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H&m, maison martin margiela collaboration in the works? (update) | false |
Lady in red: the woman behind the red equal sign | false |
Do you like christmas? then why don't you merry it? | true |
It’s been one month since the las vegas shooting and bump stocks are still legal | false |
Ex, allow me to show you the door | false |
Conservatives go on offense against irs, rinos, executive orders. they winning or whining? | false |
Obama: sorry, but we've got to give trump classified briefings | false |
Power outage food safety: what to toss and what to keep | false |
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? cellulite. | true |
I'm not fat just short for my weight | true |
Q: who writes ghost stories? a: a ghost writer. | true |
The 12 most scenic islands in the world | false |
It doesn't take much to be a president... ... a liter of the country. | true |
My wife spiked my dinner with viagra and gave me an epidural. no hard feelings. | true |
Why is the middle finger taller than the others? | false |
Husband turns the tables, surprises wife with pregnancy announcement | false |
Emmanuel macron staged a punk coup on the champs-élysées | false |
What do you call a black man flying a plane? the pilot you racist fuck. | true |
Why does a dog lick his balls? because he can't curve his paw into a little fist | true |
What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks? gomer's pile. | true |
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? he opened a warehouse. | true |
'he was masturbating… i felt like crying': what housekeepers endure to clean hotel rooms | false |
Todd and colin, father and son, walking across america to lose weight | false |
Cinnamon roll and sticky bun recipes to make mornings sweeter | false |
How do you confuse a man? you don't - they're born that way. | true |
Guy 1: fuckin a, man guy 2: fuck a b, it has more holes. | true |
What do you call a mexican with bullet wounds? spicoli | true |
Fourth of july: 5 ways the holiday affects your sleep | false |
Liam neeson says pay gap is ‘disgraceful’ but won't take a pay cut | false |
Why did the ram run off the cliff? ...he didn't see the ewe turn! .>_<. | true |
How did jesus get so ripped? by doing crossfit | true |
This photo reminds us to savor every moment | false |
Behold, iranian fathers and the diverse daughters they've raised | false |
Donald trump as the grinch will put you in the bah humbug spirit | false |
Breaking up is hard to do, breaking prenup is harder | false |
Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard! | true |
My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan | true |
The dalai lama walks into a pizza shop and says can you make me one with everything? | true |
Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? because they're always looking for drains. | true |
There's a party in the garden so lettuce turnip the beet | true |
How did the latino girl get pregnant her teacher told her to do an essay | true |
Michelle obama glows at kids' state dinner... probably because potus was there (photos) | false |
I'm not into russian dolls anymore. they are so fucking full of themselves. | true |
Do your responses make your child's problem better or (gulp!) worse? | false |
What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in westeros? a hodor... | true |
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera. | true |
Town that initially banned pride parade celebrates lgbtq people in a very big way | false |
Turkey shuts media outlets, fires 10,000 civil servants over coup attempt | false |
A day in the life of alan benton, america's unofficial king of bacon | false |
Rising pop star fletcher is gearing up to release new music | false |
Cockpit view flying into new zealand is wondrous (video) | false |
One of the best spots for outdoor drinks and eats in austin | false |
What i must get right for my daughter | false |
Las vegas pools reopen for spring and summer (photos) | false |
I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. it was the worst game of mad libs ever. | true |
Why did cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? cause she ran away from the ball | true |
The revisionist history of centcom attempts to demonstrate progress | false |
Where do taxi drivers with bad skin go for treatment? the taxi dermist. | true |
Washington post clarifies that sean spicer hid 'among' bushes to dodge reporters | false |
My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants. | true |
'jurassic parks and recreation' is the greatest thing you'll see today | false |
16 signs you and your kids have had too many snow days | false |
The real mommy wars: exchanging the pretend war to take on the real battles | false |
Sergio rivera arrested in accidental shooting of 2-year-old son new year's eve | false |
Bet you didn't know this was banned on a plane | false |
How accurate is the bible? 100% at short range | true |
What does massive attack call parkinson's disease? interia creeps moovin' up slowly | true |
What did one bodybuilder ask the other? how much do you whey bro? | true |
Whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire | true |
17 states still don't have legislation requiring pulse oximetry | false |
'becoming more visible' seeks to highlight plights of homeless trans youth | false |
Proselytizing health while living off pizza and stress: the resident's hypocrisy | false |
Steve bannon refused to answer congress's questions in russia probe, says top democrat | false |
Trump adviser michael flynn had five calls with russian ambassador on day of sanctions: sources | false |
How come the nsa whistleblower can't leave russia? because he is snowed in. | true |
50 incredible travel destinations to consider for 2014 | false |
Why is it so hard for men to get on christian mingle? only women get a submit button. | true |
Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts one is $3.50 the other is under a buck. | true |
What did adam say on the day before christmas ? it's christmas eve ! | true |
Kinda cool how earth is the largest planet in the whole world. | true |
How does a metal wizard perform his spells? he chromecasts. andruid humor. | true |
Report: further evidence abramson was paid less than male counterparts | false |
What do you tell a girl with two black eyes...? nothing, you already told her twice | true |
American idol: what they wore, 5/2/12 (top 5) | false |
This is how a 300 pound vegan nfl player maintains his huge size | false |
Santiago's oldest and best dive bar - la piojera | false |
Is it too soon to crack a joke about flight mh17... cause i'll probably be shot down. | true |
The kid who voiced arnold on 'hey arnold!' is now a hot bearded man | false |
One of the guys i work with overdosed on viagra. his wife's been taking it pretty hard. | true |
I say we take all the bad chemistry jokes and barium | true |
Ukraine is no greece or puerto rico and needs imf help now | false |
Whatever happened to silk underwear? a: fell through the cracks. | true |
What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? sudden infant death syndrome. | true |
What do you call a fire on the beach? bernie sanders | true |
New nike ad celebrates marathon runners who come in last | false |
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. | true |
How a friend’s secret online ad led to this beautiful family | false |
What do you call the japanese demon of spices? the pepper oni. | true |
Did you hear bout that mafia goon who crossdressed as a female servant? he was a maid man. | true |
The best food in italy that isn't pizza | false |
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