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'daily show' eviscerates trump's black and white view of law and order | false |
Watch this angry cat knock the stuffing out of a toy tiger | false |
How to make a disney pixar film: 1. take something that doesn't talk 2. make it talk | true |
Denim shorts: 44 celebrities bring back jean cut-offs and daisy dukes (photos) | false |
Why did regina george's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen. | true |
You all hate smokers until you need to light a birthday cake... | true |
Women's capes for superheroes, supermodels and everyone in between (photos) | false |
My neighbor's diary says i have boundary issues. | true |
Christian rock star comes out, opens up about lifelong struggle to be straight | false |
A horse moved next door to me yesterday. i heard that they make good neighbors. | true |
What is the opposite of polygamy? > what is the opposite of polygamy? monotony | true |
Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones . | true |
Income tax: donald duck convinces americans to pay (video) | false |
19 and 20 had a fight to the death. when they were done only 1 was left. | true |
Justin timberlake, jessica biel married: did the actress take timberlake's last name? | false |
Kentucky clerk asks court to force governor to let her deny gay marriages | false |
Russian history: 5 word edition and then things got worse. | true |
What do you call a human organ cut in half ? a human piano. | true |
What was the vacant lot's favorite spoon song? don't make me a target | true |
New yorkers warned of rare skin infection outbreak caused by raw fish in chinatown (photos) | false |
You know you're a parent of a spit up baby if... | false |
What's the definition of a good tax accountant? someone who has a loophole named after him. | true |
I always give away all my dead batteries ... ... free of charge. | true |
Even more evidence that anxiety can be genetic | false |
What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? cellfcentered | true |
Agnetha fältskog's '70s style...and how to get the abba singer's look | false |
Something to celebrate: 20 of the best lgbt moments of the week may 14 - may 19 | false |
Anderson cooper cozies up to some elephants on myanmar vacation | false |
What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric! | true |
Get excited: 'grace and frankie' are entering the sex toy business | false |
This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for christmas. his name was john. | true |
Lorena bobbitt died :/ car accident. some dick cut her off. | true |
Whoever decided on spelling biscuit really needs to get their shuit together. | true |
How did we build a tunnel to china? a jew found a dollar in a hole. | true |
Are you and your spouse bi... bipartisan, that is? | false |
Women in business: q&a with renae scott, chief marketing officer for togo's | false |
Eat|see|hear presents the 10th anniversary screening of idiocracy | false |
Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma they always blow up. | true |
How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb? only one, but with a perticular fetish | true |
Style and sports? meet andrea kremer: television sports journalist | false |
The past, present, and future walk in to a bar... it was pretty tense. | true |
A newtown mom's reflections on love and loss one year later | false |
Busy philipps on raising girls: 'it's never gonna be easy for women' | false |
This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight. | true |
How joseph mccarthy henchman roy cohn became donald trump’s mentor | false |
Mind your mobile manners: your kids are watching | false |
It's all fun and games until hr sends an email with your twitter account in the subject line. | true |
What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early? namaste | true |
Annyeong! 'arrested development' season 5 is 'ready to go' on netflix | false |
American apparel ceo dov charney forced to quit or be fired: report | false |
Why was the cake lonely? because he was deserted by his friends | true |
Warm temperatures bring hot deals on winter gear | false |
Trump urges west virginia voters not to back don blankenship, comparing him to roy moore | false |
What do you get for the man who has everything? penicillin | true |
So u visited spain u said? tell me. tell me every goddamn detail about spain | true |
House votes for more punishments for undocumented immigrants, 'sanctuary cities' | false |
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? none, its a hardware problem | true |
What would the beatles have been called if ringo never joined? the beatless | true |
What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold. | true |
5 things to do before the health insurance enrollment and penalty deadline on march 31st | false |
Tornado warnings outside. good thing i got drunk enough to fight a tornado or else we'd be screwed. | true |
Ted cruz wins most delegates at stake in wyoming | false |
How do you circumcise a priest? kick a little kid in the jaw. | true |
Kim kardashian's sheer jumpsuit isn't your average maternity wear | false |
I'm even late for work when i work from home | true |
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? he was *too far out, maaan*. | true |
I like to cry sometimes so people think i know how to chop onions. | true |
Money can't buy you happiness? well, poverty can't buy you anything. | true |
Republican voters want to impeach the president. good luck with that. | false |
What my mom's journal revealed to me after she was gone | false |
After alabama, pollsters see reasons to expect a democratic surge | false |
The smart way to sell your clothes on ebay | false |
Jessica chastain reveals her high school yearbook photo | false |
What kind of soup do men have after sex? split pee | true |
Halle berry beauty evolution: from miss usa to oscar-winning mother (photos) | false |
I just saw the movie 50 shades of gray you could say it had a huge climax. | true |
Hey al, i heard you're constipated. no shit. | true |
Army wife loses 100 pounds, surprises husband returning from afghanistan | false |
Rupaul has an important 2016 election message for you | false |
What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife? ceasar | true |
Feds charge ahmad khan rahami for planting new york, new jersey bombs | false |
If someone from new jersey bites you, are you from new jersey? | true |
A message to kentucky clerk kim davis: 'girl, take off that romper' | false |
Girlfriends are like gym memberships you have it, you just never pay attention to it. | true |
Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that i'm vegan | true |
Playful learning and rigorous assessment: can we level-up the common core? | false |
Bill clinton right now, texting monica lewinsky you up? | true |
Hillary clinton's private email server contained highly classified intel: report | false |
All i want for christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots. | true |
What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up? brush limbaugh | true |
I'm emotionally constipated. i haven't given a shit in days | true |
Why toddlers cry and how to deal with it | false |
Jobs report: growth slows, but wages rebound strongly | false |
How do you know if a girl is ticklish? give her two test tickles. | true |
'daily show' correspondent blasts fox news reporter's racist chinatown segment | false |
The hunger games: catching fire and kids: what is age appropriate? | false |
Genworth financial exploits obamacare loophole to charge women more for insurance | false |
Russia's gay bill won't impact lgbt olympians: olympic committee | false |
How to buy a grill: print this and take it shopping | false |
Theater: cotton club reborn, bawdy burlesque, magic acts refined | false |
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