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Emilia clarke wants to be the 'queen of everything' at the end of 'game of thrones' | false |
What was the first treacherous thing said? adam you gotta try this! | true |
'the handmaid’s tale' is a master class on the power of rebellion | false |
Where do pigs park their cars? in porking lots. | true |
Fan: i've always admired you. are your teeth your own? actor: whose do you think they are? | true |
Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus. | true |
Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober irishman? neither exist. | true |
Why was the midget fired from his job? he came up short on his register. | true |
Where do man-splainers get their water? from a well, actually... | true |
How to make hot chocolate without a recipe | false |
I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but i can't spell drama without ama. | true |
Texana hollis, 101-year-old evicted detroit woman, gets generous donations (how you can help) | false |
Finding your soul's bearings on new frontier: creative learning | false |
10 ways to inspire a love of learning | false |
From athens to the u.s., this greek startup wants to make hiring easier | false |
The joy of being wrong when a subordinate disagrees with you | false |
Knock knock. who's there? hakeem. hakeem who? hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!! | true |
So they cancelled halloween in india this year. they ran out of ghandi. | true |
Pinners to follow: bloomingdales, geeksugar and 3 other pinterest accounts | false |
Nasa's commercial crew vehicles: practical but not sexy | false |
What do we want? race car noises! when do we want them? neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww | true |
What's the best campsite in the world? auschwitz, received well over three million starts | true |
Why did the baker rob the bank? he needed the dough. | true |
7 ways to start your day with french toast | false |
Suit accuses milwaukee sheriff of abuse of power in airport incident | false |
Amazon plans to warm new seattle office towers with recycled heat | false |
What do you say to a girl with a black eye? nothing. you already told her. | true |
More retailers should adopt the leave a penny / take a penny system. it is literally, common cents. | true |
6 expert-backed productivity tips to help nail your to-do list | false |
Acceptance and commitment therapy for psychosis: a highly valuable contribution despite major flaws | false |
This is what happened when i tried banning conversion therapy in minnesota | false |
Root vegetable recipes that are good for your health (photos) | false |
White house aide says trump tower russia allegation untrue, but admits he doesn’t know | false |
Seth meyers rips gop over threats to paralyze a clinton presidency | false |
How hillary clinton inspired selina's new haircut on 'veep' | false |
Why is ashley maddison the best hook up site on the internet? because everyone got fucked. | true |
What's the highest number in the world? 420 | true |
Scott walker moves to kill a century-old nature magazine, and readers are furious | false |
Htc executives arrested on suspicion of leaking trade secrets to china | false |
What do you call somebody who is anti-vaccines? an idiot, just a god damn idiot. | true |
What's better than eating a mandarin? eating amanda out! | true |
What was hitler's favorite topic in math? aljewbra | true |
Thursday's morning email: west wing in conflict: kushner vs. bannon | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 19 | false |
Your mom is so fat even jesus couldn't lift her spirits up. | true |
I went to a zoo, but all they had was one sad-looking dog. it was a shih tzu. | true |
What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? a topical rainforest. | true |
Why is north korea so cruel? because it doesn't have a seoul! | true |
Astrology fact of the day (aquarius) aquarius, with an extra m becomes aquariums. | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee. i don't drink coffee. | true |
To mourn charlie hebdo, stop making excuses for terrorism | false |
No pants for a year: one woman tells her pantsless story (photos) | false |
How do you turn a fox in to an elephant? marry it. | true |
Has anyone here ever tried ethiopian food? they haven't either. | true |
I'm so poor i can only afford middle ramen. | true |
Even our definition of 'mass shooting' is inadequate | false |
Apologies to general tso for what i'm about to do to his chicken. | true |
Obama on chicago blackhawks' stanley cup win: thanks, obama! | false |
Trump spent his sunday night watching ‘60 minutes’ and hate-tweeting about oprah | false |
Takata air bag death in texas claims teen as 10th victim | false |
A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop. | true |
What do you call a masturbating pickle? jerkin' gherkin | true |
Here are the 27 national monuments threatened by trump's order | false |
Where in new york city do lesbians most like to live? manhatin' | true |
How is the american public now like socrates? by november, they will have both picked their poison. | true |
Eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought. | true |
Gb: brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! usa: hold my drink! | true |
Nate mclouth home run or foul ball? orioles, yankees game includes controversial call (video) | false |
What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person? leave the plunger in the toilet | true |
12 tricks for buying the ripest summer produce | false |
House republicans reportedly leaked democratic senator's texts to fox news | false |
Famine in yemen approaches but country halts new wheat imports | false |
Women really can't take a rape joke lately you really have to force it against their will. | true |
For a really awkward time, call me. -me, leaving my number on bathroom stalls. | true |
Why did seedless grape cry? unable to produce child. | true |
Do you know what i hate most about reddit? edit: yes! that's the joke! | true |
If i can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat. | true |
I got in trouble for masturbating in the showers apparently it ruined the school trip to auschwitz | true |
The newly renovated harvard art museums: an artist's perspective | false |
Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it. | true |
The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet. | true |
Friend or food? the ideology of how we decide | false |
Whenever my girlfriend say something funny... i reply: hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah | true |
Thanksgiving: is it only one day a year? | false |
Wanted to do something patriotic today so i bought a gun and fifty big macs. | true |
So i shot an elephant in my pajamas.. how he got into my pajamas, i'll never know. | true |
Nsfw. what do you call a starving kenyan child in the desert nobody really cares. | true |
Warriors coach steve kerr says more gay athletes need to come out | false |
'apparently kid' goes on ellen, apparently he's still hilarious | false |
Why did the monks go to the casino? tibet. | true |
As a person with alzheimers, all my punchlines are... | true |
Student's 'duck dynasty' shirt too violent for school? | false |
'stand your ground' laws are still on the books in 22 states | false |
What did the cookie farmer say? i've been raisin' cookies. | true |
Fox news doctor: ben carson was right about guns and the holocaust | false |
Becky andrews: ann taylor kicked my guide dog out of salt lake city store (video) | false |
Hitler started the first ever jewish marathon.. but he couldn't finish the race | true |
Robert de niro pulls controversial anti-vaccination documentary from tribeca film festival | false |
Donald trump blasts 'totally biased' 'snl' on twitter for 3rd time | false |
Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house? the property taxes were gastronomical. | true |
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