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Her: you're a pathological liar! me: ...and the king of spain. | true |
Celebrity north korean defector appears to resurface in propaganda video | false |
Britney spears' las vegas show is coming to an end, manager says | false |
My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. maybe i should stop using lemon flavored condoms. | true |
How a nearly fatal drowsy driving accident saved one man's life | false |
Damn girl are you a humpback whale? because you're very deep. | true |
Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? he got off on a technicality... | true |
What is love? this lesbian teen has it all figured out (video) | false |
5 make-ahead breakfast casseroles you need to try this weekend | false |
A cow fell off a truck in russia apparently he hadn't been put in properly. | true |
Bernie sanders defends obama's planned executive action on gun control | false |
Letter from 114 house democrats challenges trump's decision to ban transgender troops | false |
The best argument for the sequel is never as good as the original is birds v. dinosaurs. | true |
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? a shoe. | true |
They are removing all the phones in china seems too many wings got the wong number | true |
How do you send a dog to space? laika boss. | true |
Why is the mars rover banned from pet stores? curiosity killed the cat. | true |
What's the internal tempered of a taunton? luke warm | true |
Why did lamar give money to kobe? because lamar odom | true |
Health insurance for 9 million kids on the line as congress fails to meet deadline | false |
Me: play dead my dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job* | true |
What do you call a feline massage therapist? a cat scratcher. | true |
What kind of bees make milk, not honey? boo(bees) | true |
Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? banana skin | true |
President trump is making his only african-american judicial nominee move for brett talley | false |
Chevy badge on a holdern upvote if you think they're gay | true |
Villanova fans jump fire to celebrate ncaa basketball title | false |
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. | true |
I'm sorry and i apologize generally mean the same thing... ...except at funerals. | true |
Tom cotton all set to torpedo u.s. foreign policy over guantanamo | false |
I do have a life outside of facebook, but i don't remember the password for it. | true |
Kfc closes more than half of its uk restaurants after chicken shortage | false |
What do you call a girl that you meet on reddit? you don't. | true |
Three chinese tourists dead, six people missing in borneo shipwreck | false |
9 spray paint ideas to update your space in minutes (photos) | false |
What do people with two left feet wear? flip flips | true |
What goes clip clop clip clop bang clip clop clip clop? an amish drive by shooting. | true |
I put my grandma on speed dial. instagram is a thing, right? | true |
What did the elephant say to the naked guy? pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts? | true |
What does robbing a scotsman get you? kilt | true |
Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. discuss. | true |
How does moses make his tea? hebrews it ;) | true |
Jared kushner's security clearance is now a step below 'white house calligrapher' | false |
Did you hear? viagra doesn't do anything for lawyers... it just makes them stand taller for a while | true |
Here's what a healthy relationship with facebook looks like | false |
Tim cook: if the fbi gets what it wants, it will threaten public safety | false |
How to find your voice as a leader and speak your mind | false |
So girl on a scale of 1 to america how free are you tonight? north korea. | true |
Chuck schumer warns trump not to ruin budget talks by getting involved | false |
The u.s. is number one -- in weapons sales | false |
Scientists create effective ebola vaccine, just a couple years after deadly epidemic | false |
What happens when a tree masturbates? it nuts | true |
2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. badum tsss. | true |
What do snowmen eat for lunch ? icebergers ! | true |
Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper? c4. | true |
What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? dam! | true |
Energy poverty is holding africa back and it's time to fix it | false |
Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again | true |
Bank of america, first republic offer customers free gifts | false |
Syrian medical facilities were attacked more than 250 times this year | false |
Alton towers changed its name! to leg - go land | true |
I would like to make a pun about philosophy,... ...but i kant. | true |
5 ways to pay for next year's family vacation | false |
Obama's budget proposal: six lessons for your personal budgeting strategy | false |
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? potato. | true |
Cute kid note of the day: cloudy with a chance of kale | false |
Have you seen www.busfull.com? no i'm afraid that one passed me by. | true |
Stephen king needed a laugh. twitter picked him up in a big way. | false |
Recordings released from the day michael brown was shot | false |
Luckyrice festival brings the asian cuisine scene to nyc in may | false |
What do you call a scared mexican? what do you call a scared mexican? pedro-fied | true |
'hunger games' red carpet canceled in wake of paris attacks | false |
Presidential election 2012: let the best brand win | false |
- you are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -you too, when i don't wear glasses | true |
Marinades and rubs: how to add flavor for grilling | false |
Wells fargo enters into $175 million discrimination settlement | false |
Women's group shines light on trump sexual assault allegations before state of the union | false |
Barbara and george h.w. bush could be the cutest presidential couple | false |
Man allegedly shoots squirrel with bow and arrow for 'giving him a look' | false |
What do you call an impotent lizard? a reptile dysfunction | true |
Jail deputies arrested for allegedly beating mentally ill inmate to death | false |
This poet doesn't care if you're tired of hearing about race | false |
Be cool, be cool, be cool ~me before i'm about to not be cool. | true |
What's the definition of trust? two cannibals giving each other blowjobs. | true |
Infant death rate: u.s. falls behind 68 countries, according to save the children | false |
Gwen stefani mocks blake shelton split rumors with perfect tweet | false |
Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting. | true |
What's white and crawls up your leg? uncle ben's perverted rice | true |
I lost weight: jerome biggars lost 300 pounds on a medically-supervised plan | false |
Monkey on the loose in florida has cops working 'tirelessly' | false |
Sarah jessica parker says cynthia nixon has her vote for new york governor | false |
A democrat and a republican come together to get santacon canceled | false |
Maryland beach town passes emergency law to protect families from topless sunbathers | false |
Jimmy kimmel shows trumpcare supporters don't know a lot about trumpcare | false |
What did the hippie say when i asked him to leave my house? nah, i'm-a stay. | true |
A bunch of nba players decided to have a holiday party. they each brought a pass to dish. | true |
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... baa dum tssssss | true |
Stopping smoking brings heart attack risk down to that of never-smokers | false |
Who are worse than hitler, stalin and mao combined? the mods of this subreddit. | true |
Why i walked away from my six-figure job... and the surprising results a decade later | false |
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