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How can if you have a stupid dog ? it chases parked cars ! | true |
An entire house dangles mid-air in germany, all in the name of art | false |
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? you use a spirit level. | true |
Does this aspartame make my butt look fat? | false |
The name's and the giant peach. james and the giant peach. | true |
Women, sleep apnea and heart health: more connections | false |
A lion would never cheat on his mate but a tiger wood. xd | true |
What did santa say when big old fat uncle alfred came round to chat? nice to *sleigh* you! | true |
The ipad bouncy seat: 'an embarrassment for humankind' | false |
I burned my hawaiian pizza today... i guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting... | true |
What's irish and stays out all night? patty o' furniture | true |
5 of the coolest, craziest ways to stand up for what you believe in | false |
Which is the most dangerous animal in the northern hemisphere? yak the ripper | true |
Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy? he was too far out man!! | true |
Nick viall (yes, that's correct) is the new 'bachelor' | false |
Why shouldn't you buy russian underpants? because chernobyl fallout. | true |
If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something | true |
82nd & fifth: be prepared by constance mcphee (video) | false |
Why'd the chicken cross the road? to show a deer how it's done. | true |
My kids eat chicken nuggets (and other parenting atrocities) | false |
Fast food road trip stops you must make | false |
How did helen keller's parents punish her? they rearranged the living room furniture. | true |
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. . | true |
Do you have a nose? who nose? courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus. | true |
Exclusive: chris rock explains how fame is like being a hot woman | false |
Why are flies the biggest troll? they only live for three days, and spend it fucking with you | true |
Q: what did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? a: you make my temperature rise. | true |
At vigil for florida school shooting victims, students chant 'no more guns!' | false |
Donald trump hits jeff sessions with a belittling nickname | false |
Rate your high fives on a scale of 1-10 oh, i would say they are a high five | true |
What's wrong with pi? he is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi | true |
What does a nosey pepper do? i gets jalapeno business! | true |
'a chosen exile': black people passing in white america | false |
Why did the woman marry the shoe maker? because she was his sole mate. | true |
Pavel durov, russian millionaire, throws money paper planes onto passersby in st petersburg | false |
This gay cult film will get 'outrageous' reboot for a new generation | false |
The best baby and toddler products of the year | false |
American sniper: students debate film's quality and impact | false |
Stylish home decor from kids' stores that's actually awesome for adults, too (photos) | false |
Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes. | true |
Lebron speaks out after advocates ask him to strike games to honor tamir rice | false |
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. | true |
Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s) | true |
What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? forgetti bolognese. | true |
Seth meyers takes jab at donald trump during northwestern commencement speech | false |
A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say bye 300 times. | true |
What did the agnostic dyslexic insomniac do? he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog. | true |
I fell bottom-first on to a window today. it was a pane in the arse. | true |
American legion appoints its first female executive director | false |
Noah cyrus' latest look proves kids grow up so fast | false |
What did sushi a say to sushi b wasa b! | true |
Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies. | true |
Trump aced his dementia screening, and he really wants you to know | false |
Teen recreates old photo for school id, slays the #tbt game | false |
How to get flat iron waves in under 2 minutes (video) | false |
I was horrible in school... i failed math so many times, i can't even count | true |
Transcending the controversy on international day of yoga | false |
I invented a sport called mexican football you take a mexican and kick him over a wall. | true |
What's the proper size of government? a debate inspired by ted cruz, dildos | false |
10 hidden reasons for u.s. obesity, part one | false |
The food in our school canteen is perfect. if your a bug! | true |
Some doctors see private clients other doctors see their client's privates. | true |
What happens when you give a cow a joint? the steaks are high | true |
What bounces and makes kids cry? my child support checks. | true |
Eighty-seven percent of people think lasers are friggin' awesome. - pew pew pew research center | true |
Want to read a joke about pizza? never-mind, it's too cheesy! | true |
'broad city' creators take 'accountability' for using 'white dude power' to bolster show | false |
When a clock is hungry... it goes back four seconds. | true |
Peter pan and the lost boys are actually the souls of aborted kids that explains captain hook | true |
Why can't leopards hide? because they are always spotted! | true |
Wanted to know what the did in the pentagon... so i built a hexagon *they | true |
Kendrick lamar, top dawg to produce album for 'black panther' film | false |
Thanks to home security commercials, i am now terrified of middle aged white men. | true |
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? in a brief case. | true |
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? none. it's a hardware problem. | true |
6 major health problems you could create by shorting yourself sleep | false |
If someone hits you with a coffee mug, have you technically been mugged? | true |
Anthony scaramucci teases his own news website, sparking twitter meltdown | false |
The ahca discriminates against me and other young, sick people | false |
Co-worker: why did you hit me with your chair?! me: because my desk is too heavy. | true |
Lea michele announces engagement to boyfriend zandy reich | false |
A member of the supremes speaks out about the group's gay following | false |
Is work killing you? 5 ways to lower your stress | false |
What did the spider say to the bee ? your honey or your life ! | true |
Lorne michaels calls kanye west 'a great artist' after 'snl' 'meltdown' | false |
What's it called when you jizz on a spanish woman's face? nutella. | true |
This throwback hair trend is huge on pinterest right now | false |
How to stop procrastinating on your goals by using the 'seinfeld strategy' | false |
Ancient healing techniques that can improve your modern life | false |
Household chores how do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? send the bitch outside. | true |
Q: what is your least favorite force of nature? a: gravity. it's always bringing me down. | true |
Asteroid 2014 aa discovered just before hitting earth, nasa says | false |
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? pilot | true |
My penis was in the guinness book of world records. until the library kicked me out.... | true |
Climate change disappears from white house website under trump | false |
He was accused of attempted rape. he became a progressive star anyway. | false |
To increase test scores, schools should stop suspending students, says study | false |
Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying. | true |
Better out than in, my dad always used to say. lovely man. terrible heart surgeon. | true |
Why can't you trust atoms? because they make up everything! | true |
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