
Several toilets were stolen last night. police say they have nothing to go on. | true |
Baltimore school cops' abuse of kids is rooted in city's racist history | false |
Attacks cast shadow on final day of british election campaigning | false |
Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? wanna beer? | true |
Why did jesus have a six pack? it was from all the cross-training... | true |
Liquid legacy: what to do with the four bottles of vintage whiskey i inherited? | false |
4 italian recipes that aren't quite raw, but aren't quite cooked | false |
White house says food stamps don't make you lazy | false |
Opera tavern and the ape & bird in london: two informal, bustling restaurants with good food | false |
A ram walks into a whorehouse can i get a woman? no, fuck ewe. | true |
Remove pet hair from furniture without resorting to lint brushes | false |
Where do the sith go shopping? the darth mall. | true |
A summer road trip to america's great baseball stadiums (photos) | false |
What is the opposite of christopher reeve? christopher walken! | true |
I hate it when auto-correct changes my omg to omg like, chill out, i'm not that surprised. | true |
Money stories: remove the veils and use insight of mindsight | false |
New usda nutrition guidelines could help children reclaim their childhoods | false |
Why did santa divorce mrs clause? because he only came once a year | true |
The breastfeeding chronicles: how i tandem nurse my 2-year-old and newborn | false |
I had sex and all i got were these kids. | true |
What do termites put on their toast? door jamb. | true |
At what age is it acceptable to tell a highway it's adopted? | true |
What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? a shortcunt. | true |
When lacking a partner turns your white christmas blue: how to celebrate instead of hibernate | false |
How does tony stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? iron, man. | true |
Will you marry me? 'is a marriage proposal' will, you, mary, me? 'a foursome inquiry' | true |
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