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Hillary demands that trump release his tax returns trump says - i'll email them to you. | true |
What is a misogynist? a misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist. | true |
Al franken says regaining public's trust starts with 'going back to work today' | false |
This shirt makes wearing the same thing every day way easier | false |
$2,500 reward for info on whoever left this puppy in a freezing trash can | false |
Recipes that'll make you fall in love with zucchini all over again | false |
The states with the most and least affordable colleges | false |
Is anyone in washington willing to defend john kerry? | false |
There is only one ideal dance partner & it is an empty apartment | true |
Anti-semitism arrived in my son’s school: this is on you, donald trump | false |
Solange to host two benefit concerts for hurricane harvey victims | false |
Iran nuclear deal pits u.s. congress versus u.s. allies? | false |
My plans must be so fat they never work out. | true |
International new york times' thai printer refuses to run front-page story | false |
College-educated blacks are twice as likely to be unemployed as other grads | false |
I'm a trustworthy friend. count on me to tell you when our relationship is over. | true |
There is only one rule for when you're in mexico trust no juan. | true |
Why are trans people left out of lgbt history so often? | false |
What is a king's favourite piece of golf equipment? his royal tee | true |
My biggest fear of hurricane sandy is that i'll lose power and can't facebook | true |
Dadmission: 10 things i learned from hosting a sleepover | false |
Just started my vegan diet. they're a bit chewy, but better than kale. | true |
Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? because its period came too late. | true |
I keep having to remind myself that an oral history is not nearly as exciting as it sounds. | true |
What does pong and ww1 have in common? it's not about strategy, but endurance. | true |
New york times editorial page editor to testify in sarah palin defamation case | false |
Trump's climate-denying coal lobbyist nominee inches closer to epa’s no. 2 job | false |
Yoga: preparing for a different kind of marathon | false |
Celebrities mourn gregg allman after news of his death | false |
Signs of our times: san francisco peace rally expresses how most americans feel | false |
Read the full text of donald trump's executive order limiting muslim entry to the u.s. | false |
Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too. | true |
Horror film 'del playa' too close to uc santa barbara tragedy, critics say | false |
How to piss off an archeologist? give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period. | true |
What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan? geodude | true |
All of kim kardashian's major magazine covers (photos) | false |
Hiring guru: nationwide debt direct hires for service | false |
Rubio launches new lines of attack against christie | false |
Piggybaccks are like blowjobs its only really fun for one person, and in both, someone gets off | true |
You're under arrest for trespassing. on what grounds? -fromjokester4android | true |
Why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls | true |
The longer trump waits to release new travel ban, the less it may fly in the courts | false |
I lost weight: rosie rose coates found running therapeutic and lost more than 100 pounds | false |
These mushrooms aren't poisonous! - somebody's last words | true |
What do you call a badly cooked beef? a misteak. | true |
I just released my mixtape in tianjin. it was da bomb. too soon? | true |
Never serve bad food at a bris otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip | true |
What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal | true |
The first recipe i ever made: lentil soup | false |
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? it becomes daytrogen | true |
Hillary clinton leaves door open on marijuana legalization | false |
Can america keep it down? canada needs to work on monday. | true |
Dear santa: i want for nothing, i wish for lots | false |
Why did jesus hang on the cross for three days? he forgot the safe word. | true |
Serena williams is also a total badass at ax throwing | false |
Antidepressants taken during pregnancy don't cause autism (study) | false |
How and when to fire your wedding planner | false |
Justin timberlake shares adorable photo of baby silas on 'tonight show' | false |
What did the dick say to the condom? cover me, i'm going in. | true |
I miss the old days. when a duck face meant that you had a stroke. | true |
Half of food industry employees work when they're sick | false |
John mccain: 'we're a better country' because of humayun khan | false |
Laurie hernandez wrote a memoir and we're flipping out | false |
What's the difference between reading the bible and talking shit? none. | true |
Why can't a stormtrooper have a baby? because they always miss. | true |
Bill cosby defamation suit adds four more women | false |
I was taken by aliens! i couldn't get away, i don't speak spanish! | true |
Merkel's party suffers drubbing in german state elections | false |
When i post a joke... ...and no one rates, i just assume that they all died from laughter.!! | true |
What does it take to kill a joke bad timing | true |
When does a female deer need money? when she doesn't have a buck. | true |
Why is oxygen like sex? because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. | true |
Donald trump on new york bombing: 'i called it before the news' | false |
Kentucky fan gets national champs tattoo. let's hope it happens for him. | false |
I broke my finger today... but on the other hand..i'm completely fine! | true |
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. dirty bastards. | true |
Top 5 tips on traveling with a life-threatening food allergy | false |
Why i like purim as a queer, secular jew | false |
Here's what we know about a donald trump vs. hillary clinton general election | false |
Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile you ask? trying to fit in. | true |
Why did the spider cross the road? to get to his website! | true |
How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? they are both up to something. | true |
Kevin smith opens up about death, fat-shaming and chris pratt's prayers | false |
10 good things that happen during mercury retrograde | false |
Video sparks investigation into california cops who beat suspect | false |
The precious bond between 2-year-old libby and her pet pig named pearl | false |
Swiss banks sweat as u.s. mulls punishment for tax evasion problem | false |
What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? alt+right | true |
I own an innovative gardening supplies store. we sell cutting-hedge technology. | true |
What happens to my mother if graham-cassidy passes? | false |
Transgender woman secretly records supervisor asking for sexual favors | false |
What do you call an area where an octopus is sitting? octopied | true |
Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? coz he was high :d | true |
What do you call an amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? a mechanic. | true |
Senator reveals how running influences her work as a lawmaker | false |
The week in arts&culture: instagram arrest, snl art and delicious art snacks (photos) | false |
Leverage the fuzzy front end between accepting and starting a new job | false |
White house apparently no longer posting public comments on trump's voter fraud probe | false |
I wanna rock with you, but not all night. that's unrealistic. | true |
Relationship health benefits: 10 reasons why it's good for you to have a significant other | false |
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