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Did you just fall? no. i attacked the floor. backwards? i'm freaking talented! | true |
Why you never see ronald mcdonald eating mcdonald's food | false |
Teaching compassion after the sandy hook elementary school shooting | false |
Burberry children's ads are too cute for words (photos) | false |
What happens when an illuminati member works out and gets really buff? he becomes an illumi-hottie | true |
Outback steakhouse at the center of bizarre conspiracy theory | false |
Kate middleton speech is duchess' first public talk as royal (video, photos) | false |
What do you call an online encyclopedia for djs? a wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia | true |
My boss fired me. why? i protested. i haven't done anything! turns out that was his reason. | true |
I like my woman like i like this joke. overused and overrated. | true |
Baltimore facility wants to de-stigmatize mental health care among low-income residents | false |
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so i switched her digital scale from lbs to kg. | true |
A joke my three year old brother told me why do cows poop carrots? because they're carrot cows!!! | true |
Calm down, windows update. i'll restart my computer during work time. | true |
Downside to a threesome? you'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1 | true |
Here are the autopsies for the victims of the las vegas mass shooting | false |
The most clichéd father's day cooking gifts 2013: your dad does more than grill! (photos) | false |
Frog cod what happens when frogs die playing call of duty? they respawn. | true |
What comes up but never comes down? russian cosmonauts | true |
Stepping up the fight against money laundering and terrorist financing | false |
Just misread a headline 'trump wins big' as 'trump bins wig'. i thought: 'about time too'. | true |
Father's day cards: 15 picks for dad without cliches | false |
Stanford's historic role in sleep advances with study of children | false |
Nicolette horn, interior designer, brought the tropics to scandinavia in her gorgeous home (photos) | false |
White actor cast to play japanese-american 'hellboy' character | false |
Obama can't believe trump thinks the election will be 'rigged' | false |
American universities opening up shop in china -- sino-foreign joint education ventures | false |
Docter who? the pixar director you need to know | false |
The third wave: a global exhibition of iphonic art | false |
What's five miles long and has an iq of forty? a blonde parade! | true |
Great britain has left the eu now they have a gb of free space | true |
What is a small, one story home made of poop called? a dungalow | true |
Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone! | true |
What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? a metronome! | true |
Everlane sale gives customers the option to pay what they want | false |
Last call for flight 254 this isnt my flight. i just wanted to tell you i'm a vegan | true |
Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? they're always around so many karats. | true |
This artist's dazzling travel journals will inspire your next trip | false |
A reminder that 2 moms made one of the funniest videos of 2017 | false |
We could make the world much greener this #earthday if we simply banned red and blue | true |
Bernie sanders slams 'moral outrage' of trumpcare at pittsburgh rally | false |
The insanely pretty cliffs of scala dei turchi are yet another reason to visit italy | false |
Why are manhole covers round? because manholes are round. | true |
If santa is black... and he is called father christmas, that explains why children can't see him. | true |
The best part of waking up is when you say fuck it and go back to sleep. | true |
Dear god, the 2016 campaign somehow still isn’t over | false |
What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? sinko de mayo | true |
Patriotic babies and kids make us proud to be american (photos) | false |
Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. i was delighted. | true |
What was david bowie's last hit? probably morphine | true |
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? | true |
My father always said you should fight fire with fire he didn't last long as a fireman. | true |
Aggrieved over grief as a diagnosis in dsm | false |
I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. | true |
7 healthy lunch salads to take to work | false |
There was life on mars. was. it was a cat. then curiosity killed it. | true |
Anais gallagher attends moschino show, wears coolest fashion week outfit (photos) | false |
Here is a joke ... my grades after finals | true |
What's black, white, and red all over? a dead panda! | true |
How does jaden smith keep getting roles in big movies? where there's a will, there's a way. | true |
What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? they both have wet noses. | true |
Hairdresser goes above and beyond for young customer with autism | false |
You are all invited to my murder shed, i mean my shed | true |
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback | true |
A fish that goes against the current dies electrocuted | true |
If we start calling it 'potato juice', vodka becomes a health drink. right?? | true |
Why it should matter that hillary clinton was a breadwinner | false |
Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. you trust stale greens | true |
Billions from vw settlement boost push to clean vehicles | false |
Didn't will.i.am once say he was going to make a car? well.he.isn't | true |
Dad given months to live walks daughters down the aisle at surprise ceremony (video) | false |
How do you beat the islanders? give 'em a 3 goal lead | true |
Shout out to the top 5 phones, mega, micro, smart, speaker and get off the damn. | true |
John boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address it was a house fly. | true |
Good morning my.. dave no! my est.. please dave no.. ..my esteamed colleagues everyone hates you | true |
My fiancee doesn't think jokes about drone strikes are funny. personally i find them hillaryous. | true |
Obama to republicans: you are responsible for donald trump's rise | false |
Which chord do pedophiles like the most? a minor | true |
Weight loss: we are more than a number on a scale | false |
Clafoutis recipes that demonstrate why it kind of sounds like 'cloud fruity' (photos) | false |
Ashton kutcher to play steve jobs in indie movie | false |
Jimmy kimmel says have a f**k-it-ccino instead of a unicorn frappuccino | false |
When a cop tells you to spread 'em he is not flirting. i know this now. | true |
Word of the day: eskihoe a girl that wears ugg boots and a miniskirt at the same time. | true |
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? | true |
When my son was diagnosed with autism, i started my life over | false |
Is it rationing? cancer screening and clinical uncertainty | false |
'is it time to separate church and state marriages?' | false |
Nyc launches a bold new plan to tackle domestic violence | false |
Turd polish futures up 300 percent on news that 2014 midterm election is happening | false |
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad. | true |
Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. it's blood | true |
Bill o'reilly was just a symptom, fox news is the disease | false |
Delbert tibbs, death row survivor, may you rest in peace | false |
The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!! | true |
I like my beer like i like my violence... ...domestic | true |
How do you identify a bald eagle? all his feathers are combed over to one side. | true |
The singer of this hardcore band is a 67-year-old great-grandma | false |
What's the hardest part about watching a video of somebody being beheaded? my dick. | true |
Breaking the ice: a new conversation in theatre | false |
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