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Is it possible to be bored to death? that all depends on the drill. | true |
I kept reading a book about gawker... but every page kept going back to chapter 11 | true |
Where do internet pirates get their loot? from pier to pier. | true |
What does mexican binary code consist of? zeros and juans. | true |
I committed suicide today never gonna do that shit again nearly got myself killed | true |
Why are there so many female archaeologists? because women love digging up old shit. | true |
Twins welcome daughters at same hospital within minutes of each other | false |
Fredrik eklund, 'million dollar listing new york' star, puts his apartment on the market (photos) | false |
Jessica walter discusses jeffrey tambor's alleged harassment while male co-stars brush it off | false |
New marriage law in the bahamas makes weddings at sea a lot easier | false |
How do you install blackout curtains? they just get hammered. | true |
5 reasons to get yourself a workout bestie asap | false |
Seth rogen breaks his silence on james franco sexual misconduct accusations | false |
Why did the bird join he air force? he wanted to be a parrot trooper! | true |
How do writers send e-mail? on the inkernet. | true |
My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. so i guess you could say that, i've had a spacex. | true |
Endgame: carmen marrón makes inspiring film about latino life | false |
Caveman diet: stone age humans ate less meat than previously thought, study suggests | false |
Why you shouldn't rely on bmi to assess your health | false |
What goes vroom!..screech..vroom!..screech? a blonde at a flashing red light. | true |
Un calls out khloe kardashian for encouraging animal trafficking | false |
How do frogs die ? they kermit suidide ! | true |
Jpmorgan chase board members pushing shareholders to keep jamie dimon as chairman | false |
Donald trump is losing support from republicans he is considering joining the whig party. | true |
Ellie goulding perfectly sums up the sheer terror of panic attacks | false |
Today's the day i finally get my shit togethe | true |
Think turnips, not testosterone therapy, for valentine's day loving | false |
I loaned my cell phone to bill cosby now i can't get it to wake up. | true |
Letterman and george clooney eat hamburgers in new netflix special | false |
Ferguson taps black interim police chief who backs changes | false |
Chinese police crack down on protesters in village once symbolic of democracy | false |
If you set fire to lmfao they'll become rotflmao. | true |
For my cake day, i have a short joke my penis. | true |
When ben carson faced down a dangerous gunman, he pointed him to someone else | false |
You never have to worry about starbucks running short on coffee. i hear they always have a latte | true |
Experts explain why boyfriend's rules for college girlfriend are red flags | false |
Abercrombie & fitch fails to impress teens with sex appeal | false |
What do making love in a canoe and budweiser have in common? both are fucking close to water. | true |
What sort of underwear does the ghost of a french baker wear? boulangerie. | true |
Decks. because i like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit. | true |
Governors that use foursquare probably get really angry when they become mayor of something. | true |
What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? they both like to throw a ho-down. | true |
Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. | true |
Prince: the artist formerly known as. . . . alive. | true |
A 'cruel intentions' show is reportedly coming to a tv near you | false |
Want to hear a good nirvana joke? nevermind. | true |
Pigs what is s pig's least favorite game | true |
My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. from the dryer. | true |
Why is reddit the best place for freedom of speech? | true |
O canada! will you free your glorious land of prostitution? | false |
Activist puts two vampire bats in his mouth ... because? | false |
A man walks into a bar... and says aw | true |
What do you call four white guys in a band? the 4skins | true |
I used to be in a band called the prevention... we were better than the cure. | true |
If i was a superhero, i would be not right now man. | true |
All growz up with melinda hill: drew droege | false |
Food for thought: the slippery story of the banana | false |
Islamophobia is a lot like acrophobia ... understandable to an extent. | true |
Sulfites added to wine: the reason you get a hangover? | false |
How a car accident and cancer taught me different things about mortality | false |
A homeless veteran shares how art transformed his life | false |
Women are like mechanics. i have no idea what they're talking about. | true |
Donald trump accidentally showed some respect for women with his abortion gaffe | false |
What does a dead hooker and a flat beer have in common... no head. | true |
Mindfulness: why it works, and why we should teach it | false |
Uber faces criminal probe over software used to evade authorities | false |
Divorce parties, jewelry: a metaphor for moving on or a misguided message? | false |
Why did the imgurian cross the road? to get the meme on the other side | true |
Fetish... i have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. it gives me vent elation. | true |
Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot drive-thru employee over burger | false |
Pence's answer on confederate statues? leave them, and build others to honor 'progress.' | false |
Yns pumps up the fab phils volume before asian tour | false |
Making the most of your consultation with a divorce lawyer | false |
This ceo will send your kids to school, if you work for his company | false |
If con is the opposite of pro... ... then congress is the opposite of progress. | true |
Cancer, a new view: can you believe it? | false |
What a spirit junkie eats to stay happy and healthy | false |
I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people. | true |
Rush limbaugh claims hurricane irma is part of a vast conspiracy | false |
Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. everyone is always hanging their meat in it. | true |
I accidenty said hi to a feminist the other day... my court case starts tomorrow | true |
Memories light the corners of your child's mind | false |
Teen perfectly illustrates the problem with nbc's sam dubose tweet | false |
What size lumber is used to build homes in dubai? dubai fours | true |
Artist sends 99 sad critters down china's 'dead pigs' river | false |
A letter to myself as a trans teenager | false |
Donald trump retweets joke about violence toward hillary clinton | false |
Rush limbaugh says anthem protests are leftist plot to 'damage' nfl | false |
Parents, students throw a fit over alabama high school's pride flag | false |
Gift horse my gums are bleeding. dentist well this is a professional dilemma... | true |
A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills. | true |
Where do footballers dance ? at a football ! | true |
There are four things in the world i hate: 1. racists 2. mexicans 3. irony 4. and lists | true |
Arianna huffington urges gop voters to 'trexit' and dump trump | false |
Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? try missing a couple of payments. | true |
This 'joshy' clip is a jewish meet-cute featuring jenny slate and adam pally | false |
What did trump say to hillary when she told him a joke? you're hillaryus i'll walk myself out... | true |
What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? pencil-in. | true |
How parents around the world describe their children, in charts | false |
Whats long black and stinky? the unemployment line. | true |
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