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You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way i hold a cat. | true |
George w. bush hits the trail in south carolina with brother jeb bush | false |
What you need to know about refrigerating your cosmetics | false |
Trial for charleston church shooter dylann roof delayed until january | false |
A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic | true |
What do you call an exceptional mexican? nacho average guy | true |
What do you call an anti-social black man? a brown recluse. | true |
Payday lenders are using the internet to evade state law | false |
Home for the holidays: 5 tips for not (completely) losing it | false |
The pollen is so bad this year ...that it has the addicts turning their meth back into sudafed! | true |
Oxytocin could increase anxiety, fear in response to future stress | false |
Beachy waves for winter topped this week's best & worst beauty list (photos) | false |
What do you do if a bird shits on your head? don't go out with her again! | true |
Why do black men make such good husbands? because they're already used to being whipped. | true |
Meet the drag queens running as republicans for president | false |
U.s.-backed syrian militias take back raqqa from isis | false |
Republicans call american system of democracy 'too gay,' replace with foreign model | false |
Whenever i see a couple with a significant height difference, i always picture them doing it. | true |
Should you give your kids a credit card? | false |
14 wedding kisses that will make your heart skip a beat (photos) | false |
U.s. must do its part to support green climate fund | false |
How many lightbulbs does it take to change captain jean luc picard? 4 or 5. | true |
Macklemore has the perfect response to homophobic 'angry, old white dudes' | false |
What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse? a solar ellipses... | true |
China's most sensational trial in decades: will it be political or legal? | false |
Where did the burgers go after their wedding? on a bun-eymoon! | true |
I like my men like i like my coffee shops. clean. smells nice. free wi-fi. | true |
Dead baby jokes: so what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **i don't eat dirt.** | true |
The fate of europe rests on the french-german partnership | false |
This biophysicist has invented a drip-free wine bottle. finally. | false |
Los angeles dodgers rally against houston astros, force game 7 of world series | false |
What is 6.9? a very good moment ruined by a period. | true |
What do you call a terrorist holding an ak47 to your head? sir. | true |
Hey, have you heard about the new micheal bay film? i've heard the lead role goes to explosions. | true |
Just had to re-watch the rousey v nunes fight... because it finished before i did | true |
What do dyslexic zombies want to eat? brians | true |
Former mexican president doubles down on trump: 'i'm not paying for that f**king wall' | false |
Wall street pays bankers to work in government and wants it secret | false |
How is a chicken like a grape? they're both purple except for the chicken. | true |
What is the biggest gender on tumblr? whale-kin | true |
How mobile health can impact the way we communicate -- for the better | false |
This acrobatic workout class will make you feel like a superhero | false |
Heart chakra tune up: yoga sequence from stephanie snyder | false |
A loving tribute to cinema's number one loser | false |
What do you call a line of black people? a chocolate bar | true |
'twilight' wedding: fan plans to wed cardboard cullen (video) | false |
Gay 'snl' writer brings his personal journey to the big screen | false |
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. there was no coffin at the funeral | true |
Drinking light beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right. | true |
Wife: *points to grass* it's there u prick | true |
At least republicans will be consistent if they block obama's supreme court pick | false |
John leguizamo is tired of mainstream america dismissing latinos | false |
....and that's how i ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass. | true |
What kind of a fish does your parrot sit on? a perch! | true |
I wrote a song about a tortilla actually it's more of a wrap | true |
35-year 'megadrought' may threaten southwest within century, study finds | false |
Midway: the battle that almost lost the war | false |
Calls for ceasefire in deadly fighting over nagorno-karabakh region | false |
New ford ceo fields versus general motors ceo barra: operator versus bureaucrat | false |
'corneal melt': arthritis complication lets irises slip out | false |
House republicans say they will vote on their health care plan | false |
Did you hear about the blind skunk? it fell in love with a fart. | true |
Why don't black people dream? the last one who had a dream got shot. | true |
23 rejected candy hearts that were too truthful to make the cut | false |
Twitter's shareholders don't believe the company can transform | false |
New year's baby names to kick off 2014 | false |
How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? none. | true |
Zoo animals eating pumpkins is the best thing you'll see this weekend (photos, video) | false |
If you slept with my husband i'd be like omg how much do i owe you? | true |
Trump's trickle-down rich man's tax cut is simply cruel to many middle-class families | false |
I have daily sex... ... i mean dyslexia. | true |
Rick santorum: ted cruz is losing because he’s not 'a huckabee or santorum' | false |
Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant. | true |
I run faster when i hear country music than sirens. | true |
Willy wonka wedding: couple hires oompa loompa to appear at nuptials (photos) | false |
Jeremy roenick: patrick sharp 'doesn't deserve' to be treated like this | false |
Pop-up in the rainforest: world class surf school in brazil | false |
I hate when i buy new shoes, and i have to learn to drive all over again. | true |
Stop supporting russian companies! i hear they all use slav labor! | true |
Dea chief agrees with claim that 'ferguson effect' is causing crime surge | false |
How walmart's bosses get rich off welfare abuse | false |
Donald trump withdraws his pledge to support the gop nominee | false |
How you can see if a blonde is telling bullshit? her lips are moving. | true |
Donell bryant, dad, publicly punishes teen daughter by making her hold sign on highway | false |
Job burnout is a risk for heart disease | false |
Holy crap! british artist will cast your anus in bronze (nsfw) | false |
My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin | true |
I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something. | true |
What do white people and fences have in common? they both get jumped by mexicans. | true |
Who is always your friend at school? your princi-pal. | true |
As a miner, it's hard being on jokes. i never seem to strike gold on this subreddit. | true |
What did the decimal say to his wife? damn girl, i'm about to decimate dat ass. | true |
Tossed and turned all night. i gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing. | true |
Why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full | true |
What did the elevator say to the escalator? do you even lift? | true |
A man with alzheimer's walks into a bar. | true |
Harry s. truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a nagasake bomb. | true |
Trump team claims a poll watcher was threatened with a belt in philly. here's what really happened. | false |
Defense lawyer who said women are especially good at lying is especially good at being a misogynist | false |
How do you make a bloody nicole? like a bloody mary, but with a stab of oj... | true |
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