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If lamar odom would've died... he would've went out with a bang. | true |
Why i'll take my wrinkles over plastic surgery any day | false |
Bashing binaries -- along with 2,000 pounds of clay (photos, video) | false |
Why did henry viii fail his classes? because he lost all his tudors. | true |
Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. i mean, we've already had the kids. | true |
An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket win for life | true |
What's the fastest liquid on earth? milk. it's pasteurized before you see it. | true |
Suggested thanksgiving conversation starters: which god are we thanking again? you're welcome :) | true |
Watery asteroid remnants around distant star boosts chance of life outside solar system | false |
There really should be awards for getting out of bed. | true |
But seriously folks, what is joe walsh's best album? | true |
Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? it's shocking. | true |
Behind khamenei's recent red lines for a nuclear deal | false |
Harry reid: 'being on the wrong side of dick cheney is being on the right side of history' | false |
Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid. | true |
Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? he was percussed. | true |
Father's day 2012: funniest dads in tv and movies (photos) | false |
Mirror, mirror on the wall: who's the best mom of them all? | false |
When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face. | true |
The secrets to actually being happy on vacation | false |
Why can't tampons be friends? they're all stuck-up cunts. | true |
Trevor noah: donald trump is making bank being the president | false |
Donald trump wouldn’t have had the ready cash to self-finance entire campaign — analysis | false |
Did trump intend to fire fbi director james comey all along? | false |
Why inspirational posters are so popular on facebook, pinterest and instagram | false |
Pokémon fan beats up 5-year-old for playing with his cards: cops | false |
The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day. just like your mom. | true |
Why was the baby ant confused? because all of it's uncles were aunts(ants) | true |
The middle east: who says popular quest for change has been quelled? | false |
What every parent needs to know about protecting their child from cyberbullying | false |
Cell phone call may spur blood pressure spike | false |
Here’s what the ‘hamilton’ cast told mike pence | false |
A protester somehow managed to disrupt donald trump's rnc speech | false |
Hillary clinton held her first press conference of 2016 -- or not | false |
Kendall jenner quashes rumors that she punched a paparazzo in paris | false |
Pope francis to issue edict on climate change | false |
Hear about psych on netflix? thats messed up | true |
You get 25,000 mornings as an adult: here are 8 ways to not waste them | false |
What did the proctologist say to the pirate? show me your booty. | true |
Tattooed porcelain dolls offer an alternative way of viewing the feminine body | false |
The 5 times i wish i’d outed myself as bisexual | false |
Dispute over martin luther king jr.'s nobel medal has been settled | false |
You know how i know you're stupid? you clicked on this link! | true |
Life after divorce: pick up the pieces by making new friends | false |
Hey girl are you from tennessee? because you look like your parents are related. | true |
Sleep apnea treatment, cpap, could improve blood sugar levels, study finds | false |
Barack obama, hillary clinton team up in first rally against donald trump | false |
These 'gayby' stars reunited for a new series that's bloody good fun | false |
If you don't cuss when you drive you aren't paying enough attention to the road. | true |
Criminals prefer iphones because they're so secure, police say | false |
Marlins' stadium fish aquarium is animal abuse, activists claim | false |
January's nachos of the month: green goddess nachos (photo) | false |
Female gop delegates explain why they like donald trump despite his misogyny | false |
What do you call an artist who has no money baroque..... (i'll just see myself out) | true |
Another big automaker just fell into its own 'dieselgate' scandal | false |
Donald trump ridiculed for reportedly writing his own doctor's note | false |
Dad hits teacher with baseball bat after 'inappropriate' texts sent to daughter | false |
New hampshire on the verge of imposing tougher voter registration rules | false |
'prometheus' trailer 2: ridley scott's full trailer debuts at wondercon (video) | false |
Did you hear about the earthquake? there was a fault in washington. it was obama's! | true |
Nice to meet you, she said, meeting me for the third time | true |
Washington state looks to defeat trump over travel ban a second time | false |
What do call a disgraceful asian nothing they're not your child anymore | true |
Turing will roll back massive drug price hike after backlash (update) | false |
Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. nobody ever does it. | true |
People who had worse sex than you in 2014 | false |
If they put a woman on the $10 bill... wouldn't it be $7.70? | true |
8 times the internet tried to explain the world with 'pokemon go' | false |
This '10 things i hate about you' makeup tutorial will make you seriously nostalgic | false |
La bayadère at the met: the russians invade | false |
My deaf girlfriend just told me to fuck off. that's not a good sign. | true |
L.a. man loans homeless family house for a year | false |
Dapa-eligible immigrants face threat of deportation, advocates say | false |
Eerie tales of fright and horror for left and right | false |
Russian olympian who wore 'i don't do doping' shirt fails doping test | false |
82nd & fifth: boy geniuses by timothy b. husband (video) | false |
I have a rude joke about canadians! sorry? | true |
What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg | true |
Bad luck i think my luck is getting worse. i was mugged by a quaker. | true |
The sad and strange reason why no one wants this dog | false |
I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark. | true |
Taliban suicide bombers attack afghan police buses, killing 27 and wounding dozens | false |
What's harry potter's favorite way to go down a hill? walking. jk. rolling. | true |
How many chores can horny maids do? 70. cooking and 69. | true |
Donald trump's rumored eu ambassador says he could help bring it down | false |
Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using i could borrow? | true |
Democrats are so riled up, they’re contributing to races with unknown candidates | false |
It took a new 'star wars' to finally get people off the internet | false |
General lee didn't have kids? a parent lee not. | true |
Why are old printers so musical? because they are prone to jamming. | true |
Horses make the best companions because they have stable relationships. | true |
Majority of retirees say they're living in the best home of their lives | false |
What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged? notice me sin() !!! | true |
Wedding album lost in colorado floods to be reunited with owner | false |
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:( | true |
Congratulations to mumford & sons for winning six golden banjos at the 2012 boring awards!!! | true |
Well that's a wrap on another day where i act like i know what i'm doing | true |
What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager? | true |
Rev. run's 'spiritual' experience of speaking about the risk of diabetes | false |
What's a priest on an egg called? a brother | true |
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