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Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone i know at the grocery store. | true |
People who write loosing when they mean losing need to get loost. | true |
Rest easy: myth busting for bedding and mattresses | false |
Kremlin says putin will order appropriate response to u.s. sanctions | false |
How lax gun laws in the u.s. let domestic abusers buy guns | false |
How did jesus get so fit? he did lots of cross fit | true |
The john deere manure spreader it's the only product the company won't stand behind | true |
Best b&bs for a romantic vacation this winter (photos) | false |
Why did microsoft skip windows 9 and go straight to 10? because seven ate nine. | true |
Hundreds protest baltimore police over death of freddie gray | false |
Trump tells advisers he wants u.s. out of syria: senior officials | false |
What do you call a gay vegetarian? a vegetarian. | true |
When pets don't get enough of the right kind of protein | false |
Raising gracious children: 3 ways to help kids say thanks | false |
It'd be funny if everyone told their kids steve buscemi is the tooth fairy. | true |
Baileigh karam reunited with parents days after video of fight posted to facebook | false |
Why did the mean and mode laugh together? because they had a co-median between them. | true |
Katie holmes divorce: who should her first post-split boyfriend be? | false |
Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought. | true |
Pills could tell whether patient is taking medicine on time | false |
The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. -george.w.bush | true |
What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? fauxty faux | true |
Iowa gov. says 'we're not slowing down' after signing country's strictest abortion ban | false |
7 tips for planning a budget-friendly family cruise | false |
Cnn revises debate criteria in possible boost to carly fiorina | false |
North korean civilians have been playing the hunger games since the 1950s. | true |
5 missing after army helicopter downed near hawaii | false |
Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. if i was a ghost i'd haunt hawaii or bali | true |
Diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your genes | true |
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe! | true |
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. | true |
Fox news doesn't consider the whole donald trump-kkk thing a big deal | false |
New airplane seating chart makes summer travel a lot less comfortable | false |
Alpacas find new dust bath and jump for joy (video) | false |
The westphalian model to resolve conflicts in the middle east | false |
Top 10 dating trends for foodies across america, according to a dating site | false |
How to get a date with a clinton supporter today... baby, want a tissue? | true |
Chelsea clinton isn’t letting ivanka trump off the hook | false |
What's grey and comes in buckets? an elephant! | true |
A black queer boy sees an hiv statistic | false |
Wanna hear a joke? sanctity of marriage. oh! | true |
Does minneapolis have the will to bring gay bathhouses back to the city? | false |
More than a superhero: how wonder woman helped shape feminism | false |
Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question. | true |
Hey. i can't help but peak at chu. it's making my bulbs all sore. | true |
Ted cruz makes it too easy to point out the hypocrisy of his latest campaign ad | false |
Parents shift from fear to defiance as bomb threats target jewish centers | false |
Nba players to start paying for retired players' health insurance | false |
Black friday at the geology museum was great! there were so many great shales! | true |
'the daily show' translates standard gop responses to mass shootings | false |
Why did yellow divorce red? because red blue green | true |
Paul mccartney joins march for our lives in memory of john lennon | false |
Too soon? i knew the market for jobs was killing but..... | true |
Chinese worker in ghana: why are wild rumors about china so prevalent in africa? | false |
Wedding vendors: 3 wedding vendor scams to avoid | false |
Doctor doctor i feel so short! no problem. hop up on the couch. | true |
If one door closes & another door opens, you're probably in prison. | true |
Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? to make up for a lousy summer! | true |
Why do people in afghanistan air dry after they shower? because of the towel ban | true |
Hiv testing kits... from a bathhouse vending machine? | false |
7 thanksgiving aprons that will make you lose your appetite (photos) | false |
Why don't gingers go to the dentist? they are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis. | true |
Our kitchen is starting to look like a middle school science fair | true |
Rihanna's best music video beauty looks: 'diamonds,' 'rude boy' and more (videos) | false |
Me: i had to take your hamster back to the shop son: why me: he's a racist | true |
Has a friend been a villain all along? | false |
Melania trump's tweet about 'random acts of kindness day' didn't go over well | false |
Millennials want the washington football team to change its name | false |
My new toyota is going to featured in a film! they call it a camryo. | true |
Americans split on whether they'd side with trump against their representatives | false |
What is the correct way to refer to an op who resides in europe? the continental op. | true |
There's a restaurant in hell. their food is to die for. | true |
2013 cicadas' parents had an eventful year in 1996 (photos) | false |
Immune drugs hold hope of 'clinical cure' for melanoma | false |
The mohel q: did you hear about the short sighted mohel? a: he got the sack. | true |
A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck. | true |
Rihanna's grammys hair is the best thing about the grammys | false |
Camila cabello's cover of 'say you won't let go' is raw power | false |
What do you call the girls who outrun me? virgins. | true |
I just saw a pregnant woman i'd like to make double-pregnant. | true |
Here's one republican who thinks obama should nominate scalia's replacement | false |
What state was jfk when he was assassinated? a horrible state | true |
Gant x future: iconic retailer partners with design students | false |
How do you tell if someone has an std? oh shit wrong sub-reddit. | true |
Why did the blind driver have no hands? he was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour | true |
What do you call 4 and 25 cents? foreign change | true |
Washington woman believed kidnapped for ransom found dead (update) | false |
What's the cheapest type of meat? deer balls, they're under a buck! | true |
Priest collared for requesting oral sex in the park, sheriff says | false |
What's the difference between the mailman and the priest? the mailman doesn't come on sunday. | true |
Lonely, he's not: paul weitz recruits familiar film actors to star in his new play | false |
Even after a year and a half, 'eat mor ignorance' is more like it | false |
How mood lighting is saving florida’s endangered sea turtles | false |
Gabrielle union talks success, self-love with young black filmmakers | false |
What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider a muon. | true |
That time molly shannon was too excited to care that she got mugged in new york | false |
You know what's messed up to find at the bottom of a jar of mayonnaise? a condom. haha | true |
Kevin hart and conan o’brien carbo load and then try sumo wrestling | false |
Trump accuser demands release of documents on all his sexual assault allegations | false |
I got a dig bick. you this read wrong. you read that wrong too. | true |
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